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Iker & Sara in Anguilla

July 23, 2012 14:11:35 Posted at July 23, 2012 14:11:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

EXCLUSIVE Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero spent the weekend in Anguilla. Am told the two are still deliriously in love, all over each other at the pool and the beach. Interestingly enough, at one point, according to other hotel guests, they were looking at a “big ring” on her finger and laughing. Full Story

Baby Blue and a braided bun

July 18, 2012 18:01:49 Posted at July 18, 2012 18:01:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever?) Right now, as you can see, Beyonce’s working a new braided weave. Full Story

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Pose hard in a trench

July 18, 2012 16:14:43 Posted at July 18, 2012 16:14:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the absurdity of that shot. Full Story

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Iker, Sara, and the Spanish children

July 2, 2012 20:36:27 Posted at July 2, 2012 20:36:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sportsphoto /Splash News, Getty Images

Sergio Ramos. I just love saying that name. SERGIO RAMOS! It’s a fun name to say, isn’t it? I wonder if it’s totally ordinary for Spanish speakers though. Like, is Sergio Ramos the equivalent of, I dunno, Scott Johnson? Scott Johnson is definitely not fun to say. Sometimes Fernando Torres looks like he wears makeup. Full Story

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Mario is the future

July 2, 2012 19:49:49 Posted at July 2, 2012 19:49:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sportsphoto /Splash News, Anthony Stanley /WENN

If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you know where my heart was yesterday for Italy vs Spain. I am for Spain. But as I said to my Italian friends afterwards, Italy has a true star: Mario Balotelli is the future. Did you see him storm off the pitch yesterday? And then come back out later, throw himself on the grass, and weep? I love him. Full Story

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London Survival 2012

June 27, 2012 20:53:56 Posted at June 27, 2012 20:53:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie Squire/Getty

Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps showdown has to be at the top, right? For some reason I never put it together that Lochte is older. Full Story

Shaki’s Little Sunshine?

June 22, 2012 14:45:47 Posted at June 22, 2012 14:45:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

A Spanish newspaper is reporting that Shakira and her sunshine Gerard Pique are expecting. Apparently her dad confirmed it during an interview. Here’s the article. and since I haven’t yet started by Rosetta Stone Spanish, this gave me an excuse to hit up my favourite activity, Google Translate. Full Story

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Iker & Sara Euro 2012 Week 1

June 15, 2012 20:59:44 Posted at June 15, 2012 20:59:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Europa Press/GABRIEL BOUYS/Getty

The tournament is a week old. How could I have waited so long to post photos of my favourites? Sara Carbonero gets to work at Euro 2012 (as a sports reporter) AND support her man, Iker Casillas who totally saved Spain’s ass against Italy last Sunday. Am attaching a few shots of the two this week. Full Story

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Rafa is the greatest

June 11, 2012 20:38:04 Posted at June 11, 2012 20:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

On clay. This is for my cousin Cat who loves Rafa so much, with a lot of stress, and probably didn’t sleep well last night thinking about this morning. It turns out the rain delay helped him. He came out hard today, finishing off Novak Djokovic in the fourth set, despite being down a break when they suspended the match yesterday. Full Story

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Ellen’s hockey friends

June 7, 2012 14:07:32 Posted at June 7, 2012 14:07:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Oliver S Wolf/Splash, Noel Vasquez/Getty

Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat were at Game 3 of the Stanley Cup finals the other night in LA. Click here for a refresher. I was surprised that more than 5 of you cared. Last night Ellen’s hockey companion was Alexander Skarsgard. They worked together on a movie. Full Story

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