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Nine and the Centaur

There was a screening last night of Nine. ARod the Centaur accompanied Kate Hudson. You’ve heard about that, haven’t you? According to Us Weekly... Full Story

ARod the centaur goes to Nine screening with Kate Hudson ARod the centaur goes to Nine screening with Kate Hudson ARod the centaur goes to Nine screening with Kate Hudson ARod the centaur goes to Nine screening with Kate Hudson Daniel Day-Lewis promotes Nine in New York Daniel Day-Lewis promotes Nine in New York Daniel Day-Lewis promotes Nine in New York Judi Dench promotes Nine in New York Judi Dench promotes Nine in New York Penelope Cruz promotes Nine in New York Penelope Cruz promotes Nine in New York

Posted at 8:18 AM

Country Bitch is judging you…

If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement:"I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. Full Story

Carrie Underwood

Posted at 3:58 PM

Manslinger fan recognition

Thanks to Nancy for sending this along… The photo came with this caption: Baseball fan Chris Sessa holds a sign with a picture New York Yankees' Alex Rodriquez and Kate Hudson during a ticker-tape parade along Broadway celebrating their 27th World Series championship on Friday, Nov. Full Story

Kate Hudson recognised at the Yankee parade Minka Kelly and Jay-Z join Derek Jeter and ARod at the Yankee Championship parade Minka Kelly and Jay-Z join Derek Jeter and ARod at the Yankee Championship parade Minka Kelly and Jay-Z join Derek Jeter and ARod at the Yankee Championship parade Minka Kelly and Jay-Z join Derek Jeter and ARod at the Yankee Championship parade Minka Kelly and Jay-Z join Derek Jeter and ARod at the Yankee Championship parade Minka Kelly and Jay-Z join Derek Jeter and ARod at the Yankee Championship parade Minka Kelly and Jay-Z join Derek Jeter and ARod at the Yankee Championship parade Minka Kelly and Jay-Z join Derek Jeter and ARod at the Yankee Championship parade Hideki Matsui at the Yankee Championship parade Hideki Matsui at the Yankee Championship parade

Posted at 1:31 PM

Manslinger had no magic

Last night. The Yankees were owned last night by the Phillies and ARod went 0 for 4, striking out three times, completely flummoxed by Cliff Lee. Needless to say, Kate Hudson did not work hard enough the night before. She was likely busy all night working after the game. Or, if you believe Bull Durham, maybe Manslinger’s been working too hard and needs to take a break. Full Story

Kate Hudson watches as Yankees lose World Series Game 1 and ARod strikes out 3 times Kate Hudson watches as Yankees lose World Series Game 1 and ARod strikes out 3 times Minka Kelly watches World Series Game 1 Minka Kelly watches World Series Game 1 Minka Kelly watches World Series Game 1

Posted at 8:47 AM

Manslinger sex machine

The World Series is happening right now in New York as the Yankees host the Phillies in Game 1 with ARod running a hot streak and everyone attributing it to the Manslinger's good loving. Straight up old fashioned good loving, that apparently is the Manslinger secret. According to Us Weekly... Full Story

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Posted at 8:03 PM

Courtside premiere

The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story

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Posted at 9:22 AM

Rally Monkey > Manslinger

This was the case last night as the Angels came back from what could have been a soulcrushing top of the 7th to send the ALCS back to New York for Game 6, still down 3-2 in the series but fighting off elimination and the magical powers of Manslinger Kate Hudson for at least one night. I wonder if she wets herself from pride every time ARod is intentionally walked. Full Story

Kate Hudson at the ALCS in LA in games 4 and 5 Kate Hudson at the ALCS in LA in games 4 and 5 Kate Hudson at the ALCS in LA in games 4 and 5 Kate Hudson at the ALCS in LA in games 4 and 5 Kate Hudson at the ALCS in LA in games 4 and 5 Kate Hudson at the ALCS in LA in games 4 and 5

Posted at 8:22 AM

Manslinger MVP

Thanks to Nancy for this hilarious photo. The most important person on the Yankees roster isn’t even on the bench. She’s in the stands. And her name is Manslinger. And her work is MAGIC. New York lost game 3 in a tight 11 innings but last night in game 4 it was all Bronx as the Yankees now own the series with commanding 3-1 lead. Full Story

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Posted at 9:32 AM

Country Bitch Thanksgiving

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she was worried she’d be approached by a disgusting civilian, even though she was rather unremarkable, apart from those shades, of course, and her 4 inch heels. Full Story

Carrie Underwood

Posted at 2:35 PM

Muzzling WAGs

Who is this Alex Rodriguez? Producing in the post season? And clutch? Manslinger Magic! Kate Hudson’s sweet loving has resulted in a Yankees sweep of the Twins with ARod factoring in all three wins, and they’ll next meet the Angels to play for the American League title. Needless to say, Kate has suddenly become rather popular within the organisation. Full Story

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Posted at 8:42 AM

Manslinger’s Fall Classic hopes

It’s on. The American League Division Series is underway, game 1 was last night with the Yankees taking it 7 – 2 over the Twins as New York is favoured, predicted to meet up with the Phillies in the Fall Classic. Kate Hudson was in the stands to cheer on her man, seated beside Jay-Z and Guy Oseary, happy, glowing, and cheering… ARod has had an impressive year. Full Story

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Posted at 11:21 AM

JLo Opening loss

Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I learned that they do exist. In Calgary, Alberta. Full Story

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Posted at 8:28 AM

Who needs acting school?

Kate Hudson was photographed yesterday leaving ARod’s apartment and heading to an acting studio. With Tupperware. An acting studio? Why? She makes the same movie with Matthew McConaughey over and over again. You may have heard, Kate’s ex-husband Chris Robinson is expecting with his girlfriend. Full Story

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Posted at 7:34 AM

Manslinger and her girlfriends

As you know, Kate Hudson is boy crazy. Manslinger’s always slinging a man. Manslinger however never slings a man at the expense of her girls. You know those girls? We’ve all known a girl or two who disappears with every new boyfriend. This is not Kate Hudson. Kate manslings constantly. But she is still a constant friend. Full Story

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Posted at 10:14 AM

Birthday Bolt by request

This is for Shani R who emailed about the lack of Jamaican representation on the site, specifically re: Usain Bolt’s performance at the World Championships this week. True. It’s his birthday today. And he is celebrating it in Berlin as the only sprinter in history to own both the Olympic and World 100m and 200m titles and world records. Full Story

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Posted at 11:55 AM

WAG Fight

They were undercover at the beginning but Manslinger and ARod have taken their togetherness quite public of late – she’s joined him on the road, she’s always at the games, her family has been recruited to cheerlead, and they’re kissing openly at official team functions. Kate Hudson is a Yankee WAG front and centre, reflecting her boyfriend’s history of spotlight whoring. Full Story

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Posted at 7:17 AM

Sudden Lover of Animals

Few things get me going like animals getting hurt so here goes… Michael “I Kill Dogs Cause It’s Hilarious” Vick was in Chicago today speaking at a Humane Society event about the unethical treatment of animals. Full Story

Michael Vick Too hot! Hot and tired

Posted at 2:20 PM

Manslinger succeeds where Porny failed

Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez was already regarded as highly skilled, with the numbers to back it up. Full Story

Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, and Kurt Russell at the Yankees game Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, and Kurt Russell at the Yankees game Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, and Kurt Russell at the Yankees game Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, and Kurt Russell at the Yankees game Kate Hudson with the Yankee WAGs at the Yankees game

Posted at 9:28 AM

It’s helping...

We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row that reflect a more pulled-together, more positive, more defiant Jessica. Full Story

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Posted at 12:23 PM

JLo is a dolphin

Marc Anthony is now part owner of the Miami Dolphins. Terms of the deal with undisclosed but the point is he and Jennifer Lopez will be frequently spotted in the owner’s box come September. Longtime readers of this site will know that Dolphins are my team. They’ve sucked the past few years but came back strong last season, redeeming themselves from the disaster that was 07/08 and, well, it’s not like I’m not used to loving and losing. Full Story

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Posted at 11:25 AM