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The players and the WAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 08:17:56 June 3, 2010 08:17:56

An armed guard service met Team England at the airport today in South Africa as the squad has now arrived in advance of the World Cup beginning June 11th. If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you probably know I’m an anglophile. So this is partly why I’ll be following the English side, yes. Full Story

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Country Bitch silver and legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 10:08:42 May 27, 2010 10:08:42

You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no matter what she wears it’s like you’ve already seen it. Full Story

Yellow Porny vs the ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 11:41:19 May 3, 2010 11:41:19

My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and fresh. Full Story

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Triangles and breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 08:42:12 May 3, 2010 08:42:12

As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment on Sunday morning in NY. Full Story

Where’s Pippy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 09:49:51 April 22, 2010 09:49:51

Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’s saving up the killer pieces for when the Pip is around. Full Story

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RiRi is the new Kate Hudson?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 08:27:00 April 14, 2010 08:27:00

Well... not quite yet. Baseball is a long ass season. But it’s not a bad start so far. Rihanna recently confirmed that she’s dating Dodger Matt Kemp. She showed up at the LA Dodgers home opener yesterday to cheer on her man...and her man hit a home run. Not bad rude girl, not bad at all. Full Story

Keanu shaves, Becks doesn’t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 08:40:18 April 12, 2010 08:40:18

But he really should. It’s a tale of two spotty beards. And not in the gay way. There are no clues in this post. There is only Beard Hate in this post. Beard Hate for dudes with splotchy beards, like Ashton Kutcher and Gary from Team American. Splotchy beards are gross. So of course it’s nice to see Keanu Reeves without his. Full Story

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He’s her BF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 08:36:07 April 6, 2010 08:36:07

Lolita couldn’t go public with Milo Ventimiglia. They were papped at the mall and on the set, but never in official girlfriend/boyfriend capacity at a proper event. With Wlady however Hayden Panettiere is all about the public love. Here they are at The Grove yesterday for a movie premiere, arriving all shy and awkward-ish, then leaving hand in hand. Full Story

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Manslinger’s back in 3 ways

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2010 11:29:29 April 2, 2010 11:29:29

Yes. Manslinger Kate Hudson, after wrapping on her movie Earthbound with Gael Garcia Bernal, is finally getting some down time, and finally doing what she does best – slinging men. Good. Gatecrasher is reporting that she’s currently managing three men: some camera guy, a money man, and professional golfer, Adam Scott, even though the last I heard, a couple of months ago, Adam was still dating tennis babe Ana Ivanovic. Full Story

Little Lolita & Leg Lengthening

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2010 09:07:58 April 2, 2010 09:07:58

Hayden Panettiere was spotted out in West Hollywood yesterday with her dog and her boyfriend (he’s a boxer) Wladimir Klitschko. She’s on the short end of short, and he’s on the tall end of tall, and so, as you can see, you can almost stack two of her to make one of him. Tricky. I saw these photos and it was perfect timing. Full Story

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