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Rafa’s happy summer

July 21, 2010 09:19:30 Posted at July 21, 2010 09:19:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Anieka and so many others who’ve been requesting photos of Rafael Nadal. He is currently on holiday in Ibiza with girlfriend Xisca and some friends, hanging out on the beach the other day, obviously totally relaxed. And SO F-CKING CUTE. It has been a great summer for Rafa so far. He won Wimbledon and then Spain won the World Cup. Full Story

Spanish fix

July 19, 2010 09:18:43 Posted at July 19, 2010 09:18:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These photos were taken on Saturday in Navalacruz, Spain. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero are kindly feeding my obsession, out for a walk in the sunshine and obliging fans with photos and hugs. Look at the one where he’s clasping hands with that woman in the orange tank top. And sincerely giving her his time. Full Story

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Don’t gooooooo

July 14, 2010 10:02:08 Posted at July 14, 2010 10:02:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re wrapping up the celebrations now. The World Cup was won 4 days ago. It’s time to go. Don’t gooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Here are members of the Spanish football team leaving their hotel yesterday. I really, really wish Jesus Navas wore civvies. I really, really wish I’d never seen this photograph. Full Story

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Iker & Sara: parties, kisses, and hugs

July 13, 2010 09:24:00 Posted at July 13, 2010 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Soon the photos will dry up. And they won’t be so visible. And the paps won’t be able to find them. So this is our time. To obsess while we can. Iker Casillas and the Spanish football team returned to Madrid yesterday following their victory. Of course Iker was accompanied by Sara Carbonero. Full Story

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She flies with the team

July 12, 2010 12:50:00 Posted at July 12, 2010 12:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SHE FLIES WITH THE TEAM. F-ck the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis. It’s Sara now. Sara Carbonero FLIES WITH THE TEAM. Do you see any other WAGs on the plane? I don’t. Not during this video. I see man. All man. And Sara. Next to Iker Casillas. Sure, it’s a media access situation. Just like it was a media access situation when she was on the pitch with him, a few feet away, during most games. Full Story

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Sad Becks is coming home

June 28, 2010 12:39:22 Posted at June 28, 2010 12:39:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks so sad. He was so sad and so forlorn sitting there in his well tailored suit and his great hair and his hot hotness, of course I wanted to comfort him. Full Story

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Country Bitch is all smiles

June 10, 2010 10:01:27 Posted at June 10, 2010 10:01:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s always all smiles when the night belongs to her. And it did. Carrie Underwood took home two CMT Awards last night with her fiancé Mike Fisher looking on proudly. They’re cute together, non? And a lot of extra play for the cameras too. They reward her and she rewards them back. Full Story

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The players and the WAGs

June 3, 2010 08:17:56 Posted at June 3, 2010 08:17:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An armed guard service met Team England at the airport today in South Africa as the squad has now arrived in advance of the World Cup beginning June 11th. If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you probably know I’m an anglophile. So this is partly why I’ll be following the English side, yes. Full Story

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Country Bitch silver and legs

May 27, 2010 10:08:42 Posted at May 27, 2010 10:08:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no matter what she wears it’s like you’ve already seen it. Full Story

Yellow Porny vs the ex

May 3, 2010 11:41:19 Posted at May 3, 2010 11:41:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and fresh. Full Story

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