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Novak the Clown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2009 14:44:00 June 23, 2009 14:44:00

Wimbledon started this week so we’re seeing some tennis pics being snapped by our photo agencies. Gives me a reason to post something about a topic where my head is only half way up my *ss and not fully. Here’s world no. 4 ranked Novak Djokovic checking out some chick walking past him at his practice session earlier today. Full Story

Tom’s happy father’s day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2009 07:43:45 June 22, 2009 07:43:45

Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course because he and Gisele Bundchen are expecting, though you can barely tell with how long and lean she is but People. Full Story

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Ultimate Challenge to the Celebrity Baby Theory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 16:48:24 June 19, 2009 16:48:24

Here it is… Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant. People says so. Which means Gisele and Tom Brady are approving the non-official announcement even though Radar had exclusively sourced it weeks ago. At the time, Tom denied it. Full Story

Country Bitch hometown for his birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2009 08:21:48 June 11, 2009 08:21:48

This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Country Bitch likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher. Full Story

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Little balls playing with big boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2009 08:09:00 June 11, 2009 08:09:00

Wonder if MJ took any money off the Pip yesterday. Both are apparently very good golfers. And Michael Jordan loves to bet. He and Justin Timberlake played Bethpage Black yesterday (a public course!), site of this year’s US Open which will, as always, culminate on Father’s Day. Tiger Woods won the tournament there in 2002. Full Story

My Shamef-ck and Ovie too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 12:17:00 June 8, 2009 12:17:00

MuchMusic has just confirmed my exclusive from earlier: Taylor Lautner and Rachelle Lefevre are indeed confirmed to present at the MMVAs. But they’ve also just announced the others. And… Ed Westwick will be there! Lara – do you know what this means????? Lara and I shamef-ck fantasise about him on BBM all the time. Full Story

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Manslinger Week 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:27:51 June 8, 2009 06:27:51

Get over it already. This is Kate Hudson with Alex Rodriguez the other night leaving the 40/40 club separately but totally on their way to f-ck. She’s also been going to the games, sometimes with Ryder, sometimes without, obviously still besotted with his juiced up body. It will pass for Kate, as it always does, but f-ck. Full Story

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Porny’s skinny jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 07:13:27 June 5, 2009 07:13:27

It’s like that episode of Sex & the City – Miranda rediscovers her skinny jeans. Most women are familiar: we have fat jeans and we have skinny jeans. Fat jeans for when we suck. Skinny jeans for when we don’t suck as much. Jessica Simpson, since that amazing performance at the country chilli cookoff a few months ago, has been keeping a relatively low profile, especially the last few weeks. Full Story

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Manslinger’s “somewhat serious”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 08:28:17 June 3, 2009 08:28:17

My favourite quote of the week. People.com reports that a source says that Kate Hudson and that f-cking loser Alex Rodriguez are “somewhat serious…he introduced her to a bunch of his friends”. Somewhat serious? Is that like somewhat pregnant? And what is Manslinger’s definition of somewhat serious anyway? She’s always somewhat serious! Last summer she was somewhat serious with Lance Armstrong. Full Story

The women of ARod

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 08:40:41 June 1, 2009 08:40:41

Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance Armstrong, now ARod. Full Story

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