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Yellow Porny vs the ex

May 3, 2010 11:41:19 Posted at May 3, 2010 11:41:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and fresh. Full Story

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Triangles and breasts

May 3, 2010 08:42:12 Posted at May 3, 2010 08:42:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment on Sunday morning in NY. Full Story

Where’s Pippy?

April 22, 2010 09:49:51 Posted at April 22, 2010 09:49:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’s saving up the killer pieces for when the Pip is around. Full Story

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RiRi is the new Kate Hudson?

April 14, 2010 08:27:00 Posted at April 14, 2010 08:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well... not quite yet. Baseball is a long ass season. But it’s not a bad start so far. Rihanna recently confirmed that she’s dating Dodger Matt Kemp. She showed up at the LA Dodgers home opener yesterday to cheer on her man...and her man hit a home run. Not bad rude girl, not bad at all. Full Story

Keanu shaves, Becks doesn’t

April 12, 2010 08:40:18 Posted at April 12, 2010 08:40:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But he really should. It’s a tale of two spotty beards. And not in the gay way. There are no clues in this post. There is only Beard Hate in this post. Beard Hate for dudes with splotchy beards, like Ashton Kutcher and Gary from Team American. Splotchy beards are gross. So of course it’s nice to see Keanu Reeves without his. Full Story

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He’s her BF

April 6, 2010 08:36:07 Posted at April 6, 2010 08:36:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lolita couldn’t go public with Milo Ventimiglia. They were papped at the mall and on the set, but never in official girlfriend/boyfriend capacity at a proper event. With Wlady however Hayden Panettiere is all about the public love. Here they are at The Grove yesterday for a movie premiere, arriving all shy and awkward-ish, then leaving hand in hand. Full Story

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Manslinger’s back in 3 ways

April 2, 2010 11:29:29 Posted at April 2, 2010 11:29:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes. Manslinger Kate Hudson, after wrapping on her movie Earthbound with Gael Garcia Bernal, is finally getting some down time, and finally doing what she does best – slinging men. Good. Gatecrasher is reporting that she’s currently managing three men: some camera guy, a money man, and professional golfer, Adam Scott, even though the last I heard, a couple of months ago, Adam was still dating tennis babe Ana Ivanovic. Full Story

Little Lolita & Leg Lengthening

April 2, 2010 09:07:58 Posted at April 2, 2010 09:07:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Panettiere was spotted out in West Hollywood yesterday with her dog and her boyfriend (he’s a boxer) Wladimir Klitschko. She’s on the short end of short, and he’s on the tall end of tall, and so, as you can see, you can almost stack two of her to make one of him. Tricky. I saw these photos and it was perfect timing. Full Story

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Starting early

March 17, 2010 14:33:30 Posted at March 17, 2010 14:33:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome fulfilling rewarding spiritual breathtaking motherhood is amazing all the time. Full Story

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Cam & Pip together again!

March 3, 2010 07:29:12 Posted at March 3, 2010 07:29:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers are well aware of the drawing power that’ll come from the intrigue of pairing the former lovers on screen. Full Story

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What are you up to...

February 24, 2010 12:19:48 Posted at February 24, 2010 12:19:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hilary Duff? Just in case you haven’t seen them yet, the paps shot Mike Comrie proposing to Hilary Duff in Hawaii– click here to see the photos. Her people have since confirmed the engagement. Full Story