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Porny is not single

October 12, 2010 07:35:55 Posted at October 12, 2010 07:35:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few of you have emailed lately – something about my Porny getting her heart broken again. Is it because she’s gone a week or two without being photographed with her freeloader? Please. He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide? Here they are yesterday, travelling from Los Angeles to New York, all smiles, and maybe even a little smug in the face about Tony Romo sucking all kinds of sh-t on Sunday. Full Story

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Legs, hair, Miami

October 4, 2010 08:47:00 Posted at October 4, 2010 08:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gisele Bundchen arrived with baby Benjamin in Miami yesterday after spending a few days in Paris for Fashion Week. Crazy.F-cking.Legs. Why Miami? It’s Monday night bitches. And Sanctimonious Supermodel Supermother is there to cheer on the Patriots as New England takes on my Dolphins. Both are 2 and 1. Full Story

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Pimping together

September 23, 2010 12:04:42 Posted at September 23, 2010 12:04:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ll take what I can get. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero, new photos, but not together, but doing the same thing, so close enough, right? He was in Madrid today promoting a new Phillips shaver, obviously clean shaven. And so f-cking handsome I can’t stand it. Sara meanwhile was just posing for Pantene the other day as their hair girl. Full Story

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They’re ok!

September 20, 2010 09:32:55 Posted at September 20, 2010 09:32:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that there was any doubt, but in the absence of new photos, and rumours of his infidelity with some trick, it’s a relief to see them together, Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas, here in Madrid last night after leaving a bar. Iker has already denied the claims and supposedly said he’d sue the magazine that printed the original story. Full Story

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Jon Hamm weekend send-off

September 17, 2010 07:22:47 Posted at September 17, 2010 07:22:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A lot of you were yelling at me yesterday for the Jon Hamm post. Apparently you have work to do? Well it’s Friday. You can f-ck around a little on Friday, can’t you? Jon Hamm spent the week promoting The Town. So he’s visible. And there are photos. And yesterday he was in New York, as handsome as ever, so how can I not post? The Town is currently the most well reviewed new release this week, impressively sitting at 91% on Rotten Tomatoes and a more moderate, but still strong, 76% on Metacritic Full Story

Cammie D’s birthday douche

August 31, 2010 07:18:36 Posted at August 31, 2010 07:18:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz turned 38 yesterday. I want to look like that at 38. Some people want to look like that at 28. Goddamn those legs. It would be a tight leg-off non? Between her and Blake Lively? So Happy Birthday and all great wishes to a girl whose life is pretty perfect but for one douchey shadow... and maybe The Green Hornet which, to me anyway, looks like a mess but Seth Rogen will probably have to own it entirely so we’re just left with the massive ego known as ARod in her life, her boyfriend since around the Super Bowl, who was with her last night in New York after a celebratory dinner, the man who gets to enjoy that body. Full Story

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Welcome home Iker

August 30, 2010 14:37:26 Posted at August 30, 2010 14:37:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just landed in Vancouver, not a bad way to come home, greeted by new photos of Iker Casillas who was honoured today in Navalacruz, Spain, his hometown, mostly for his contributions to the national football team, and also maybe a little for being so hot doing it. Look at the townsfolk all gathered there to love him – the village ladies and the children celebrating their favourite son who returned without his girl Sara Carbonero which may have been a good idea politically, not letting his relationship overshadow the purpose of the day, but is obviously a buzzkill for me since, well, I love him more when he’s loving her. Full Story

Country Bitch hates Canada?

August 20, 2010 09:15:07 Posted at August 20, 2010 09:15:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have been hearing a lot from Ottawa the last couple of days reacting to a story in the National Enquirer about Country Bitch refusing to move. As you know, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher were married last month and made plans to settle into a home in Ottawa. Full Story

Porny’s KFed

August 9, 2010 15:31:23 Posted at August 9, 2010 15:31:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton but has apparently decided not to study and work hard and instead stay close to my Porny who makes millions a year and is dumb enough to pay his way. Full Story

No Spanish love in Vegas

August 4, 2010 14:17:03 Posted at August 4, 2010 14:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We didn’t see my obsession Iker & Sara in Vegas. There was so much franken tit skank action to observe and blackjack to play and other unmentionables to occupy our time and then by the time I remembered, it was too late. Now Iker is in LA training with Real Madrid and Sara, well, she wasn’t there today. Full Story

Spanish love on a park bench

July 22, 2010 07:59:44 Posted at July 22, 2010 07:59:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, yeah, he’s hot, even when he’s picking his nose. Can we make it to the end of the week and the keep the streak going? Well, today is taken care of. More photos have been released of Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero on holiday in San Francisco yesterday. Apparently they left this morning after a short visit, hugging and kissing and touching faces with hands at the airport like they can’t stand not be wrapped around each other every minute of every day. Full Story

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