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They win when you go out

June 9, 2011 07:03:54 Posted at June 9, 2011 07:03:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matt Damon went out to a charity event on Monday night – click here for a refresher – as his Boston Bruins owned the Vancouver Canucks in Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Final. He went out last night again in New York, attending the Freeing Voice Changing Lives Benefit Gala with wife Luciana. Full Story

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Rafa goes to Disneyland

June 7, 2011 07:32:00 Posted at June 7, 2011 07:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Woke my ass up at 6am on Sunday for the French Open final. Rafael Nadal vs Roger Federer – there really aren’t too many of these opportunities left. It was beauty for three sets, non? And what’s even better is that they can bring that out in each other without hating each other. There is a lot of genuine and mutual respect and admiration shared between Rafa and Roger. Full Story

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More Spanish PDA

May 31, 2011 07:13:51 Posted at May 31, 2011 07:13:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In yesterday’s post about Shaki – click here if you missed – I noted that I never mind when the Spaniards go full PDA, although it’s gross and offensive when people try it over here in North America. That reminded me of a video I’ve been meaning to post featuring another Spanish couple, and my favourite, Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero. Full Story

Shaki has it bad

May 30, 2011 13:46:43 Posted at May 30, 2011 13:46:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sunshine has it bad too. They have it bad together. HOT. As you know, Shakira is dating Gerard Pique of FC Barcelona. She calls him her “Sunshine”. Sunshine and the boys of Barcelona defeated Manchester United to win the Champions League on Saturday. Did you watch? Lionel Messi is INSANE. Full Story

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Hockey in Cannes

May 18, 2011 08:48:47 Posted at May 18, 2011 08:48:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several of you have made requests for this – Sidney Crosby, Jordan Staal, Max Talbot, and Paul Martin of the Pittsburgh Penguins were in Cannes the other day at a party for the short film Trophy Wife starring Jamie Lynn Sigler. Random, right? Conference Finals or the Croisette? I guess partying on a yacht takes the sting away. Full Story

PDA throwdown

May 10, 2011 13:29:35 Posted at May 10, 2011 13:29:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I LOVE these pictures. SO much. First of all because it’s not every day you get pictures of my Summer 2010 obsession Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas. But also because of all the drama that’s happening between these four – there’s girlsh-t and there’s a cockfight, and it all results in a PDA throwdown at a tennis match, while cameras are rolling. Full Story

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Country B-tch vs the Canucks

May 2, 2011 11:52:24 Posted at May 2, 2011 11:52:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Underwood performed at 2011 Stagecoach: California’s Country Music Festival yesterday. According to her website she’s not taking the stage again until June. Which means she should be free to be back in Nashville tomorrow night when the Canucks play the Predators in Game 3 of Round 2 of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Full Story

Shaki & her sunshine

April 18, 2011 09:58:00 Posted at April 18, 2011 09:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shakira just confirmed last month on Twitter that she’s dating Spanish footballer Gerard Pique. She called him her “sunshine” in Spanish. This weekend they could barely contain it during lunch in Barcelona. Sunshine is 10 years younger than Shaki and looks totally, totally, totally in love. Full Story

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I love you so much don’t you know don’t you know?

April 8, 2011 12:28:51 Posted at April 8, 2011 12:28:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez hit the gym together in New York the other day. The MLB season is officially underway. So she’s fangirl #1, hoping to finally prove that her love can be just as winning as Kate Hudson’s. Just look at the support. It’s all over her face. I adore you. You’re so great. Full Story

Pin the Tail on the Donkey

March 10, 2011 14:05:58 Posted at March 10, 2011 14:05:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek This is a gossip blog and we typically stay away from marrying sports and gossip here unless Carrie Fisher, Jessica Simpson, or Cameron Diaz is involved. But we’re also a Canadian blog, and hockey is Canadian religion, and many of you have asked about our take on the recent hit by Boston Bruin Zdeno Chara on Max Pacioretty of the Montreal Canadiens. Full Story

Country Bitch gets her trade

February 10, 2011 10:13:00 Posted at February 10, 2011 10:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What was it I wrote the last time I posted about Carrie Underwood? The article is here. And specifically: Given the season he and the Senators have been having, Mike, um, is not invited (to the All-Star Game). Ottawa is so sh-t this year, there’s actually talk that the team is in such trouble, they’re looking to shake it up. Full Story