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Hot Harry at Beach Volleyball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2012 20:45:51 August 8, 2012 20:45:51
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Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

What will we do when the Olympics are over? I love it so much I watch every event. Even the super-obscure ones. What will we do when there's nothing on TV anymore? What will we do when Hot Harry isn't out everyday? Right now, as of this writing, Harry and I are watching the exact same thing: the Women's Beach Volleyball Final. Full Story

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Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2012 20:25:52 August 8, 2012 20:25:52
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WENN

Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a private life. Ryan Lochte wants it bad. Full Story

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Beckham’s Olympic weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2012 15:11:57 July 30, 2012 15:11:57
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Tim Whitby/Matthew Lloyd/Getty, PCN

Please. The way he came up on that boat, wearing the sh-t out of his suit, come on. I will take that over Ryan Lochte any, ANY time. We will get to Ryan Lochte later. But if your argument is that Becks is dumb and talks with a weird voice, you should really, really avoid a Ryan Lochte presser is all I’m saying. Full Story

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Iker & Sara in Anguilla

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 14:11:35 July 23, 2012 14:11:35

EXCLUSIVE Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero spent the weekend in Anguilla. Am told the two are still deliriously in love, all over each other at the pool and the beach. Interestingly enough, at one point, according to other hotel guests, they were looking at a “big ring” on her finger and laughing. Full Story

Baby Blue and a braided bun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 18:01:49 July 18, 2012 18:01:49
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WENN

It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever?) Right now, as you can see, Beyonce’s working a new braided weave. Full Story

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Pose hard in a trench

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 16:14:43 July 18, 2012 16:14:43
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WENN

But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the absurdity of that shot. Full Story

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Iker, Sara, and the Spanish children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 20:36:27 July 2, 2012 20:36:27
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Sportsphoto /Splash News, Getty Images

Sergio Ramos. I just love saying that name. SERGIO RAMOS! It’s a fun name to say, isn’t it? I wonder if it’s totally ordinary for Spanish speakers though. Like, is Sergio Ramos the equivalent of, I dunno, Scott Johnson? Scott Johnson is definitely not fun to say. Sometimes Fernando Torres looks like he wears makeup. Full Story

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Mario is the future

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 19:49:49 July 2, 2012 19:49:49
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Sportsphoto /Splash News, Anthony Stanley /WENN

If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you know where my heart was yesterday for Italy vs Spain. I am for Spain. But as I said to my Italian friends afterwards, Italy has a true star: Mario Balotelli is the future. Did you see him storm off the pitch yesterday? And then come back out later, throw himself on the grass, and weep? I love him. Full Story

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London Survival 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2012 20:53:56 June 27, 2012 20:53:56
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Jamie Squire/Getty

Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps showdown has to be at the top, right? For some reason I never put it together that Lochte is older. Full Story

Shaki’s Little Sunshine?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2012 14:45:47 June 22, 2012 14:45:47
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Wenn, Splash

A Spanish newspaper is reporting that Shakira and her sunshine Gerard Pique are expecting. Apparently her dad confirmed it during an interview. Here’s the article. and since I haven’t yet started by Rosetta Stone Spanish, this gave me an excuse to hit up my favourite activity, Google Translate. Full Story

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