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Starting early

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 14:33:30 March 17, 2010 14:33:30

Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome fulfilling rewarding spiritual breathtaking motherhood is amazing all the time. Full Story

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Cam & Pip together again!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:29:12 March 3, 2010 07:29:12

On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers are well aware of the drawing power that’ll come from the intrigue of pairing the former lovers on screen. Full Story

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What are you up to...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2010 12:19:48 February 24, 2010 12:19:48

Hilary Duff? Just in case you haven’t seen them yet, the paps shot Mike Comrie proposing to Hilary Duff in Hawaii– click here to see the photos. Her people have since confirmed the engagement. Full Story

The ultimate case study

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 15:40:07 February 17, 2010 15:40:07

I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of his girlfriend. And the fact that Tiger has become a punchline, instead of feared and respected, is probably the worst punishment you could inflict on him. Full Story

LipGloss is better when wet...from the waist up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2010 08:33:07 February 16, 2010 08:33:07

Zac Efron is in Australia. Something about a promotional appearance. He was photographed shooting some surf segment at Bondi Beach today, super cute in the water when he’s not posing and glossing his lips, showing a little personality. It also helps that in the water, he’s only shot from the waist up. Full Story

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They all try to act and sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 15:58:00 February 15, 2010 15:58:00

Why do they all have to do both? Country Bitch can sing. Who says she can act? The same applies to so many of them. In reverse too. Like Leighton Meester. Acting good. Singing, no. Anyway, here’s the Country Bitch in Hawaii shooting Soul Surfer this weekend showing off her best Country BitchFace. Full Story

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Grammy Country Bitch and the Senator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 07:29:41 February 1, 2010 07:29:41

He rushed to LA to be by her side after Hockey Day in Canada as the Senators schedule conveniently allowed for Mike Fisher to join his fiancée for Grammy weekend where they made their official Hollywood debut. However, Carrie Underwood walked the carpet alone, telling Ryan Seacrest that she didn’t want to feed Fisher to the wolves just yet. Full Story

Country Bitch at the casino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 08:18:50 January 27, 2010 08:18:50

She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night where they were officially photographed together for the first time. Full Story

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Leo, Bar, Luke, Pete

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 14:14:00 January 19, 2010 14:14:00

Leonardo DiCaprio is famously private. He does not want you in his business. He hates being on camera unless Marty Scorsese is behind it. Or Christopher Nolan. You get it. How uncharacteristic then that last night at the Laker game, Leo was front and centre with Bar Rafaeli, newly reunited. Photo Assumption says he’s uncomfortable, knowing he’s being shot, but still. Full Story

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Winter in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 09:07:26 December 29, 2009 09:07:26

He’s back with AC Milan – this is David Beckham arriving at the team’s training facility the other day and on the field today practising with his mates. They seem happy to be reunited. And David needs to stay healthy. England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed that David will make his list for the 2010 World Cup if he can avoid injury during his second tour with AC Milan. Full Story

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Lilo like a Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 07:05:33 December 28, 2009 07:05:33

Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas in New York with her family. Saturday night she hit up the Rangers game with her sister and brother. Afterwards they were spotted at that piece of sh-t douchebag Sean Avery’s Warren 77…with Avery himself and 3 other players. According to the lovely Isabelle, Aaron Voros (who bounces in and out of lineups, not exactly a top forward) had his arm around her most of the night. Full Story

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