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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Yulia. It was Yulia Lipnitskaya who dominated the discussion on the ladies’ figure skating side last week. Some believe she was over-judged. That they were so charmed by her pluck and precociousness they’ve ranked her higher than she deserves to be ranked.  Read Full Intro

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Tina Maze won the Giant Slalom today in Sochi. It was her second gold medal of the Games after winning Slovenia’s first gold medal ever last week. But…did you know she’s a rocker? Her song My Way Is My Decision has been called the Roar of her country.  Read Full Intro

Friday, February 14, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Evgeni Plushenko has retired. And that sucks. Because the competition lacked a lot of hips yesterday. We all lose when there aren’t enough hips. But you know what I did love about the whole situation? It’s that his retirement basically dominated the event.  Read Full Intro

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Shani Davis did not win yesterday although he still has a chance for another gold on Saturday. To me, it doesn’t matter, especially not when you consider what he’s done for diversity at the Winter Olympics through his career.  Read Full Intro

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Dear Gossips,

A tie at the Olympics! Switzerland’s Dominique Gisin and Slovenia’s Tina Maze crossed the finish at exactly the same time. Tina Maze is a great name, non? So…let’s talk about Olympic Tinder.  Read Full Intro

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Sasha and I are not speaking right now. It’s because of Mark McMorris, bronze medallist in snowboard slopestyle (even though he landed TWO triple corks!). She’s producing an etalk interview with him tomorrow and I’m not invited.  Read Full Intro

Monday, February 10, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Do you think there’s a fix? After all, L’Equipe is not STAR Magazine. And L’Equipe is reporting that Russian and American officials are colluding to shut out the reigning Olympic Ice Dance champions, from Canada, Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir.  Read Full Intro

Becks’s Miami pad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2014 16:47:24 February 6, 2014 16:47:24
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Bauer, MGoetz/ Splash

David Beckham’s been in Miami promoting the new MLS team there. He attended a press conference and was mobbed by fans and also went to see a luxury apartment building that Simon Fuller’s involved with down there. A crash pad? In Miami? David Beckham Miami crash pad? Oh la. Full Story

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Baby Casillas Carbonero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2014 18:16:50 January 8, 2014 18:16:50
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EP/ Splash

As reported last week – click here for a refresher – Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero became parents to a baby boy called Martin. And now they’re presenting him to the world. Is it just me or are these shots a little like Prince George? Well, they’re crazy about the football-soccer in Spain so, you could say, their players are like royalty…even though they already have their own royal family. Full Story

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Posh & Becks cover Paris VOGUE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2013 16:36:37 November 29, 2013 16:36:37

Victoria Beckham guest edited the new issue of Paris VOGUE. I wonder if this would have happened if Carine Roitfeld was still in charge. I wonder if it was contingent upon involving her husband. Like, who do you think the idea came from? Was she the one who wanted David there, or were they the ones who insisted upon it? There are two covers. Full Story

Ben Foster IS Lance Armstrong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 18:04:16 October 24, 2013 18:04:16

Holy. Sh-t. This is NOT Lance Armstrong. This is Ben Foster PLAYING Lance Armstrong. Amazing, right? They just started shooting the biopic last week with Stephen Frears directing. I was going to see this movie anyway because, well, I followed Armstrong for a long time. I naively/stupidly/blindly believed him until I couldn’t anymore. Full Story