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Friday, January 12, 2007
Dear Gossips, Was held up in meetings and media yesterday and thus was unable to join in the collective euphoria over The News: It will be Angel. The Beckhams’ Final Attempt – will it be Waterloo? Can they really conquer America? Or does $250 million over 5 years mean they already have? Globes just three days away, more presenters announced including Joaquin Phoenix and Naomi Watts. And remember – BOTH Cam AND Pip have been tapped to attend, and now that they’ve finally issued confirmation of a split, the awkward fireworks on that carpet should be absolutely delicious. Friday – posting continually throughout the day, check back often for updates, have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My love and smutty thanks to Suzanne, Tova, and Vanessa for the special visit at Off The Record yesterday… PPS. My love and smutty thanks to all of you who’ve asked for an editorial re: the Page Six heroin blind item/Marilyn Manson/Angelina Jolie connection. Am leaving Toronto for home on Saturday – look for my comments late Sunday/Monday morning. PPPS. Check me out on the CBC Morning News Friday at 9:30am EST dishing on all things Beckham!

Gisele & Mother Leo: Friendship Offside?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

So if I were Bar Rafaeli, with her generic model good looks and her crazy ass body, I’m not so sure I’d be so cool with the knowledge that my man’s mom was still so tight with my man’s ex. Especially if my man’s ex was none other than Gisele Bundchen. By the looks of it, they hang out rather often – see attached from just last Friday, working out the dogs on the beach, obviously still quite close, and you know what? Maybe that’s ok. Full Story

Joaquin & the Children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2006 12:00:00 December 20, 2006 12:00:00

Giving back during the holidays – definitely good for at least a few quivers. Check out Joaquin Phoenix recently, captured by writer/photographer Robert Brink at a charity event to distribute Christmas gifts. Having criticised Joaq in the past for shunning photos but not passing up on swag (to tell you the truth, I’m actually kinda surprised he’d be one to whore for free sh-t) Brink reports that he was quite pleasant this time ‘round, taking pleasure in helping disadvantaged youth bring home something fun for the holidays. Full Story

All of Liv’s Lovers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

Last year, at this exact moment, I was pining HARDCORE for Joaquin Phoenix. Email arguments with my friend Erin over who deserved him more, daydreams, repeat viewings of Walk the Line…it was sick, it was twisted, it’s the same now with Leo but we won’t go there. By February I was done with him – it could have been the surly Oscar campaign or perhaps the Oscar bloat but whatever the reason, the obsession was gone, and though he’s still hot, he’s just not for me. Full Story

The Daily Maybe Gaybe: Chris Klein

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2006 12:00:00 November 7, 2006 12:00:00

Did yours ping? Mine pinged. Mine pinged large. And given his ex-girlfriend’s state of affairs, would it be surprising? Consider also what Chris said in an interview with Elle last year, during which he made some incredibly sexist remarks highlighted below: On his signature move: "I don"t need food to impress, man. Full Story

Eva Mendes: The Queen of Just Miss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

Let me preface by saying I think Eva Mendes is fantastic: I"m thrilled her career is taking off, I"m thrilled she"s with Joaquin Phoenix, and I"m even more thrilled his morosity is getting a much needed lift from her Latina loving. But here"s the thing with Eva Mendes - is it just me or does she always just miss? Not a big miss but a little miss, just enough to throw you off, just enough to keep away the superlatives - is it just me? Have a look…two separate outings this weekend. Full Story

The Daily Drew: Drew In Style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2006 12:00:00 August 18, 2006 12:00:00

I"m like a f&ckin" broken record, I know, but I can"t say it enough: Drew at 30 is the best Drew ever. She"s confident, she"s sassy, she"s absolute gorgessity, and now she says she"s ready for babies. Thing is - and I know this means nothing - my gut says Fab ain"t forever. My gut says she needs more. Full Story

Winona"s single status

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, one of my girls throughout the years. She"s working again, seen here on the set of her latest The Ten, looking alright, not terribly cute but nothing to worry about either. And holding up rather nicely for someone with so many mental health issues, don"t you think? As such, I"m going to reignite my campaign for a Phoenix hookup. Full Story

Winona, my Winona

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2006 12:00:00 June 30, 2006 12:00:00

I always knew I missed her but when I saw these photos and started air clapping like a f&ckin" moron, it finally dawned on me how empty my gossip life has been without Winona Ryder. I LOVE Winona Ryder. I could probably love her more than Gwyneth if she"d only pull her sh*t together and find a decent boyfriend and from the looks of it tonight at the premiere of A Scanner Darkly, it doesn"t seem that far off. Full Story

Thursday, April 27, 2006
Dear gossips, I"d like to offer my apologies to all you Joaquin Phoenix fans out there who"ve sent me such lovely emails arguing for his return on the Freebie 5. Your devotion to my former lover is admirable, especially since, like a fickle bitch, I turned on him as soon as he lost out on Oscar. Unfortunately, I"ve moved on. And to be honest, he was never really my type anyway. But he is a fantastic actor and he will definitely win one one day and for an entire month back there, I thought about him every day and in the end, he and I will always have December. Please forgive me. As it so happens however, there is movement yet again on the list. More details to follow. In today"s issue: young Hollywood factors prominently (minus that aging hag Tori Spelling) and a supermodel"s collossal mistake.

Eva Mendez and her man?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

Well, well. Looks like she went back to the long suffering boyfriend. I wonder if Joaq"s raunchy smoke breath and Elvis gut drove her away. Or maybe he just couldn"t deal with an actress type because he"s really just biding his time, waiting for me??? Hmmm…I just closed my eyes and pictured that and absolutely NOTHING stirred. Full Story