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Shaki’s Little Sunshine?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2012 14:45:47 June 22, 2012 14:45:47
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A Spanish newspaper is reporting that Shakira and her sunshine Gerard Pique are expecting. Apparently her dad confirmed it during an interview. Here’s the article. and since I haven’t yet started by Rosetta Stone Spanish, this gave me an excuse to hit up my favourite activity, Google Translate. Full Story

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Iker & Sara Euro 2012 Week 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2012 20:59:44 June 15, 2012 20:59:44
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Europa Press/GABRIEL BOUYS/Getty

The tournament is a week old. How could I have waited so long to post photos of my favourites? Sara Carbonero gets to work at Euro 2012 (as a sports reporter) AND support her man, Iker Casillas who totally saved Spain’s ass against Italy last Sunday. Am attaching a few shots of the two this week. Full Story

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Rafa is the greatest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 20:38:04 June 11, 2012 20:38:04
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

On clay. This is for my cousin Cat who loves Rafa so much, with a lot of stress, and probably didn’t sleep well last night thinking about this morning. It turns out the rain delay helped him. He came out hard today, finishing off Novak Djokovic in the fourth set, despite being down a break when they suspended the match yesterday. Full Story

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Ellen’s hockey friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2012 14:07:32 June 7, 2012 14:07:32
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Wenn, Oliver S Wolf/Splash, Noel Vasquez/Getty

Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat were at Game 3 of the Stanley Cup finals the other night in LA. Click here for a refresher. I was surprised that more than 5 of you cared. Last night Ellen’s hockey companion was Alexander Skarsgard. They worked together on a movie. Full Story

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Ellen & Alia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 18:26:50 June 5, 2012 18:26:50
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Zodiac/Splash

Only 5 of you, and that includes Duana, will probably care about this post which breaks my heart. Especially since if I actually broke protocol and wrote about Kim Kardashian, thousands of you would read it. Never! Click on this instead! Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat went to the Kings-Devils game last night. Full Story

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One week - you ready?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2012 21:00:36 May 31, 2012 21:00:36
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Fame/Flynet

The Euro 2012 opening ceremony happens a week tomorrow. You ready? My Italian friends become mega crazy aggro during these events. Yes Lorella, and Laura, I mean you. Here’s Fernando Torres on holiday with his family before the big tournament. Torres’s place on the team was questionable for a while there and was only secured with great play towards the end of the league season. Full Story

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The Beckham Olympics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2012 14:45:28 May 18, 2012 14:45:28
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Bauer-Griffin

David Beckham was in Athens yesterday with Princess Anne at the Olympic Torch Handover ceremony. The Torch begins its journey to London tomorrow and will travel across England until July 27th when the Games begin. Accuse me of being a slave to globalisation all you want but I LOVE the Olympics. I schedule my schedule around the Olympics. Full Story

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Met Bachelor: Tim Tebow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 15:32:26 May 8, 2012 15:32:26
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/Getty

I don’t give a sh-t about Tim Tebow and the Jets are a joke for signing him but I needed to report something and get it out of the way so this is why he’s here. You know that new show The Choice? Click here for a refresher. I’ve been hearing rumours all over the place that he’s one of the four bachelors. Full Story

Country Bitch be shoutin’ down the phone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 21:43:55 May 1, 2012 21:43:55
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Did you read Carrie Underwood’s “Fill In The Blanks” with ESPN.com about the NHL playoffs? Click here if you missed it. Carrie loves “winning, winning, and Mike winning”. Mike of course is Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators. And you know I’ve been saying that the Predators look scary, that they might be taking Country Bitch to the final. Full Story

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Double Single Rafa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2012 18:46:57 March 23, 2012 18:46:57
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Brock Miller/Splash

This is for my cousin Cat who has also been training for the Boston Marathon after qualifying last year in under 3 and a half hours HOLY SH-T. Just 3 more weeks, right? And then you promised - take it easy!Anyway, Cat loves Rafa. Which means she’ll be watching him this weekend at the Sony Ericsson Open. Full Story

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