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Courtside premiere

October 28, 2009 09:22:01 Posted at October 28, 2009 09:22:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story

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Rally Monkey > Manslinger

October 23, 2009 08:22:06 Posted at October 23, 2009 08:22:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This was the case last night as the Angels came back from what could have been a soulcrushing top of the 7th to send the ALCS back to New York for Game 6, still down 3-2 in the series but fighting off elimination and the magical powers of Manslinger Kate Hudson for at least one night. I wonder if she wets herself from pride every time ARod is intentionally walked. Full Story

Manslinger MVP

October 21, 2009 09:32:10 Posted at October 21, 2009 09:32:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Nancy for this hilarious photo. The most important person on the Yankees roster isn’t even on the bench. She’s in the stands. And her name is Manslinger. And her work is MAGIC. New York lost game 3 in a tight 11 innings but last night in game 4 it was all Bronx as the Yankees now own the series with commanding 3-1 lead. Full Story

Country Bitch Thanksgiving

October 13, 2009 14:35:55 Posted at October 13, 2009 14:35:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she was worried she’d be approached by a disgusting civilian, even though she was rather unremarkable, apart from those shades, of course, and her 4 inch heels. Full Story

Muzzling WAGs

October 12, 2009 08:42:12 Posted at October 12, 2009 08:42:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who is this Alex Rodriguez? Producing in the post season? And clutch? Manslinger Magic! Kate Hudson’s sweet loving has resulted in a Yankees sweep of the Twins with ARod factoring in all three wins, and they’ll next meet the Angels to play for the American League title. Needless to say, Kate has suddenly become rather popular within the organisation. Full Story

Manslinger’s Fall Classic hopes

October 8, 2009 11:21:06 Posted at October 8, 2009 11:21:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s on. The American League Division Series is underway, game 1 was last night with the Yankees taking it 7 – 2 over the Twins as New York is favoured, predicted to meet up with the Phillies in the Fall Classic. Kate Hudson was in the stands to cheer on her man, seated beside Jay-Z and Guy Oseary, happy, glowing, and cheering… ARod has had an impressive year. Full Story

JLo Opening loss

September 22, 2009 08:28:32 Posted at September 22, 2009 08:28:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I learned that they do exist. In Calgary, Alberta. Full Story

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Who needs acting school?

September 10, 2009 07:34:03 Posted at September 10, 2009 07:34:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson was photographed yesterday leaving ARod’s apartment and heading to an acting studio. With Tupperware. An acting studio? Why? She makes the same movie with Matthew McConaughey over and over again. You may have heard, Kate’s ex-husband Chris Robinson is expecting with his girlfriend. Full Story

Manslinger and her girlfriends

August 31, 2009 10:14:18 Posted at August 31, 2009 10:14:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Kate Hudson is boy crazy. Manslinger’s always slinging a man. Manslinger however never slings a man at the expense of her girls. You know those girls? We’ve all known a girl or two who disappears with every new boyfriend. This is not Kate Hudson. Kate manslings constantly. But she is still a constant friend. Full Story

Birthday Bolt by request

August 21, 2009 11:55:29 Posted at August 21, 2009 11:55:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Shani R who emailed about the lack of Jamaican representation on the site, specifically re: Usain Bolt’s performance at the World Championships this week. True. It’s his birthday today. And he is celebrating it in Berlin as the only sprinter in history to own both the Olympic and World 100m and 200m titles and world records. Full Story

WAG Fight

August 13, 2009 07:17:48 Posted at August 13, 2009 07:17:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were undercover at the beginning but Manslinger and ARod have taken their togetherness quite public of late – she’s joined him on the road, she’s always at the games, her family has been recruited to cheerlead, and they’re kissing openly at official team functions. Kate Hudson is a Yankee WAG front and centre, reflecting her boyfriend’s history of spotlight whoring. Full Story

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