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5th Row Country BitchFace

January 28, 2011 07:25:57 Posted at January 28, 2011 07:25:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’s Carrie Underwood. Don’t you motherf-ckers know Carrie Underwood??? Poor Mike Fisher probably had to hear about it the entire game. Full Story

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QB1 > Chuck Bass

January 24, 2011 08:10:00 Posted at January 24, 2011 08:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sometimes the universe does have a plan… Aaron Rodgers is going to the Super Bowl. He of course is QB1 in Green Bay. Meanwhile, their last QB1, some prick called Brett Favre, who f-cked them over, did his best to piss away his legacy this year as his career came to an end amid a flurry of cocktexts It’s like it’s been scripted, non? But…did you know Aaron Rodgers is dating useless Vanessa from Gossip Girl? Seems he and Jessica Szohr are a couple, have been seen together on several occasions, dinners, double dates, and they’ve been together since at least Christmas. Full Story

Let’s tie at Christmas

December 22, 2010 13:04:21 Posted at December 22, 2010 13:04:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for my cousin Cat. I miss her. Especially at Christmas as she’s in Toronto and Jacek and I alternate our holidays – one year here in Vancouver, one year back home. Cat loves Rafael Nadal. And here he is with Roger Federer today posing at a press conference in support of their respective charities. Full Story

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Will’s winning kids

December 13, 2010 11:35:11 Posted at December 13, 2010 11:35:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will Smith spent Friday night in the bleachers cheering on his oldest son Trey’s high school football championship win. Look at Will. He does NOT have an 18 year old son. Trippy. Trey, unlike his younger brother and sister Jaden and Willow, appears to be not interested right now in a life in the spotlight. Full Story

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Liz Hurley’s new beef jerky

December 13, 2010 06:35:01 Posted at December 13, 2010 06:35:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lorella and I were in England in August enjoying a little food porn at Selfridges and we laughed for an hour after walking by the snack food section when we saw a stand with pink packages featuring Elizabeth Hurley’s Beef Jerky. Photo is attached. I mean you have to be a certain kind of ghetto to slap your name on Beef Jerky. Full Story

Best of 2010: Virtue & Moir Vancouver 2010

December 10, 2010 13:27:00 Posted at December 10, 2010 13:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sure where you are but here, in Canada, the Olympics were a big deal in 2010, an even bigger deal in Vancouver, where I live. Every Games produces darlings. There were several Canadian darlings. Among them Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir who took gold in Ice Dance. And they did it with a f-cking statement. Full Story

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Smell another jealous rage?

December 7, 2010 08:36:22 Posted at December 7, 2010 08:36:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon after they split; she is the girl who embarrasses herself at a bar with a douchebag who barely cares. Full Story

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This is not my Cammie

November 30, 2010 13:11:10 Posted at November 30, 2010 13:11:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jenny emailed me last night. (Hi Jenny! Love to Sheldon and how’s your golf handicap?) Jenny was on holiday in Cabo at the same time as Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez and ended up at Nowhere Bar on Saturday night when they were there too. What you are about to read disturbed me very much. Here’s Jenny’s account of what they were like: “(Cameron) made a fool of herself. Full Story

Her husband and a friend

November 17, 2010 07:51:11 Posted at November 17, 2010 07:51:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here for the original article from yesterday. As expected, there’s more. As expected, it’s trouble. There was a report on TMZ yesterday that was subsequently retracted about Tony Parker filing for divorce. This prompted many, including a few of you on the liveblog to presume that because Tony was the one who had filed, it means that Eva Longoria would have been the one to blame. Full Story

Tom Brady’s new deal

November 10, 2010 07:10:31 Posted at November 10, 2010 07:10:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s everywhere. At least it is in my house. Full Story

She’s finally done with him

October 21, 2010 10:00:16 Posted at October 21, 2010 10:00:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz wasted an entire summer on Alex Rodriguez. And it sucked because I like her so much (now). But I get it too. When the sex is good, sometimes you stick around until you’re bored. Why not? Cam is calling her own plays. And the play right now seems to be far from America, not supporting A-Rod and the Yankees as they fight for their post-season lives, but in London instead. Full Story