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Country Bitch engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 07:14:05 December 21, 2009 07:14:05

She was in Ottawa last week spotted at a Senators game and speculation at the time was that something special was going down. And so it appeared all over Twitter yesterday when a family friend tweeted congratulations on their engagement. Local papers have confirmed it today: Mike Fisher proposed to Country Bitch. Full Story

Manslinging in animal print pyjamas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 16:14:00 December 14, 2009 16:14:00

Further to online reports published this morning, Us Weekly has also cited sources who confirm that it’s over been ARod and Manslinger Kate Hudson. GOOD. At some point, no matter how great the sex, and you know she loves it, she had to have been turned off by his massive cheese ass ego. Full Story

Dave pries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 09:13:56 December 11, 2009 09:13:56

Only he can get away with it. No one tells Letterman what he can or cannot ask about. And while guests won’t always answer, he will always try. And be charming and funny about it. Which is what it was like last night when Kate Hudson appeared on his show and he deliberately steered the conversation towards ARod and the Yankees. Full Story

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Red carpet at the football game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 11:34:56 December 7, 2009 11:34:56

Kills me. Not even the Lakers have red carpets at their home games. But this season it seems every Miami home game also features a step and repeat – photo wall posing opportunities for new part owner Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez. Every owner leaves his/her stamp on an organisation. Is this the Lopez/Anthony legacy? I can’t complain. Full Story

Be Italian!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 09:33:47 December 1, 2009 09:33:47

A third trailer for Nine has been released. GOOSE BUMPS and jumpy claps! Is it Christmas yet? Soon. Until then, we have the premieres. The UK premiere of Nine is on Thursday. Kate Hudson has arrived in advance of the event, landing at Heathrow today…with Alex Rodriguez. Well, he’s not working right now. Full Story

There will be more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 09:02:00 December 1, 2009 09:02:00

etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 years. Full Story

Coincidence or conspiracy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 12:56:29 November 27, 2009 12:56:29

Tiger Woods is fine. He’s been released from hospital. CNN reports that the mayor of Windermere, Florida has confirmed he was treated for facial lacerations. Let’s break down the timeline, shall we? So the National Enquirer breaks the story that Tiger is allegedly cheating on his wife with some budget ass skank – click here Full Story

Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 07:20:00 November 23, 2009 07:20:00

Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess about it even more. Unfortunately I can’t find the video. Full Story

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Country Bitch is judging you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 15:58:03 November 16, 2009 15:58:03

If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement:"I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. Full Story