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Thanks to Nancy for sending this along… The photo came with this caption: Baseball fan Chris Sessa holds a sign with a picture New York Yankees' Alex Rodriquez and Kate Hudson during a ticker-tape parade along Broadway celebrating their 27th World Series championship on Friday, Nov. Full Story
Last night. The Yankees were owned last night by the Phillies and ARod went 0 for 4, striking out three times, completely flummoxed by Cliff Lee. Needless to say, Kate Hudson did not work hard enough the night before. She was likely busy all night working after the game. Or, if you believe Bull Durham, maybe Manslinger’s been working too hard and needs to take a break. Full Story
The World Series is happening right now in New York as the Yankees host the Phillies in Game 1 with ARod running a hot streak and everyone attributing it to the Manslinger's good loving. Straight up old fashioned good loving, that apparently is the Manslinger secret. According to Us Weekly... Full Story
The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story
This was the case last night as the Angels came back from what could have been a soulcrushing top of the 7th to send the ALCS back to New York for Game 6, still down 3-2 in the series but fighting off elimination and the magical powers of Manslinger Kate Hudson for at least one night. I wonder if she wets herself from pride every time ARod is intentionally walked. Full Story
Thanks to Nancy for this hilarious photo. The most important person on the Yankees roster isn’t even on the bench. She’s in the stands. And her name is Manslinger. And her work is MAGIC. New York lost game 3 in a tight 11 innings but last night in game 4 it was all Bronx as the Yankees now own the series with commanding 3-1 lead. Full Story
Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she was worried she’d be approached by a disgusting civilian, even though she was rather unremarkable, apart from those shades, of course, and her 4 inch heels. Full Story
Who is this Alex Rodriguez? Producing in the post season? And clutch? Manslinger Magic! Kate Hudson’s sweet loving has resulted in a Yankees sweep of the Twins with ARod factoring in all three wins, and they’ll next meet the Angels to play for the American League title. Needless to say, Kate has suddenly become rather popular within the organisation. Full Story
It’s on. The American League Division Series is underway, game 1 was last night with the Yankees taking it 7 – 2 over the Twins as New York is favoured, predicted to meet up with the Phillies in the Fall Classic. Kate Hudson was in the stands to cheer on her man, seated beside Jay-Z and Guy Oseary, happy, glowing, and cheering… ARod has had an impressive year. Full Story
Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I learned that they do exist. In Calgary, Alberta. Full Story
Kate Hudson was photographed yesterday leaving ARod’s apartment and heading to an acting studio. With Tupperware. An acting studio? Why? She makes the same movie with Matthew McConaughey over and over again. You may have heard, Kate’s ex-husband Chris Robinson is expecting with his girlfriend. Full Story
As you know, Kate Hudson is boy crazy. Manslinger’s always slinging a man. Manslinger however never slings a man at the expense of her girls. You know those girls? We’ve all known a girl or two who disappears with every new boyfriend. This is not Kate Hudson. Kate manslings constantly. But she is still a constant friend. Full Story
This is for Shani R who emailed about the lack of Jamaican representation on the site, specifically re: Usain Bolt’s performance at the World Championships this week. True. It’s his birthday today. And he is celebrating it in Berlin as the only sprinter in history to own both the Olympic and World 100m and 200m titles and world records. Full Story
They were undercover at the beginning but Manslinger and ARod have taken their togetherness quite public of late – she’s joined him on the road, she’s always at the games, her family has been recruited to cheerlead, and they’re kissing openly at official team functions. Kate Hudson is a Yankee WAG front and centre, reflecting her boyfriend’s history of spotlight whoring. Full Story
Few things get me going like animals getting hurt so here goes… Michael “I Kill Dogs Cause It’s Hilarious” Vick was in Chicago today speaking at a Humane Society event about the unethical treatment of animals. Full Story
Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez was already regarded as highly skilled, with the numbers to back it up. Full Story
We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row that reflect a more pulled-together, more positive, more defiant Jessica. Full Story
Marc Anthony is now part owner of the Miami Dolphins. Terms of the deal with undisclosed but the point is he and Jennifer Lopez will be frequently spotted in the owner’s box come September. Longtime readers of this site will know that Dolphins are my team. They’ve sucked the past few years but came back strong last season, redeeming themselves from the disaster that was 07/08 and, well, it’s not like I’m not used to loving and losing. Full Story
The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was unaffected by the crowd but the booing and jeering clearly rattled Becks at one point when he went over, apparently to try and make peace with a disgruntled fan, but ended up exchanging heated words with him instead. Full Story
I love it when men hug in soccer. In Europe they always hug and rub each other on the head. Very erotic. Last year I wrote about Becks & Iker: A Love Story. Some of the best photos ever taken. Click here to see. Full Story
