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February 17, 2010 15:40:07 Posted at February 17, 2010 15:40:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of his girlfriend. And the fact that Tiger has become a punchline, instead of feared and respected, is probably the worst punishment you could inflict on him. Full Story

LipGloss is better when wet...from the waist up

February 16, 2010 08:33:07 Posted at February 16, 2010 08:33:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zac Efron is in Australia. Something about a promotional appearance. He was photographed shooting some surf segment at Bondi Beach today, super cute in the water when he’s not posing and glossing his lips, showing a little personality. It also helps that in the water, he’s only shot from the waist up. Full Story

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They all try to act and sing

February 15, 2010 15:58:00 Posted at February 15, 2010 15:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why do they all have to do both? Country Bitch can sing. Who says she can act? The same applies to so many of them. In reverse too. Like Leighton Meester. Acting good. Singing, no. Anyway, here’s the Country Bitch in Hawaii shooting Soul Surfer this weekend showing off her best Country BitchFace. Full Story

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Grammy Country Bitch and the Senator

February 1, 2010 07:29:41 Posted at February 1, 2010 07:29:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He rushed to LA to be by her side after Hockey Day in Canada as the Senators schedule conveniently allowed for Mike Fisher to join his fiancée for Grammy weekend where they made their official Hollywood debut. However, Carrie Underwood walked the carpet alone, telling Ryan Seacrest that she didn’t want to feed Fisher to the wolves just yet. Full Story

Country Bitch at the casino

January 27, 2010 08:18:50 Posted at January 27, 2010 08:18:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night where they were officially photographed together for the first time. Full Story

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Leo, Bar, Luke, Pete

January 19, 2010 14:14:00 Posted at January 19, 2010 14:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio is famously private. He does not want you in his business. He hates being on camera unless Marty Scorsese is behind it. Or Christopher Nolan. You get it. How uncharacteristic then that last night at the Laker game, Leo was front and centre with Bar Rafaeli, newly reunited. Photo Assumption says he’s uncomfortable, knowing he’s being shot, but still. Full Story

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Winter in Italy

December 29, 2009 09:07:26 Posted at December 29, 2009 09:07:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s back with AC Milan – this is David Beckham arriving at the team’s training facility the other day and on the field today practising with his mates. They seem happy to be reunited. And David needs to stay healthy. England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed that David will make his list for the 2010 World Cup if he can avoid injury during his second tour with AC Milan. Full Story

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Lilo like a Country Bitch

December 28, 2009 07:05:33 Posted at December 28, 2009 07:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas in New York with her family. Saturday night she hit up the Rangers game with her sister and brother. Afterwards they were spotted at that piece of sh-t douchebag Sean Avery’s Warren 77…with Avery himself and 3 other players. According to the lovely Isabelle, Aaron Voros (who bounces in and out of lineups, not exactly a top forward) had his arm around her most of the night. Full Story

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Country Bitch engaged

December 21, 2009 07:14:05 Posted at December 21, 2009 07:14:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was in Ottawa last week spotted at a Senators game and speculation at the time was that something special was going down. And so it appeared all over Twitter yesterday when a family friend tweeted congratulations on their engagement. Local papers have confirmed it today: Mike Fisher proposed to Country Bitch. Full Story

Manslinging in animal print pyjamas

December 14, 2009 16:14:00 Posted at December 14, 2009 16:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Further to online reports published this morning, Us Weekly has also cited sources who confirm that it’s over been ARod and Manslinger Kate Hudson. GOOD. At some point, no matter how great the sex, and you know she loves it, she had to have been turned off by his massive cheese ass ego. Full Story

Dave pries

December 11, 2009 09:13:56 Posted at December 11, 2009 09:13:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only he can get away with it. No one tells Letterman what he can or cannot ask about. And while guests won’t always answer, he will always try. And be charming and funny about it. Which is what it was like last night when Kate Hudson appeared on his show and he deliberately steered the conversation towards ARod and the Yankees. Full Story

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