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About that Casey Affleck situation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 10:51:35 July 26, 2010 10:51:35

He’s being sued by a former producer on his Joaquin Phoenix documentary I’m Not Here. Amanda White says she was sexually harassed by Joaquin’s bff and brother-in-law, claiming she was fired for not f-cking him. According to White, she was terminated when she rejected Casey’s demand that they start sleeping together. Full Story

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Bye Good: the mockumentary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 09:27:04 May 6, 2010 09:27:04

Obviously. It was a joke. Some kind of lame construct to expose something about Hollywood, something about the way everyone reacted to his behaviour, his attempt to become a rapper. Like there was any question that it was a poorly conceived “artiste” endeavour concocted by guitar and candlelight one night when Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck were lamenting their superiority over their celebrity peers. Full Story

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Dipping his feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 08:46:39 April 13, 2010 08:46:39

Is that what he’s doing? Joaquin Phoenix showed up last night at “guerrilla artist” Banksy’s Exit Through the Gift Shop premiere in LA. Remember when Brange bought a Banksy for $2 million? Joaquin seems to be re-emerging slowly and clean-shaven, almost sane-looking. Almost. Last month he also hit up Elton John’s Oscar party, not exactly his kind of joint. Full Story

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Soho House/Grey Goose Part 4

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 11:04:19 March 5, 2010 11:04:19

Only caught a quick glimpse of Natalie Portman and her new man. She is SO small. And that skirt is shorter than you think. The outfit also looks better than it photographs. Portman was having a word with Carey Mulligan. It was all I could do not to have a Sapphic meltdown all over the grand piano. Mulligan stayed close to Maggie Gyllenhaal most of the time, with Peter Sarsgaard coming in and out of their little area. Full Story

Lilo, Joaquin & Phillippe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 08:34:23 February 2, 2010 08:34:23

Let’s express our collective relief, again, that Joaquin Phoenix has emerged from his vain ass art project last year clean shaven and (sort of) hot again. He’s also reengaging with the Hollywood party circuit. Oh, how f-cking celebrity of you. Joaquin was spotted leaving Voyeur the other night after the Grammys. Full Story

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Can I love you again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 09:31:00 January 22, 2010 09:31:00

Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for his beard and could not find the hotness underneath, Joaquin is back, cleanshaven, coherent, doesn’t look pudgy, isn’t fronting like an uberartist, isn’t smug, isn’t an asshole, actually has a sense of humour, and looks totally hot again. Full Story

Don’t hate the replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 07:15:00 August 5, 2009 07:15:00

Twilight Eclipse cast members continue to acclimate to Vancouver – it was Bryce Dallas Howard who was spotted yesterday after a workout, getting into training mode to play the aggressive Victoria. As you know, Bryce recently replaced Rachelle Lefevre and as you also know, Twi-Hards tend to fixate unreasonably on matters they cannot control. Full Story

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GOOPy or Douchey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 12:26:00 March 16, 2009 12:26:00

Tough call for you, isn't it? One's an elitist condescending, allegedly undeserving bitch, the other a wastebag ingrate making a mockery of music and his entire career... How to choose? GOOPy or Douchey? Well it's obvious for me. GOOPs of course. You know I love my GOOPs. And you know she hates Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story

Joaquin scuffle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 06:45:24 March 12, 2009 06:45:24

That loser was in Miami last night “performing”. Was heckled from the crowd and deservedly so which prompted Joaquin to jump the dude. Melee ensued, Phoenix is hauled away, Casey Affleck naturally shot the whole thing, and they probably laughed about it at the hotel afterwards the entire night. Full Story

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Oscars 2009 Wrap-Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2009 04:06:31 February 23, 2009 04:06:31

They said they would shake things up. Well, they shook up some parts, but it still ended up being too long. And, more importantly, FEELING too long. The entire middle section was Benjamin Button. So there is no way Danny Glover stayed awake. None. Hugh Jackman? If I’m honest, there were moments I was a little embarrassed for him. Full Story