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Country Bitch is judging you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 15:58:03 November 16, 2009 15:58:03

If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement:"I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. Full Story

Manslinger fan recognition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 13:31:49 November 6, 2009 13:31:49

Thanks to Nancy for sending this along… The photo came with this caption: Baseball fan Chris Sessa holds a sign with a picture New York Yankees' Alex Rodriquez and Kate Hudson during a ticker-tape parade along Broadway celebrating their 27th World Series championship on Friday, Nov. Full Story

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Manslinger had no magic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 08:47:31 October 29, 2009 08:47:31

Last night. The Yankees were owned last night by the Phillies and ARod went 0 for 4, striking out three times, completely flummoxed by Cliff Lee. Needless to say, Kate Hudson did not work hard enough the night before. She was likely busy all night working after the game. Or, if you believe Bull Durham, maybe Manslinger’s been working too hard and needs to take a break. Full Story

Manslinger sex machine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 20:03:44 October 28, 2009 20:03:44

The World Series is happening right now in New York as the Yankees host the Phillies in Game 1 with ARod running a hot streak and everyone attributing it to the Manslinger's good loving. Straight up old fashioned good loving, that apparently is the Manslinger secret. According to Us Weekly Full Story

Courtside premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 09:22:01 October 28, 2009 09:22:01

The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story

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Rally Monkey > Manslinger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 08:22:06 October 23, 2009 08:22:06

This was the case last night as the Angels came back from what could have been a soulcrushing top of the 7th to send the ALCS back to New York for Game 6, still down 3-2 in the series but fighting off elimination and the magical powers of Manslinger Kate Hudson for at least one night. I wonder if she wets herself from pride every time ARod is intentionally walked. Full Story

Manslinger MVP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:32:10 October 21, 2009 09:32:10

Thanks to Nancy for this hilarious photo. The most important person on the Yankees roster isn’t even on the bench. She’s in the stands. And her name is Manslinger. And her work is MAGIC. New York lost game 3 in a tight 11 innings but last night in game 4 it was all Bronx as the Yankees now own the series with commanding 3-1 lead. Full Story

Country Bitch Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 14:35:55 October 13, 2009 14:35:55

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she was worried she’d be approached by a disgusting civilian, even though she was rather unremarkable, apart from those shades, of course, and her 4 inch heels. Full Story

Muzzling WAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 08:42:12 October 12, 2009 08:42:12

Who is this Alex Rodriguez? Producing in the post season? And clutch? Manslinger Magic! Kate Hudson’s sweet loving has resulted in a Yankees sweep of the Twins with ARod factoring in all three wins, and they’ll next meet the Angels to play for the American League title. Needless to say, Kate has suddenly become rather popular within the organisation. Full Story

Manslinger’s Fall Classic hopes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2009 11:21:06 October 8, 2009 11:21:06

It’s on. The American League Division Series is underway, game 1 was last night with the Yankees taking it 7 – 2 over the Twins as New York is favoured, predicted to meet up with the Phillies in the Fall Classic. Kate Hudson was in the stands to cheer on her man, seated beside Jay-Z and Guy Oseary, happy, glowing, and cheering… ARod has had an impressive year. Full Story

JLo Opening loss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2009 08:28:32 September 22, 2009 08:28:32

Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I learned that they do exist. In Calgary, Alberta. Full Story

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