Joaquin Phoenix Gossip

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Hoax camouflage

January 29, 2009 08:33:30 Posted at January 29, 2009 08:33:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So yesterday, Entertainment Weekly, after hearing from Joaquin Phoenix sources, reported that his recent rap journey is actually an elaborate hoax to be filmed by Casey Affleck for a mockumentary about celebrity meltdowns. Full Story

Not sad smut, just big douche

January 28, 2009 10:13:01 Posted at January 28, 2009 10:13:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you kind hearted souls were worried about Joaquin Phoenix - his unkempt appearance, his BYE GOOD retirement, his bizarre antics - and you appealed to have him classified as sad smut. JP is not sad smut. But he is a f-cking loser. So the rap endeavour, his explanation to People Magazine that it's his life's dream in hip hop - not so. Full Story

GOOPy phone sex?!?!

January 21, 2009 06:35:10 Posted at January 21, 2009 06:35:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CAUTION! NUDITY! In the UK Sun today - a screen cap of Gwyneth Paltrow from the upcoming Two Lovers costarring Joaquin Phoenix in which my G appears to be having phone sex exposing a lovely left breast. Full Story

The Year of Living Rap

January 19, 2009 06:02:10 Posted at January 19, 2009 06:02:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. What happened to Joaquin Phoenix? As you know, he said BYE GOOD to acting and instead has chosen to document his attempt to become a rap artist – yes, a rap artist – with bestie Casey Affleck. Apparently hip-hop is his life’s love, and he is now dedicated to pursuing the perfect rhyme. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: Bye Good Joaquin Phoenix

December 31, 2008 07:44:34 Posted at December 31, 2008 07:44:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just last night in Miami – this is Joaquin Phoenix. Oh Joaquin… It’s the elastic holding back half his hair that twists the knife in your heart, non? As you know, Joaquin recently announced his “retirement” from acting, spelling it out for us on his hands: BYE GOOD. He’s apparently pursuing a recording career to be documented by good friend Casey Affleck. Full Story

MC Bye Good

December 1, 2008 09:30:00 Posted at December 1, 2008 09:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember last week when it was reported that Joaquin Phoenix jumped the stage at some club and threw down a few rhymes? Thank the good Shiloh someone had the presence of mind to video it. Here he is, MC Bye Good, sucking the largest ass donkey sh-t of all time. How does someone become such a loser? How did Joaquin Phoenix, formerly the #1 spot on the Freebie Five, how did he become P Diddy? Apparently Casey Affleck is shooting all of this for his doc. Full Story

He raps?

November 26, 2008 07:48:27 Posted at November 26, 2008 07:48:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Joaquin Phoenix said he was retiring from acting to focus on music. We all made the assumption that he would slowly fade away based on his reclusive personality and his handwriting a few weeks ago: BYE GOOD. Happily this does not seem to be the case. Even the ones who shun the spotlight can’t help their addiction to the spotlight…see? How else can you explain this? Turns out Joaquin is shooting a doc with close friend Casey Affleck chronicling his journey from actor to musician. Full Story

GOOPy’s movie must suck

November 4, 2008 16:31:00 Posted at November 4, 2008 16:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone like Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t pick a dress like this thinking it’s the most beautiful thing ever. She didn’t see it delivered from her stylist and actually believe everyone on the blogs - you, me, the haters, the MiniVan fashion conservatives who actually think Jennifer Aniston’s a style icon – would lose their sh-t over the beauty of her choice. Full Story

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Don`t be Brett Favre

November 3, 2008 07:10:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 07:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We get it. You’re leaving. Your artistic integrity is being raped by Hollywood. You find fame unsavoury. You cannot bear the hypocrisy, manipulation, the exploitation. You’re going. But if that’s the case, why show up on the red carpet for Chen and your own Two Lovers and make a spectacle of yourself? This is Joaquin Phoenix on Saturday looking super clean and totally sober and refusing to remove the ciggie from his mouth with a message for all of us written across his knuckles: GOOD BYE. Full Story

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Singing > Acting and Liv too?

October 28, 2008 16:16:02 Posted at October 28, 2008 16:16:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The most awkward, uncomfortable clip ever… a thousand times more so than The Office, UK version, because no one is more is better at creating those moments like Ricky Gervais. Except for Joaquin Phoenix. Only he’s for real. As mentioned earlier, JP was at a charity benefit last night looking like ass. Full Story

One Lover Won’t Promote

October 28, 2008 07:01:33 Posted at October 28, 2008 07:01:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh there he is. While Gwyneth Paltrow has dutifully performed red carpet responsibilities for their film Two Lovers in Cannes and most recently in London last week, Joaquin Phoenix has been missing for months, finally turning up last night at a star studded benefit in San Francisco, arriving with close friend Casey Affleck, looking like all kinds of sh-t. Full Story