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Hair Improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2011 13:44:51 August 4, 2011 13:44:51

Tom Brady's hair is much better than it's been in a while. Check him out training with the Patriots yesterday. Yay that the league managed to work things out for a new season! This is for Sarah from Cinesnark whose hard-on for him had been waning. Full Story

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You really have bad taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2011 12:49:16 June 24, 2011 12:49:16

Liz Hurley is serious about Shane Warne. You may have forgotten about Shane Warne. He’s GROSS. Like, properly VILE. Shane is an Aussie cricket legend, was married, is a chronic cheater, and was supposedly still with his wife when he and Hurley hooked up. And, for a laugh, or a vomit, click here Full Story

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Jon Hamm & the NHL Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2011 10:31:00 June 23, 2011 10:31:00

He presented the Vezina Trophy to Tim Thomas (Duana, this is pronounced vezz-na) at the NHL Awards last night in Vegas. Here’s the video. Ummmm... look at how he saunters out on stage. Hot. Anyway, I’ve included here a selection of player photos from the event – and George Strombo because there are several of you who request him on a weekly basis – to satisfy some hockey porn which many of you have been asking for. Full Story

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They win when you go out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2011 07:03:54 June 9, 2011 07:03:54

Matt Damon went out to a charity event on Monday night – click here for a refresher – as his Boston Bruins owned the Vancouver Canucks in Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Final. He went out last night again in New York, attending the Freeing Voice Changing Lives Benefit Gala with wife Luciana. Full Story

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Rafa goes to Disneyland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 07:32:00 June 7, 2011 07:32:00

Woke my ass up at 6am on Sunday for the French Open final. Rafael Nadal vs Roger Federer – there really aren’t too many of these opportunities left. It was beauty for three sets, non? And what’s even better is that they can bring that out in each other without hating each other. There is a lot of genuine and mutual respect and admiration shared between Rafa and Roger. Full Story

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More Spanish PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 07:13:51 May 31, 2011 07:13:51

In yesterday’s post about Shaki – click here if you missed – I noted that I never mind when the Spaniards go full PDA, although it’s gross and offensive when people try it over here in North America. That reminded me of a video I’ve been meaning to post featuring another Spanish couple, and my favourite, Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero. Full Story

Shaki has it bad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2011 13:46:43 May 30, 2011 13:46:43

Sunshine has it bad too. They have it bad together. HOT. As you know, Shakira is dating Gerard Pique of FC Barcelona. She calls him her “Sunshine”. Sunshine and the boys of Barcelona defeated Manchester United to win the Champions League on Saturday. Did you watch? Lionel Messi is INSANE. Full Story

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Hockey in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2011 08:48:47 May 18, 2011 08:48:47

Several of you have made requests for this – Sidney Crosby, Jordan Staal, Max Talbot, and Paul Martin of the Pittsburgh Penguins were in Cannes the other day at a party for the short film Trophy Wife starring Jamie Lynn Sigler. Random, right? Conference Finals or the Croisette? I guess partying on a yacht takes the sting away. Full Story

PDA throwdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 13:29:35 May 10, 2011 13:29:35

I LOVE these pictures. SO much. First of all because it’s not every day you get pictures of my Summer 2010 obsession Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas. But also because of all the drama that’s happening between these four – there’s girlsh-t and there’s a cockfight, and it all results in a PDA throwdown at a tennis match, while cameras are rolling. Full Story

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Country B-tch vs the Canucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 11:52:24 May 2, 2011 11:52:24

Carrie Underwood performed at 2011 Stagecoach: California’s Country Music Festival yesterday. According to her website she’s not taking the stage again until June. Which means she should be free to be back in Nashville tomorrow night when the Canucks play the Predators in Game 3 of Round 2 of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Full Story

Shaki & her sunshine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 09:58:00 April 18, 2011 09:58:00

Shakira just confirmed last month on Twitter that she’s dating Spanish footballer Gerard Pique. She called him her “sunshine” in Spanish. This weekend they could barely contain it during lunch in Barcelona. Sunshine is 10 years younger than Shaki and looks totally, totally, totally in love. Full Story

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