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The Most Earnest Couple In The World

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 20:16:54 February 29, 2012 20:16:54
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Tim Tebow was in LA for Oscar weekend. On Friday he hit up a party and met Taylor Swift. On Sunday he went to Vanity Fair and had his picture taken with just about everyone, including, as attached, Jon Hamm and Kate Upton.But even the excitement of all his new celebrity fangirls couldn’t diminish the effect that Swifty must have had on him because the next evening Tebow met up with her for dinner. Full Story

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The Cheater Fist Pump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2012 22:53:18 February 21, 2012 22:53:18
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I had to post these shots of Ashton Kutcher and Kobe Bryant at the Laker game last night. Do you think in the Cheaters Club there is a hierarchy? Like...would they be fist-pumping Jesse James? Or is he a lower level cheater? Tiger Woods, obviously, has a lifetime membership in the A List secret chamber even though they secretly talk about him behind his back for nailing the Perkins waitress with a tampon in the back of the car. Full Story

Gisele: meangirl gets meangirled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2012 17:40:26 February 7, 2012 17:40:26
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Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. You know. So Gisele was overheard sh-tting on the Patriots receivers to a friend after the Super Bowl on Sunday night after getting heckled by a Giants fan. Click here for a refresher. That exploded in a huge story yesterday, almost overshadowing the result of the game itself. Full Story

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The public consolation and criticism

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2012 16:19:26 February 6, 2012 16:19:26
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Jacek is a NY Jets fan. I am a Miami Dolphins fan. So it’s not like I’ll ever be super choked to see the Patriots not win the Super Bowl. Division rivalries are ugly. Having said that, as a gossip lover, of course I would have been happy to watch Gisele Bundchen throw her arms and legs around Tom Brady in celebration on the field, bask in the glow of their aesthetic perfection, magnified exponentially by victory. Full Story

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Winning in the era of Gisele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2012 17:03:54 February 2, 2012 17:03:54
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Boston Globe /Getty, Keystone, Splash

I LOVE this story. It might actually help clear up my congestion. As you know, the New York Giants meet the New England Patriots on Sunday at the Super Bowl. It’s NYC vs Boston. It’s a rematch. It’s ugly. It’s trash talk. It’s ...well... if you love sports and entertainment, it’s the best.Check out the cover of today’s New York Post Full Story

Setting up the first final

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 15:26:45 January 27, 2012 15:26:45
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I have been up for way too long. Why is Australia so far away? Was watching the Murray-Djokovic semi-final at the Australian open, a sick 5 setter that resulted, ultimately, in a Novak win just about an hour ago. And he will meet Rafael Nadal who defeated Roger Federer yesterday. Well that’s not a bad first Slam final of the year, non? You know me - I am for Rafa, always. Full Story

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Holiday Rafa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 17:17:19 December 16, 2011 17:17:19
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For my cousin Cat and all of you, and thank you for your emails, who love the Rafa posts and photos...Check out Rafael Nadal with his longtime gf “Xisca” at the Juntos Por La Integracion charity gala organised by his foundation in Barcelona last night. I love her. She is SO cute. Sometimes I worry though that they’re too young to have been together for so long. Full Story

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Nadal y Garcia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2011 20:12:12 October 20, 2011 20:12:12
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For all you Rafa lovers out there, including my cousin Cat - he looks F-CKING HOT. I thought about throwing this up on LifeStyle only without posting it to the homepage but then I took a closer look at how great he looks in these pants with the white shirt and, well, that needs some time on a front cover, you know? Full Story

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Gwyneth & Cammie on the road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 17:47:51 October 10, 2011 17:47:51
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After hanging out in London last week with Prince Philip who, obviously, was rather taken with Gwyneth Paltrow, G flew to New York the other day with Cameron Diaz. Wonder if Cameron Diaz will be featured in an upcoming issue of GOOP. Perhaps under the “Be” section. How to stop dating douchebags. Alex Rodriguez did not show up in the post season for the Yankees, did he? I mean no, Joe Girardi did not manage well, but for all that money and all that hype - doesn’t he get paid the most out of anyone? - ARod’s playoff performance was record-setting SH-T: the first player EVER to strike out as the final out on the same team two years in a row in the playoffs. Full Story

Men in underwear and my cousin’s birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 13:18:00 August 26, 2011 13:18:00

The US Open starts on Sunday. And my cousin Cat’s birthday is on Monday. AND she loves Rafael Nadal. So this is a Rafa tennis post. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Rafa is in New York being all cute with the children and promoting his Armani underwear thing. I may be the lone voice in all of this but... I don’t get jizzy over men underwear ads. Full Story

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Rafa before the tournament

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2011 08:38:30 August 25, 2011 08:38:30

The US Open starts on Sunday. Night tennis! I have a strong sense of attachment to the US Open. It’s back to school anxiety and excitement. It’s end of summer bbq and always a big blowout of a party before getting ready for a new year. Here’s Rafael Nadal yesterday at Letterman in advance of the tournament. Full Story

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