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Country Bitch hometown for his birthday

June 11, 2009 08:21:48 Posted at June 11, 2009 08:21:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Country Bitch likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher. Full Story

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Little balls playing with big boys

June 11, 2009 08:09:00 Posted at June 11, 2009 08:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder if MJ took any money off the Pip yesterday. Both are apparently very good golfers. And Michael Jordan loves to bet. He and Justin Timberlake played Bethpage Black yesterday (a public course!), site of this year’s US Open which will, as always, culminate on Father’s Day. Tiger Woods won the tournament there in 2002. Full Story

My Shamef-ck and Ovie too!

June 8, 2009 12:17:00 Posted at June 8, 2009 12:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MuchMusic has just confirmed my exclusive from earlier: Taylor Lautner and Rachelle Lefevre are indeed confirmed to present at the MMVAs. But they’ve also just announced the others. And… Ed Westwick will be there! Lara – do you know what this means????? Lara and I shamef-ck fantasise about him on BBM all the time. Full Story

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Manslinger Week 3

June 8, 2009 06:27:51 Posted at June 8, 2009 06:27:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Get over it already. This is Kate Hudson with Alex Rodriguez the other night leaving the 40/40 club separately but totally on their way to f-ck. She’s also been going to the games, sometimes with Ryder, sometimes without, obviously still besotted with his juiced up body. It will pass for Kate, as it always does, but f-ck. Full Story

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Porny’s skinny jeans

June 5, 2009 07:13:27 Posted at June 5, 2009 07:13:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like that episode of Sex & the City – Miranda rediscovers her skinny jeans. Most women are familiar: we have fat jeans and we have skinny jeans. Fat jeans for when we suck. Skinny jeans for when we don’t suck as much. Jessica Simpson, since that amazing performance at the country chilli cookoff a few months ago, has been keeping a relatively low profile, especially the last few weeks. Full Story

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Manslinger’s “somewhat serious”

June 3, 2009 08:28:17 Posted at June 3, 2009 08:28:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite quote of the week. People.com reports that a source says that Kate Hudson and that f-cking loser Alex Rodriguez are “somewhat serious…he introduced her to a bunch of his friends”. Somewhat serious? Is that like somewhat pregnant? And what is Manslinger’s definition of somewhat serious anyway? She’s always somewhat serious! Last summer she was somewhat serious with Lance Armstrong. Full Story

The women of ARod

June 1, 2009 08:40:41 Posted at June 1, 2009 08:40:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance Armstrong, now ARod. Full Story

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Tom says no

May 28, 2009 18:01:58 Posted at May 28, 2009 18:01:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was reported last week that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting. They visited a medical clinic together. No immediate denial ensued, everyone assumed they had made a perfect zygote. Full Story

Going for 5 with Xisca by his side

May 25, 2009 09:55:03 Posted at May 25, 2009 09:55:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My cousin Cat had baby Sasha a month ago. He’s not sleeping. She’s dead tired. Hopefully some Rafa will help a little. It’s the French Open. Rafael Nadal is aiming for a 5th consecutive title at Roland Garros. By his side to support him: girlfriend Xisca. There were rumours they had split a few months ago. Full Story

Manslinger and the Fraud

May 19, 2009 04:09:00 Posted at May 19, 2009 04:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Summertime. You know she’s itching. And it’s been awhile. Or has it? Can’t keep track when it comes to Kate Hudson. She’s moved on from Owen Wilson – for now, again – and word is Manslinger’s latest conquest is none other than Alex Rodriguez, ‘roid monkey fraud. Full Story