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Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more chiselled. I also prefer when he has Fierce Face rather than Fame Face. Full Story
Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might be a bit of an overreach although it does make for a good debate. Full Story
Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story
Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that debate about whether or not Becks stuffed his undies in the Armani ads? And remember Victoria defending him by saying he doesn’t need to enhance because he’s hung like a pipe already? Well… according to Kyle, David Beckham is indeed naturally blessed with size. Full Story
Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll be ready by Week 1 – and then joined his girl and his boy on the grass. Full Story
Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story
Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, Phelps spent 3 days in Vilamoura, Portugal relaxing with friends. Full Story
It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now proven me a hypocrite. Full Story
He says he wants to elevate the popularity of swimming in North America to what it’s like in Australia, do perhaps what Tiger has done for golf, what Becks is trying with soccer. As such, there is a price to pay. Sorry, kid. Comes with the territory. Besides, I need to know who’s sharing your bed if it can’t be me. Full Story
It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story
It happens every summer. Every summer I develop a sick ass crush – an embarrassing crush for a 15 year old let alone a woman about to turn 35. Like scripted daydreams. Like scripted detailed daydreams about how we meet, what we say to each other, what I’m wearing. Sometimes I change the outfits. Full Story
Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting Billy Bush (???) the other day during Access Hollywood’s interview with Michael’s mom Debbie Phelps. Full Story
Sorry… interrupting gossip for an Olympic moment. Because we just watched the 200m live – SPOILER AHEAD – and Usain Bolt is sick. Sick. Is there any man more aptly named? Usain Bolt just won gold in the 200m setting a new world record in the event which means he is the FIRST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE OLYMPIC GAMES to own world records in both the 100m and the 200m. Full Story
You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her assy antics are well known to those in Nashville. Full Story
NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson at Nobu in Malibu last night. Full Story
Coldplay concluded the US leg of their tour in Boston on Monday. Gwyneth was there and Jenn (c/o Mimi) was kind enough to send a few details, with a photo too! Love you! Gwynnie brought her mom and sat with the Seinfelds, grooving throughout the entire show, jumping up and down, hollering, cheering…very very cute. Full Story
Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last night from head to toe. Full Story
Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up at the Heart concert. Holy sh*t. Full Story
Topless. With his girl Xisca lounging on a boat, having a “me” day to clear his head and get some loving, as reports are swirling that his parents are divorcing. Oh to be young, rich, and Spanish. Spanish should be a new coveted attribute. Like…I wish I was smart. I wish I was taller. Full Story
My cousin Cat spent part of the day yesterday texting me about Rafa Nadal. She’s a hardcore tennis fan and has been a hardcore Rafa quiverer forever. Needless to say, Cat was bursting with pride for her boyfriend…along with all of Spain. Rafa returned home today to a hero’s welcome. Full Story
