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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Dear Gossips,

A tie at the Olympics! Switzerland’s Dominique Gisin and Slovenia’s Tina Maze crossed the finish at exactly the same time. Tina Maze is a great name, non? So…let’s talk about Olympic Tinder.  Read Full Intro

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Sasha and I are not speaking right now. It’s because of Mark McMorris, bronze medallist in snowboard slopestyle (even though he landed TWO triple corks!). She’s producing an etalk interview with him tomorrow and I’m not invited.  Read Full Intro

Monday, February 10, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Do you think there’s a fix? After all, L’Equipe is not STAR Magazine. And L’Equipe is reporting that Russian and American officials are colluding to shut out the reigning Olympic Ice Dance champions, from Canada, Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir.  Read Full Intro

Becks’s Miami pad

February 6, 2014 16:47:24 Posted at February 6, 2014 16:47:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Bauer, MGoetz/ Splash

David Beckham’s been in Miami promoting the new MLS team there. He attended a press conference and was mobbed by fans and also went to see a luxury apartment building that Simon Fuller’s involved with down there. A crash pad? In Miami? David Beckham Miami crash pad? Oh la. Full Story

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Baby Casillas Carbonero

January 8, 2014 18:16:50 Posted at January 8, 2014 18:16:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
EP/ Splash

As reported last week – click here for a refresher – Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero became parents to a baby boy called Martin. And now they’re presenting him to the world. Is it just me or are these shots a little like Prince George? Well, they’re crazy about the football-soccer in Spain so, you could say, their players are like royalty…even though they already have their own royal family. Full Story

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Posh & Becks cover Paris VOGUE

November 29, 2013 16:36:37 Posted at November 29, 2013 16:36:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham guest edited the new issue of Paris VOGUE. I wonder if this would have happened if Carine Roitfeld was still in charge. I wonder if it was contingent upon involving her husband. Like, who do you think the idea came from? Was she the one who wanted David there, or were they the ones who insisted upon it? There are two covers. Full Story

Ben Foster IS Lance Armstrong

October 24, 2013 18:04:16 Posted at October 24, 2013 18:04:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy. Sh-t. This is NOT Lance Armstrong. This is Ben Foster PLAYING Lance Armstrong. Amazing, right? They just started shooting the biopic last week with Stephen Frears directing. I was going to see this movie anyway because, well, I followed Armstrong for a long time. I naively/stupidly/blindly believed him until I couldn’t anymore. Full Story

Nacho crusades for polo

August 27, 2013 14:28:17 Posted at August 27, 2013 14:28:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Peter Ash Lee c/o NUVO

I get requests all the time for more coverage on Nacho Figueras. The truth is, I don’t know much about him beyond him playing polo all the time with Princes William and Harry, mostly Harry. Figueras covers the new issue of NUVO. The man has great hair. Full Story

Iker in transition

August 22, 2013 16:31:00 Posted at August 22, 2013 16:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Bauer-Griffin

I have been waiting and waiting for access to new pictures of Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas for weeks. As you, I love them so much. And it was confirmed a few weeks ago that they’re expecting a baby. Here they are out for dinner in Madrid earlier this week. So it’s transition time for Iker, both personally and professionally. Full Story

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Oh yeah you did

August 15, 2013 15:33:14 Posted at August 15, 2013 15:33:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady was injured yesterday during Patriots practice. A subsequent MRI came back negative. It’s a sprain. He’ll be fine. They’ll rest him until week 1 and it’ll be fine. As Boston unclenches, a little. Losing Brady would be a monumental setback. Like, that’s the season, you know? Don’t come with your Tim Tebow either. Full Story

Tom Brady’s new business

July 31, 2013 14:28:29 Posted at July 31, 2013 14:28:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Bauer-Griffin

Tom Brady is on the cover of the new issue of Men’s Health in a grey t-shirt under a leather jacket and short tousled hair. Looks GREAT. Like really, really, REALLY hot. In addition to kicking off a new season, Brady will also be opening up a new business in September. According to the magazine, his TB12 Sports Therapy Centre will help athletes train smarter: “It’s so frustrating for me to see athletes not being able to do what they really love to do. Full Story

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