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Joaquin obsession - Phase 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

So I thought I was over it and then the DVD came out last week and of course like a total psycho I"ve watched Walk the Line 2 times with and without feature commentary and now I"m completely maniacally obsessed with him all over again. These photos of him holding hands with his sister and his mother don"t help either. Full Story

Sunday, February 19, 2006 Hey gossips, Had a horrible weekend thanks to Ted Casablanca and Team Canada. In case you haven’t heard, Ted’s sources are reporting that my lover Joaquin was making out with that skank bag Kiki Dunst at some hotel a few weeks ago. Needless to say, my Friday was ruined. I have nothing to add on the matter other than the fact that I have heard nothing to substantiate the hookup nor have I heard anything to refute it. Still – Ted is King. And while you can never been 100% foolproof when it comes to gossip, Ted is as close as it gets. Am currently reassessing my Phoenix obsession. Will let you know what I decide. It was however a big weekend for Jakey-poo. A payoff, if you will, for sucking it up and putting on a better attitude. More on that later. The BAFTAs went down tonight in London. And while the British version of the Oscars is prestigious to be sure, they are not always rock solid Oscar prognosticators. Be careful as you finalise your own predictions. In today’s issue: some interesting BAFTA highlights, JT in London, Paris has a bump, and some ooey gooey R2 love.

Jake wins, Heath pouts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2006 12:00:00 February 19, 2006 12:00:00

Never a shortage of divas. After several weeks of sucky baby behaviour, Jake finally put on a happy face around the SAG Awards and the new strategic tactic seems to be paying off. Little Jakey was rewarded handsomely tonight at the BAFTAs, taking home the Best Supporting Actor trophy and throwing Clooney’s Oscar bid for that category in a little more doubt than it was just days ago. Full Story

Supporting Winona

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2006 12:00:00 February 16, 2006 12:00:00

I’m on a mission. My girl Winona is climbing back from the brink. And I feel compelled to assist in this endeavour. Still undecided on a possible romance angle to propel her back on the A-list but I’m happy to see she’s starting to feel ok with getting glammed in the pages of a magazine now and again. Full Story


This cold won’t go away but JustJared and Vanity Fair certainly gave me a boost. I have needed a Phoenix fix for weeks. And my sweet Goddess did I ever get one. Check out Joaquin in the pages of the Hollywood Issue. I can’t even tell you the jolt of fire that reached deep into my womanhood when I opened this page. I hope it’s the same for you. Fresh smut Thursday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey Phoenix

From Malissa J: Julian McMahon for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00

What about Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck for the Freebie 5? Or at least do you have any juicy dirt on him? I think he is a delicious and sexy vicious man-beast and I Need More Julian. Please help. Dear Malissa, I confess, he"s really not on my radar, partly because I don"t watch that show but also because I know he fathered a child with that nasty skank Brook Burns which has tainted him forever in my mind. Full Story

Contemplating Joaquin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2006 12:00:00 January 26, 2006 12:00:00

My boyfriend is in trouble. Us Weekly is reporting that he was involved in a car accident today in LA and although his publicist has blamed the wreck on faulty brakes, rumours are already swirling about what exactly caused the accident and whether or not his trip to Promises last year really made a difference. Full Story

Worst Hair Male: Joaquin Phoenix

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

OK. So he didn’t look his best tonight. But the poor thing was felled by the flu last week…can you blame him?? Honestly though, I don’t know what was up with the hair. Even I could scarcely summon a spark in my loins. Still…when Reese won and he looked up at her with that smoldering intensity, my desire returned in flames. Full Story

From Kim: Benjamin Bratt for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2006 12:00:00 January 9, 2006 12:00:00

How about Benjamin Bratt for your Freebie 5? I know your not a Julia Roberts fan, but when they were together they made one hell of a handsome couple. Plus I started watching eRing and he still has it even though he went small screen! Just a submission for your consideration. Dear Kim: Julia Roberts is precisely why Ben’s lost a little shine in my horny eyes. Full Story

From Kathy M: About the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2006 12:00:00 January 4, 2006 12:00:00

Brand new visitor - what"s the freebie 5? Dear Kathy: Glad you asked. The Freebie 5 is something I totally ripped off of Friends and it"s a list of 5 "unattainables" I"d have permission to tap without consequence from my husband should the opportunity arise. As you can see, Joaquin Phoenix currently occupies the #1 spot. Full Story

From Harriet K: Joaquin at Folsom Prison

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2006 12:00:00 January 4, 2006 12:00:00

Lainey, did you see our boyfriend went to Folsom Prison? And yes, I said OUR boyfriend, bring it bitch! Dear Harriet: Oh no you dih-int. You need to watch yourself, girl. If you think I"m nasty when it comes to that fraud Jennifer Aniston, you have not known the depths of my evil until you have seen me defending my possession. Full Story