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The public consolation and criticism

February 6, 2012 16:19:26 Posted at February 6, 2012 16:19:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Boston Globe/Getty

Jacek is a NY Jets fan. I am a Miami Dolphins fan. So it’s not like I’ll ever be super choked to see the Patriots not win the Super Bowl. Division rivalries are ugly. Having said that, as a gossip lover, of course I would have been happy to watch Gisele Bundchen throw her arms and legs around Tom Brady in celebration on the field, bask in the glow of their aesthetic perfection, magnified exponentially by victory. Full Story

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Winning in the era of Gisele

February 2, 2012 17:03:54 Posted at February 2, 2012 17:03:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Boston Globe /Getty, Keystone, Splash

I LOVE this story. It might actually help clear up my congestion. As you know, the New York Giants meet the New England Patriots on Sunday at the Super Bowl. It’s NYC vs Boston. It’s a rematch. It’s ugly. It’s trash talk. It’s ...well... if you love sports and entertainment, it’s the best.Check out the cover of today’s New York Post Full Story

Setting up the first final

January 27, 2012 15:26:45 Posted at January 27, 2012 15:26:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, Keystone

I have been up for way too long. Why is Australia so far away? Was watching the Murray-Djokovic semi-final at the Australian open, a sick 5 setter that resulted, ultimately, in a Novak win just about an hour ago. And he will meet Rafael Nadal who defeated Roger Federer yesterday. Well that’s not a bad first Slam final of the year, non? You know me - I am for Rafa, always. Full Story

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Holiday Rafa

December 16, 2011 17:17:19 Posted at December 16, 2011 17:17:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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G Tres/Splash, Miquel Benitez/Getty

For my cousin Cat and all of you, and thank you for your emails, who love the Rafa posts and photos...Check out Rafael Nadal with his longtime gf “Xisca” at the Juntos Por La Integracion charity gala organised by his foundation in Barcelona last night. I love her. She is SO cute. Sometimes I worry though that they’re too young to have been together for so long. Full Story

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Nadal y Garcia

October 20, 2011 20:12:12 Posted at October 20, 2011 20:12:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer

For all you Rafa lovers out there, including my cousin Cat - he looks F-CKING HOT. I thought about throwing this up on LifeStyle only without posting it to the homepage but then I took a closer look at how great he looks in these pants with the white shirt and, well, that needs some time on a front cover, you know? Full Story

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Gwyneth & Cammie on the road

October 10, 2011 17:47:51 Posted at October 10, 2011 17:47:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet

After hanging out in London last week with Prince Philip who, obviously, was rather taken with Gwyneth Paltrow, G flew to New York the other day with Cameron Diaz. Wonder if Cameron Diaz will be featured in an upcoming issue of GOOP. Perhaps under the “Be” section. How to stop dating douchebags. Alex Rodriguez did not show up in the post season for the Yankees, did he? I mean no, Joe Girardi did not manage well, but for all that money and all that hype - doesn’t he get paid the most out of anyone? - ARod’s playoff performance was record-setting SH-T: the first player EVER to strike out as the final out on the same team two years in a row in the playoffs. Full Story

Men in underwear and my cousin’s birthday

August 26, 2011 13:18:00 Posted at August 26, 2011 13:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The US Open starts on Sunday. And my cousin Cat’s birthday is on Monday. AND she loves Rafael Nadal. So this is a Rafa tennis post. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Rafa is in New York being all cute with the children and promoting his Armani underwear thing. I may be the lone voice in all of this but... I don’t get jizzy over men underwear ads. Full Story

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Rafa before the tournament

August 25, 2011 08:38:30 Posted at August 25, 2011 08:38:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The US Open starts on Sunday. Night tennis! I have a strong sense of attachment to the US Open. It’s back to school anxiety and excitement. It’s end of summer bbq and always a big blowout of a party before getting ready for a new year. Here’s Rafael Nadal yesterday at Letterman in advance of the tournament. Full Story

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Hair Improvement

August 4, 2011 13:44:51 Posted at August 4, 2011 13:44:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady's hair is much better than it's been in a while. Check him out training with the Patriots yesterday. Yay that the league managed to work things out for a new season! This is for Sarah from Cinesnark whose hard-on for him had been waning. Full Story

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You really have bad taste

June 24, 2011 12:49:16 Posted at June 24, 2011 12:49:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Liz Hurley is serious about Shane Warne. You may have forgotten about Shane Warne. He’s GROSS. Like, properly VILE. Shane is an Aussie cricket legend, was married, is a chronic cheater, and was supposedly still with his wife when he and Hurley hooked up. And, for a laugh, or a vomit, click here Full Story

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Jon Hamm & the NHL Awards

June 23, 2011 10:31:00 Posted at June 23, 2011 10:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He presented the Vezina Trophy to Tim Thomas (Duana, this is pronounced vezz-na) at the NHL Awards last night in Vegas. Here’s the video. Ummmm... look at how he saunters out on stage. Hot. Anyway, I’ve included here a selection of player photos from the event – and George Strombo because there are several of you who request him on a weekly basis – to satisfy some hockey porn which many of you have been asking for. Full Story

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