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Shaki & her sunshine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 09:58:00 April 18, 2011 09:58:00

Shakira just confirmed last month on Twitter that she’s dating Spanish footballer Gerard Pique. She called him her “sunshine” in Spanish. This weekend they could barely contain it during lunch in Barcelona. Sunshine is 10 years younger than Shaki and looks totally, totally, totally in love. Full Story

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I love you so much don’t you know don’t you know?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2011 12:28:51 April 8, 2011 12:28:51

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez hit the gym together in New York the other day. The MLB season is officially underway. So she’s fangirl #1, hoping to finally prove that her love can be just as winning as Kate Hudson’s. Just look at the support. It’s all over her face. I adore you. You’re so great. Full Story

Pin the Tail on the Donkey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2011 14:05:58 March 10, 2011 14:05:58

Written by Jacek This is a gossip blog and we typically stay away from marrying sports and gossip here unless Carrie Fisher, Jessica Simpson, or Cameron Diaz is involved. But we’re also a Canadian blog, and hockey is Canadian religion, and many of you have asked about our take on the recent hit by Boston Bruin Zdeno Chara on Max Pacioretty of the Montreal Canadiens. Full Story

Country Bitch gets her trade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 10:13:00 February 10, 2011 10:13:00

What was it I wrote the last time I posted about Carrie Underwood? The article is here. And specifically: Given the season he and the Senators have been having, Mike, um, is not invited (to the All-Star Game). Ottawa is so sh-t this year, there’s actually talk that the team is in such trouble, they’re looking to shake it up. Full Story

5th Row Country BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 07:25:57 January 28, 2011 07:25:57

What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’s Carrie Underwood. Don’t you motherf-ckers know Carrie Underwood??? Poor Mike Fisher probably had to hear about it the entire game. Full Story

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QB1 > Chuck Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 08:10:00 January 24, 2011 08:10:00

Sometimes the universe does have a plan… Aaron Rodgers is going to the Super Bowl. He of course is QB1 in Green Bay. Meanwhile, their last QB1, some prick called Brett Favre, who f-cked them over, did his best to piss away his legacy this year as his career came to an end amid a flurry of cocktexts It’s like it’s been scripted, non? But…did you know Aaron Rodgers is dating useless Vanessa from Gossip Girl? Seems he and Jessica Szohr are a couple, have been seen together on several occasions, dinners, double dates, and they’ve been together since at least Christmas. Full Story

Let’s tie at Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 13:04:21 December 22, 2010 13:04:21

This is for my cousin Cat. I miss her. Especially at Christmas as she’s in Toronto and Jacek and I alternate our holidays – one year here in Vancouver, one year back home. Cat loves Rafael Nadal. And here he is with Roger Federer today posing at a press conference in support of their respective charities. Full Story

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Will’s winning kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 11:35:11 December 13, 2010 11:35:11

Will Smith spent Friday night in the bleachers cheering on his oldest son Trey’s high school football championship win. Look at Will. He does NOT have an 18 year old son. Trippy. Trey, unlike his younger brother and sister Jaden and Willow, appears to be not interested right now in a life in the spotlight. Full Story

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Liz Hurley’s new beef jerky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 06:35:01 December 13, 2010 06:35:01

Lorella and I were in England in August enjoying a little food porn at Selfridges and we laughed for an hour after walking by the snack food section when we saw a stand with pink packages featuring Elizabeth Hurley’s Beef Jerky. Photo is attached. I mean you have to be a certain kind of ghetto to slap your name on Beef Jerky. Full Story

Best of 2010: Virtue & Moir Vancouver 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 13:27:00 December 10, 2010 13:27:00

Not sure where you are but here, in Canada, the Olympics were a big deal in 2010, an even bigger deal in Vancouver, where I live. Every Games produces darlings. There were several Canadian darlings. Among them Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir who took gold in Ice Dance. And they did it with a f-cking statement. Full Story

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Smell another jealous rage?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 08:36:22 December 7, 2010 08:36:22

Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon after they split; she is the girl who embarrasses herself at a bar with a douchebag who barely cares. Full Story

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