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Ellen & Alia

June 5, 2012 18:26:50 Posted at June 5, 2012 18:26:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Zodiac/Splash

Only 5 of you, and that includes Duana, will probably care about this post which breaks my heart. Especially since if I actually broke protocol and wrote about Kim Kardashian, thousands of you would read it. Never! Click on this instead! Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat went to the Kings-Devils game last night. Full Story

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One week - you ready?

May 31, 2012 21:00:36 Posted at May 31, 2012 21:00:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

The Euro 2012 opening ceremony happens a week tomorrow. You ready? My Italian friends become mega crazy aggro during these events. Yes Lorella, and Laura, I mean you. Here’s Fernando Torres on holiday with his family before the big tournament. Torres’s place on the team was questionable for a while there and was only secured with great play towards the end of the league season. Full Story

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The Beckham Olympics

May 18, 2012 14:45:28 Posted at May 18, 2012 14:45:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

David Beckham was in Athens yesterday with Princess Anne at the Olympic Torch Handover ceremony. The Torch begins its journey to London tomorrow and will travel across England until July 27th when the Games begin. Accuse me of being a slave to globalisation all you want but I LOVE the Olympics. I schedule my schedule around the Olympics. Full Story

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Met Bachelor: Tim Tebow

May 8, 2012 15:32:26 Posted at May 8, 2012 15:32:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/Getty

I don’t give a sh-t about Tim Tebow and the Jets are a joke for signing him but I needed to report something and get it out of the way so this is why he’s here. You know that new show The Choice? Click here for a refresher. I’ve been hearing rumours all over the place that he’s one of the four bachelors. Full Story

Country Bitch be shoutin’ down the phone

May 1, 2012 21:43:55 Posted at May 1, 2012 21:43:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Did you read Carrie Underwood’s “Fill In The Blanks” with ESPN.com about the NHL playoffs? Click here if you missed it. Carrie loves “winning, winning, and Mike winning”. Mike of course is Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators. And you know I’ve been saying that the Predators look scary, that they might be taking Country Bitch to the final. Full Story

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Double Single Rafa

March 23, 2012 18:46:57 Posted at March 23, 2012 18:46:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brock Miller/Splash

This is for my cousin Cat who has also been training for the Boston Marathon after qualifying last year in under 3 and a half hours HOLY SH-T. Just 3 more weeks, right? And then you promised - take it easy!Anyway, Cat loves Rafa. Which means she’ll be watching him this weekend at the Sony Ericsson Open. Full Story

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Hot Harry and the Fastest Man Alive

March 6, 2012 16:37:46 Posted at March 6, 2012 16:37:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Jackson/Pool/Getty

Hot Harry was in Jamaica this morning and raced Usain Bolt.It’s a GIFT, ok?This is a GIFT. Please enjoy. Also, yesterday in the Bahamas, Harry had occasion to meet two Bahamian beauty queens. It’s really too bad he couldn’t stay longer. But look at him, all tender and sweet to young Anna Albury, the blind Youth Ambassador at the Youth Rally where Harry showed his Royal support. Full Story

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The Most Earnest Couple In The World

February 29, 2012 20:16:54 Posted at February 29, 2012 20:16:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Kevin Mazur/VF12/Jeff Vespa/Getty

Tim Tebow was in LA for Oscar weekend. On Friday he hit up a party and met Taylor Swift. On Sunday he went to Vanity Fair and had his picture taken with just about everyone, including, as attached, Jon Hamm and Kate Upton.But even the excitement of all his new celebrity fangirls couldn’t diminish the effect that Swifty must have had on him because the next evening Tebow met up with her for dinner. Full Story

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The Cheater Fist Pump

February 21, 2012 22:53:18 Posted at February 21, 2012 22:53:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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London Ent/Splash

I had to post these shots of Ashton Kutcher and Kobe Bryant at the Laker game last night. Do you think in the Cheaters Club there is a hierarchy? Like...would they be fist-pumping Jesse James? Or is he a lower level cheater? Tiger Woods, obviously, has a lifetime membership in the A List secret chamber even though they secretly talk about him behind his back for nailing the Perkins waitress with a tampon in the back of the car. Full Story

Gisele: meangirl gets meangirled

February 7, 2012 17:40:26 Posted at February 7, 2012 17:40:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Boston Globe/Getty

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. You know. So Gisele was overheard sh-tting on the Patriots receivers to a friend after the Super Bowl on Sunday night after getting heckled by a Giants fan. Click here for a refresher. That exploded in a huge story yesterday, almost overshadowing the result of the game itself. Full Story

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The public consolation and criticism

February 6, 2012 16:19:26 Posted at February 6, 2012 16:19:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Boston Globe/Getty

Jacek is a NY Jets fan. I am a Miami Dolphins fan. So it’s not like I’ll ever be super choked to see the Patriots not win the Super Bowl. Division rivalries are ugly. Having said that, as a gossip lover, of course I would have been happy to watch Gisele Bundchen throw her arms and legs around Tom Brady in celebration on the field, bask in the glow of their aesthetic perfection, magnified exponentially by victory. Full Story

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