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Nacho crusades for polo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 14:28:17 August 27, 2013 14:28:17
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Peter Ash Lee c/o NUVO

I get requests all the time for more coverage on Nacho Figueras. The truth is, I don’t know much about him beyond him playing polo all the time with Princes William and Harry, mostly Harry. Figueras covers the new issue of NUVO. The man has great hair. Full Story

Iker in transition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2013 16:31:00 August 22, 2013 16:31:00
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Bauer-Griffin

I have been waiting and waiting for access to new pictures of Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas for weeks. As you, I love them so much. And it was confirmed a few weeks ago that they’re expecting a baby. Here they are out for dinner in Madrid earlier this week. So it’s transition time for Iker, both personally and professionally. Full Story

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Oh yeah you did

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 15:33:14 August 15, 2013 15:33:14

Tom Brady was injured yesterday during Patriots practice. A subsequent MRI came back negative. It’s a sprain. He’ll be fine. They’ll rest him until week 1 and it’ll be fine. As Boston unclenches, a little. Losing Brady would be a monumental setback. Like, that’s the season, you know? Don’t come with your Tim Tebow either. Full Story

Tom Brady’s new business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 14:28:29 July 31, 2013 14:28:29
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Bauer-Griffin

Tom Brady is on the cover of the new issue of Men’s Health in a grey t-shirt under a leather jacket and short tousled hair. Looks GREAT. Like really, really, REALLY hot. In addition to kicking off a new season, Brady will also be opening up a new business in September. According to the magazine, his TB12 Sports Therapy Centre will help athletes train smarter: “It’s so frustrating for me to see athletes not being able to do what they really love to do. Full Story

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Ham & Affleck together again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 17:47:47 July 18, 2013 17:47:47
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Frederick M. Brown/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Ben Affleck directed Jon Hamm in The Town, released in 2010. Back then I didn’t know that… Hamm had it in him the way Affleck had it in him. Oh but he does. Can you imagine that wingman situation? Middle-aged women would moist themselves as hard as they do at a Twilight convention. Sure, I coulda used a different word there, but “moist” is so much more evocative, non? Hamm hosted the ESPY Awards last night. Full Story

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Selena and the athletes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 15:58:35 July 18, 2013 15:58:35
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Selena Gomez was at the ESPY Awards last night. She wore red Dolce & Gabbana. You know what I’m starting to notice about Selena Gomez? I feel like every dress she puts on, no matter how different it might be, always looks the same, has the same effect. Why is this? I think I prefer her in casual clothes. Full Story

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Andy and Kim celebrate on holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2013 15:03:01 July 16, 2013 15:03:01
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Splash

After Wimbledon, I received many emails from you about your new obsession: Andy Murray and Kim Sears. Me too! But then I wondered... Was it just the rush of victory? Was it a true obsession? Or were we getting carried away? So I decided to wait. Wait and see if the interest abated. Aaaaand. Full Story

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Jude in the Royal Box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2013 15:34:32 July 5, 2013 15:34:32
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Wenn, Clive Brunskill/ Getty

It’s men’s semi-final day at Wimbledon. I’ve got one eye on the Djokovic-Del Potro match right now. It’s a good one. After they’re done, Andy Murray takes centre court. With an entire country behind him, including Jude Law, who’s watching from the Royal Box, not far from that bore Pippa Middleton. Full Story

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Girl Sh-t at Wimbledon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 15:01:21 June 24, 2013 15:01:21
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Wimbledon started today. On the women’s side, world #1 Serena Williams is heavily favoured, riding a 31 match win streak into the tournament. Serena was profiled recently in Rolling Stone – a controversial interview for several reasons, one of which we’ll get into later – and the writer argued that no one is as dominant in his or her sport as Serena Williams. Full Story

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Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa, Rafa!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2013 20:40:21 June 10, 2013 20:40:21
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FameFlynet, KCS Presse/ Splash

8 times Rafa... The only man to win the same major 8 times... RAFA! But it was a foregone conclusion after Friday’s match against Novak Djokovic, right? I was watching -- and screaming -- at work. As soon as he hit that shot between the legs, everyone had to know it was over. Rafa was destined. Full Story

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Tiger’s good luck charm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2013 19:00:20 May 21, 2013 19:00:20
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WENN

My ma always says -- some people bring you good luck, and other people will suck away all your luck. Chinese astrology has a lot to do with it. Every sign has its opposing sign. I, for example, am an ox. It would be terrible if I had married someone born under the sheep sign. If you have to, if that’s who you happen to fall in love with, then the wedding date becomes critical. Full Story

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