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This is not my Cammie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2010 13:11:10 November 30, 2010 13:11:10

Jenny emailed me last night. (Hi Jenny! Love to Sheldon and how’s your golf handicap?) Jenny was on holiday in Cabo at the same time as Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez and ended up at Nowhere Bar on Saturday night when they were there too. What you are about to read disturbed me very much. Here’s Jenny’s account of what they were like: “(Cameron) made a fool of herself. Full Story

Her husband and a friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 07:51:11 November 17, 2010 07:51:11

Click here for the original article from yesterday. As expected, there’s more. As expected, it’s trouble. There was a report on TMZ yesterday that was subsequently retracted about Tony Parker filing for divorce. This prompted many, including a few of you on the liveblog to presume that because Tony was the one who had filed, it means that Eva Longoria would have been the one to blame. Full Story

Tom Brady’s new deal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 07:10:31 November 10, 2010 07:10:31

It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s everywhere. At least it is in my house. Full Story

She’s finally done with him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2010 10:00:16 October 21, 2010 10:00:16

Cameron Diaz wasted an entire summer on Alex Rodriguez. And it sucked because I like her so much (now). But I get it too. When the sex is good, sometimes you stick around until you’re bored. Why not? Cam is calling her own plays. And the play right now seems to be far from America, not supporting A-Rod and the Yankees as they fight for their post-season lives, but in London instead. Full Story

Porny is not single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2010 07:35:55 October 12, 2010 07:35:55

A few of you have emailed lately – something about my Porny getting her heart broken again. Is it because she’s gone a week or two without being photographed with her freeloader? Please. He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide? Here they are yesterday, travelling from Los Angeles to New York, all smiles, and maybe even a little smug in the face about Tony Romo sucking all kinds of sh-t on Sunday. Full Story

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Legs, hair, Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 08:47:00 October 4, 2010 08:47:00

Gisele Bundchen arrived with baby Benjamin in Miami yesterday after spending a few days in Paris for Fashion Week. Crazy.F-cking.Legs. Why Miami? It’s Monday night bitches. And Sanctimonious Supermodel Supermother is there to cheer on the Patriots as New England takes on my Dolphins. Both are 2 and 1. Full Story

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Pimping together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 12:04:42 September 23, 2010 12:04:42

I’ll take what I can get. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero, new photos, but not together, but doing the same thing, so close enough, right? He was in Madrid today promoting a new Phillips shaver, obviously clean shaven. And so f-cking handsome I can’t stand it. Sara meanwhile was just posing for Pantene the other day as their hair girl. Full Story

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They’re ok!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 09:32:55 September 20, 2010 09:32:55

Not that there was any doubt, but in the absence of new photos, and rumours of his infidelity with some trick, it’s a relief to see them together, Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas, here in Madrid last night after leaving a bar. Iker has already denied the claims and supposedly said he’d sue the magazine that printed the original story. Full Story

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Jon Hamm weekend send-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 07:22:47 September 17, 2010 07:22:47

A lot of you were yelling at me yesterday for the Jon Hamm post. Apparently you have work to do? Well it’s Friday. You can f-ck around a little on Friday, can’t you? Jon Hamm spent the week promoting The Town. So he’s visible. And there are photos. And yesterday he was in New York, as handsome as ever, so how can I not post? The Town is currently the most well reviewed new release this week, impressively sitting at 91% on Rotten Tomatoes and a more moderate, but still strong, 76% on Metacritic Full Story

Cammie D’s birthday douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 07:18:36 August 31, 2010 07:18:36

Cameron Diaz turned 38 yesterday. I want to look like that at 38. Some people want to look like that at 28. Goddamn those legs. It would be a tight leg-off non? Between her and Blake Lively? So Happy Birthday and all great wishes to a girl whose life is pretty perfect but for one douchey shadow... and maybe The Green Hornet which, to me anyway, looks like a mess but Seth Rogen will probably have to own it entirely so we’re just left with the massive ego known as ARod in her life, her boyfriend since around the Super Bowl, who was with her last night in New York after a celebratory dinner, the man who gets to enjoy that body. Full Story

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Welcome home Iker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 14:37:26 August 30, 2010 14:37:26

Just landed in Vancouver, not a bad way to come home, greeted by new photos of Iker Casillas who was honoured today in Navalacruz, Spain, his hometown, mostly for his contributions to the national football team, and also maybe a little for being so hot doing it. Look at the townsfolk all gathered there to love him – the village ladies and the children celebrating their favourite son who returned without his girl Sara Carbonero which may have been a good idea politically, not letting his relationship overshadow the purpose of the day, but is obviously a buzzkill for me since, well, I love him more when he’s loving her. Full Story