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Eva Mendes: MTV Boring

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Mendes hurts me. Because she is sooooo lovely. Which is why her dressing problem is particularly painful. The wasted potential is painful. That dress is painful. And this bag…this bag is most painful of all. On its own? For lunch at The Ivy? Giv’er. But on a carpet? Dump that sh-t on a publicist and go hands free! So bland, so underwhelming, so not worthy of Eva Mendes…a knockout who doesn’t stand out. Full Story

A Great Title

May 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We Own the Night, Joaquin Phoenix’s latest with Mark Wahlberg, in competition here at Cannes although neither is expected – at press time – to attend in support. The screening in on Wednesday and the press conference Thursday – will let you know. Here’s a smutty detail though: Marky supposedly wanted to fly in for a couple of days but rumour has it he demanded to stay at the Hotel du Cap… and the studio told him to beat it. Full Story

New Love for Drew?

March 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source X17 Well… she certainly has a type, doesn’t she? Spike Jonze – Drew’s latest longterm boyfriend? She is, as they say, a serial monogamist. And he fits the profile: oddball, arty, disappointing not Joaquin Phoenix but HELLUVA lot sexier than Tom Green. Full Story

The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix

March 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. Have you seen The Yards? Joaquin plays off type – VERY sexy - but I can’t stomach multiple viewings. Full Story

Another Daily Crusty: Joaquin Phoenix

March 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So, like, I totally get it that Joaquin doesn’t want to be a “celebrity”. He’s an ACTOR, he’s an ARTISTE, he’s a CRAFTSMAN…I get it. But here’s the thing – if you’re all about being anti Hollywood, then stay the f&ck away from Hollywood functions. And if you absolutely have to attend a Hollywood function, bite your tongue, grin and bear it, and after completing the requisite lap around the room, go back to your own little arty hole and compose a haiku about depression in the privacy of your own house, instead of losing your on a well-meaning photographer who made the gross mistake of touching your shoulder. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Hollywood Voldemort Vindicated

March 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you don’t read Harry Potter (why the hell not???) you probably won’t get the reference but as far as things go in Hollywood, you can’t deny the tenacity and sheer…… UN-killableness of Tom Cruise. Just a few short months ago in the summer, after being dumped by Paramount and embarrassingly admonished in the Wall Street Journal by Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone, the GMD was flat out on the mat at 7 ½ - what (spoiler!) Meredith was before being ridiculously resuscitated by her mother and the pressure of Christina’s hands on her feet. Full Story

Jason Bateman’s new gig

February 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive. My sources have spotted him in Vancouver this week, working on a new movie called Juno starring Ellen Page (talked about in some circles as the female Ryan Gosling – for talent, I mean, not The Notebook), and Jennifer Garner. Once upon a time, before River Phoenix, I went to bed dreaming of Jason every night. Full Story

Beautiful Drew Freakishly Happy

February 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Soooo beautiful these days. Single and fresh at her best best best. Drew at TRL yesterday glowing and gorgeous. And really, really, really happy. Did you see her on Letterman the other night? You know when someone’s on a sugar high talking a mile a minute? That was Drew. Now I’m not saying she was stoned off her tree or anything, I’m just saying she was really, really, really happy. Full Story

The Golden Globes Wrap-Up

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First things first… Ummm…. Joaquin Phoenix? And that deep voice? Loin quiveration all over again. Makes me want to reconsider. Next… I refuse to write about Sharon Stone. Period. Finally… It’s not about looking “nice”. Nice is for you and me and WE are not THEM. They have access, they have resources, they have stylists, they have photographers on staff to capture every possible bad angle for analysis and eventual avoidance. Full Story

Friday, January 12, 2007
Dear Gossips, Was held up in meetings and media yesterday and thus was unable to join in the collective euphoria over The News: It will be Angel. The Beckhams’ Final Attempt – will it be Waterloo? Can they really conquer America? Or does $250 million over 5 years mean they already have? Globes just three days away, more presenters announced including Joaquin Phoenix and Naomi Watts. And remember – BOTH Cam AND Pip have been tapped to attend, and now that they’ve finally issued confirmation of a split, the awkward fireworks on that carpet should be absolutely delicious. Friday – posting continually throughout the day, check back often for updates, have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My love and smutty thanks to Suzanne, Tova, and Vanessa for the special visit at Off The Record yesterday… PPS. My love and smutty thanks to all of you who’ve asked for an editorial re: the Page Six heroin blind item/Marilyn Manson/Angelina Jolie connection. Am leaving Toronto for home on Saturday – look for my comments late Sunday/Monday morning. PPPS. Check me out on the CBC Morning News Friday at 9:30am EST dishing on all things Beckham!

Gisele & Mother Leo: Friendship Offside?

January 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So if I were Bar Rafaeli, with her generic model good looks and her crazy ass body, I’m not so sure I’d be so cool with the knowledge that my man’s mom was still so tight with my man’s ex. Especially if my man’s ex was none other than Gisele Bundchen. By the looks of it, they hang out rather often – see attached from just last Friday, working out the dogs on the beach, obviously still quite close, and you know what? Maybe that’s ok. Full Story