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Beckhams in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2013 15:25:15 January 31, 2013 15:25:15
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David Beckham is currently at a hospital in Paris where he’s undergoing physical evaluation, a formality before the announcement -- Becks will play for Paris Saint-Germain, back in Europe to end his career. A press conference will follow shortly. And, as you would expect, already the British are sh-tting on the move as a purely commercial endeavour, for both the club and Becks. Full Story

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Rafa’s coming back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2013 20:47:27 January 18, 2013 20:47:27
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It’s been a rough several months for Rafael Nadal. There was that knee injury. And then a stomach virus that kept him from the Australian Open where, SPOILER ALERT, Maria Sharapova dominated Venus Williams today and when I first read the headline I thought it said Serena and I almost tripped. Full Story

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What Would Dum-Dum Do?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2013 15:45:41 January 8, 2013 15:45:41
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Wenn, Fame, Splash

Well, it was inevitable: a Ryan Lochte reality show on E! It premieres in April and will feature Dum-Dum preparing for Rio 2016 and managing his clothing line and trying to find love. At 28? Training for another Olympics while getting your dick sucked by former child stars and aspiring actresses? I guess that sets up Season 4 then, non? Lochte sinks at the Olympic trials. Full Story

The Beckhams: leaving Los Angeles?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2012 16:31:29 December 3, 2012 16:31:29
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If so, he's going out a champion. David Beckham led the LA Galaxy to the MLS title on Saturday. He celebrated with his three sons, always publicly affectionate and tactile. I love this. And I wonder how much longer they'll let him. I remember my dad picking me up at the airport after I spent an entire summer in Hong Kong. Full Story

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H7 gets dropped off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2012 16:56:45 November 22, 2012 16:56:45
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H7, her mother, and her brothers were dropped off at LAX the other night by dad David who did not travel with them to London as he’s preparing for the MLS Cup Final on December 1 once again against Houston. Needless to say, Posh and the kids will be back well in time to watch Becks play for the Galaxy one last time. Full Story

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The Brady-Bundchens go bowling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2012 22:26:26 September 11, 2012 22:26:26
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Bauer-Griffin

I don’t know why it’s working out like this that every time I post about Jessica Simpson there soon follows a post about Gisele Bundchen but Maria may have started it with her article about the two last week - click here for a refresher - and now it’s like the universe is setting it up this way. Full Story

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Lochte goody-goodies Prince Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 17:57:38 August 23, 2012 17:57:38
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Jennifer Mitchell/Splash

Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third in line to the throne or the Grand Poobah of Jeah? While Harry is ensconced at Balmoral waiting on Granny’s judgment, Lochte’s the one on The Today Show being all wholesome and snuggling puppies. Full Story

Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 18:03:26 August 14, 2012 18:03:26
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Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians Full Story

Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 16:56:15 August 10, 2012 16:56:15
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As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. A wide smile. A smile full of affection as he tries to sort the verbs and the nouns out in his head, and given that it was a sweaty late night last night, remarkably lucid, although, if possible, he was actually talking slower than usual. Full Story

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Good Morning Ryan Lochte

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2012 16:25:56 August 9, 2012 16:25:56
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Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure... Such is Ryan Lochte’s dumbness. Full Story