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Birthday Bolt by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2009 11:55:29 August 21, 2009 11:55:29

This is for Shani R who emailed about the lack of Jamaican representation on the site, specifically re: Usain Bolt’s performance at the World Championships this week. True. It’s his birthday today. And he is celebrating it in Berlin as the only sprinter in history to own both the Olympic and World 100m and 200m titles and world records. Full Story

WAG Fight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 07:17:48 August 13, 2009 07:17:48

They were undercover at the beginning but Manslinger and ARod have taken their togetherness quite public of late – she’s joined him on the road, she’s always at the games, her family has been recruited to cheerlead, and they’re kissing openly at official team functions. Kate Hudson is a Yankee WAG front and centre, reflecting her boyfriend’s history of spotlight whoring. Full Story

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Sudden Lover of Animals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 14:20:00 August 12, 2009 14:20:00

Few things get me going like animals getting hurt so here goes… Michael “I Kill Dogs Cause It’s Hilarious” Vick was in Chicago today speaking at a Humane Society event about the unethical treatment of animals. Full Story

Manslinger succeeds where Porny failed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 09:28:39 August 12, 2009 09:28:39

Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez was already regarded as highly skilled, with the numbers to back it up. Full Story

It’s helping...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 12:23:00 July 24, 2009 12:23:00

We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row that reflect a more pulled-together, more positive, more defiant Jessica. Full Story

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JLo is a dolphin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 11:25:37 July 21, 2009 11:25:37

Marc Anthony is now part owner of the Miami Dolphins. Terms of the deal with undisclosed but the point is he and Jennifer Lopez will be frequently spotted in the owner’s box come September. Longtime readers of this site will know that Dolphins are my team. They’ve sucked the past few years but came back strong last season, redeeming themselves from the disaster that was 07/08 and, well, it’s not like I’m not used to loving and losing. Full Story

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Becks rattled, Posh burned

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:51:17 July 20, 2009 06:51:17

The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was unaffected by the crowd but the booing and jeering clearly rattled Becks at one point when he went over, apparently to try and make peace with a disgruntled fan, but ended up exchanging heated words with him instead. Full Story

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Man hugs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 07:44:38 July 17, 2009 07:44:38

I love it when men hug in soccer. In Europe they always hug and rub each other on the head. Very erotic. Last year I wrote about Becks & Iker: A Love Story. Some of the best photos ever taken. Click here to see. Full Story

He peed on Porny’s love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 16:22:32 July 14, 2009 16:22:32

Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. Full Story

Here come the pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 12:24:58 July 13, 2009 12:24:58

Oh no. Oh girl, oh no. I am still not Jessica Simpson’s friend. Neither are you. So we can’t help her. And she will need help. A LOT of help. People.com is reporting that she’s been dumped by Tony Romo again. Full Story

Enjoying his Cup(s)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2009 14:43:13 June 26, 2009 14:43:13

Heh. I’ve been saving this one since Wednesday. Friday afternoon is the perfect time. My favourite photos of the week. It’s Evgeni Malkin and his girlfriend Oksana in Miami. My husband, as I’ve told you he’s a guy’s guy. Ball scratching, sports watching, boob loving, guy’s guy. Full Story