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Jake wins, Heath pouts

February 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never a shortage of divas. After several weeks of sucky baby behaviour, Jake finally put on a happy face around the SAG Awards and the new strategic tactic seems to be paying off. Little Jakey was rewarded handsomely tonight at the BAFTAs, taking home the Best Supporting Actor trophy and throwing Clooney’s Oscar bid for that category in a little more doubt than it was just days ago. Full Story

Supporting Winona

February 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m on a mission. My girl Winona is climbing back from the brink. And I feel compelled to assist in this endeavour. Still undecided on a possible romance angle to propel her back on the A-list but I’m happy to see she’s starting to feel ok with getting glammed in the pages of a magazine now and again. Full Story

LastWord

This cold won’t go away but JustJared and Vanity Fair certainly gave me a boost. I have needed a Phoenix fix for weeks. And my sweet Goddess did I ever get one. Check out Joaquin in the pages of the Hollywood Issue. I can’t even tell you the jolt of fire that reached deep into my womanhood when I opened this page. I hope it’s the same for you. Fresh smut Thursday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey Phoenix

From Malissa J: Julian McMahon for the Freebie 5

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What about Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck for the Freebie 5? Or at least do you have any juicy dirt on him? I think he is a delicious and sexy vicious man-beast and I Need More Julian. Please help. Dear Malissa, I confess, he"s really not on my radar, partly because I don"t watch that show but also because I know he fathered a child with that nasty skank Brook Burns which has tainted him forever in my mind. Full Story

Contemplating Joaquin

January 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My boyfriend is in trouble. Us Weekly is reporting that he was involved in a car accident today in LA and although his publicist has blamed the wreck on faulty brakes, rumours are already swirling about what exactly caused the accident and whether or not his trip to Promises last year really made a difference. Full Story

Worst Hair Male: Joaquin Phoenix

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK. So he didn’t look his best tonight. But the poor thing was felled by the flu last week…can you blame him?? Honestly though, I don’t know what was up with the hair. Even I could scarcely summon a spark in my loins. Still…when Reese won and he looked up at her with that smoldering intensity, my desire returned in flames. Full Story

From Kim: Benjamin Bratt for the Freebie 5

January 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How about Benjamin Bratt for your Freebie 5? I know your not a Julia Roberts fan, but when they were together they made one hell of a handsome couple. Plus I started watching eRing and he still has it even though he went small screen! Just a submission for your consideration. Dear Kim: Julia Roberts is precisely why Ben’s lost a little shine in my horny eyes. Full Story

From Kathy M: About the Freebie 5

January 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brand new visitor - what"s the freebie 5? Dear Kathy: Glad you asked. The Freebie 5 is something I totally ripped off of Friends and it"s a list of 5 "unattainables" I"d have permission to tap without consequence from my husband should the opportunity arise. As you can see, Joaquin Phoenix currently occupies the #1 spot. Full Story

From Harriet K: Joaquin at Folsom Prison

January 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lainey, did you see our boyfriend went to Folsom Prison? http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/04/joaquinphoenix.folsom.ap/index.html. And yes, I said OUR boyfriend, bring it bitch! Dear Harriet: Oh no you dih-int. You need to watch yourself, girl. If you think I"m nasty when it comes to that fraud Jennifer Aniston, you have not known the depths of my evil until you have seen me defending my possession. Full Story