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Country Bitch hates Canada?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 09:15:07 August 20, 2010 09:15:07

Have been hearing a lot from Ottawa the last couple of days reacting to a story in the National Enquirer about Country Bitch refusing to move. As you know, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher were married last month and made plans to settle into a home in Ottawa. Full Story

Porny’s KFed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2010 15:31:23 August 9, 2010 15:31:23

Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton but has apparently decided not to study and work hard and instead stay close to my Porny who makes millions a year and is dumb enough to pay his way. Full Story

No Spanish love in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 14:17:03 August 4, 2010 14:17:03

We didn’t see my obsession Iker & Sara in Vegas. There was so much franken tit skank action to observe and blackjack to play and other unmentionables to occupy our time and then by the time I remembered, it was too late. Now Iker is in LA training with Real Madrid and Sara, well, she wasn’t there today. Full Story

Spanish love on a park bench

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 07:59:44 July 22, 2010 07:59:44

Um, yeah, he’s hot, even when he’s picking his nose. Can we make it to the end of the week and the keep the streak going? Well, today is taken care of. More photos have been released of Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero on holiday in San Francisco yesterday. Apparently they left this morning after a short visit, hugging and kissing and touching faces with hands at the airport like they can’t stand not be wrapped around each other every minute of every day. Full Story

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Spanish streak is alive!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 14:04:29 July 21, 2010 14:04:29

All sports streaks come to an end. I thought today would be the end of my obsession. That Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero, off on holiday, would disappear for a while with no photos. Ole! We live another day! And this time, it’s a little close. They are in San Francisco. They were spotted buying t-shirts. Full Story

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Rafa’s happy summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 09:19:30 July 21, 2010 09:19:30

This is for Anieka and so many others who’ve been requesting photos of Rafael Nadal. He is currently on holiday in Ibiza with girlfriend Xisca and some friends, hanging out on the beach the other day, obviously totally relaxed. And SO F-CKING CUTE. It has been a great summer for Rafa so far. He won Wimbledon and then Spain won the World Cup. Full Story

Spanish fix

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 09:18:43 July 19, 2010 09:18:43

These photos were taken on Saturday in Navalacruz, Spain. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero are kindly feeding my obsession, out for a walk in the sunshine and obliging fans with photos and hugs. Look at the one where he’s clasping hands with that woman in the orange tank top. And sincerely giving her his time. Full Story

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Don’t gooooooo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 10:02:08 July 14, 2010 10:02:08

They’re wrapping up the celebrations now. The World Cup was won 4 days ago. It’s time to go. Don’t gooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Here are members of the Spanish football team leaving their hotel yesterday. I really, really wish Jesus Navas wore civvies. I really, really wish I’d never seen this photograph. Full Story

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Iker & Sara: parties, kisses, and hugs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2010 09:24:00 July 13, 2010 09:24:00

Soon the photos will dry up. And they won’t be so visible. And the paps won’t be able to find them. So this is our time. To obsess while we can. Iker Casillas and the Spanish football team returned to Madrid yesterday following their victory. Of course Iker was accompanied by Sara Carbonero. Full Story

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She flies with the team

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 12:50:00 July 12, 2010 12:50:00

SHE FLIES WITH THE TEAM. F-ck the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis. It’s Sara now. Sara Carbonero FLIES WITH THE TEAM. Do you see any other WAGs on the plane? I don’t. Not during this video. I see man. All man. And Sara. Next to Iker Casillas. Sure, it’s a media access situation. Just like it was a media access situation when she was on the pitch with him, a few feet away, during most games. Full Story

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Sad Becks is coming home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 12:39:22 June 28, 2010 12:39:22

To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks so sad. He was so sad and so forlorn sitting there in his well tailored suit and his great hair and his hot hotness, of course I wanted to comfort him. Full Story

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