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Tom says no

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 18:01:58 May 28, 2009 18:01:58

It was reported last week that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting. They visited a medical clinic together. No immediate denial ensued, everyone assumed they had made a perfect zygote. Full Story

Going for 5 with Xisca by his side

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 09:55:03 May 25, 2009 09:55:03

My cousin Cat had baby Sasha a month ago. He’s not sleeping. She’s dead tired. Hopefully some Rafa will help a little. It’s the French Open. Rafael Nadal is aiming for a 5th consecutive title at Roland Garros. By his side to support him: girlfriend Xisca. There were rumours they had split a few months ago. Full Story

Manslinger and the Fraud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 04:09:00 May 19, 2009 04:09:00

Summertime. You know she’s itching. And it’s been awhile. Or has it? Can’t keep track when it comes to Kate Hudson. She’s moved on from Owen Wilson – for now, again – and word is Manslinger’s latest conquest is none other than Alex Rodriguez, ‘roid monkey fraud. Full Story

Tom, Gisele, and baby in Vancouver!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 05:39:42 April 27, 2009 05:39:42

Bridget Moynihan is in town shooting Ramona and Beezus with Selena Gomez. So newlyweds Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen flew in for a couple of days to spend time with the baby. It was beautiful in Vancouver on Friday. They spent the afternoon exploring the city, took the ferry over to Granville Island, chased pigeons on the pier – as you can see from these exclusives, they’re sickeningly gorgeous all three. Full Story

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Inducing Labour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 10:52:11 April 21, 2009 10:52:11

My beloved cousin Cat is pregnant. Over pregnant. Cat is little, and her baby is big. And he’s taking his sweet time and she’s uncomfortable. Cat also loves Rafa. She’s at home, and she checks a few times a day, so I thought maybe the sight of him, his abs all sweaty, and so sweet in pink at a presser at the Conde de Godo might help the baby along. Full Story

Porny emerges cruise-bound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 07:13:04 April 13, 2009 07:13:04

She’s maintained a very low profile since completing her country tour. But with the confirmation last week that she’d been dumped by her country label, yet another Fail notch on her Fail Bait, it was time to show face and stick her chin up and out. Never let them know you’re down. Which is why Papa Joe dragged Porny’s ass out to Beso the other night for a family dinner. Full Story

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Vraiment?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:29:06 April 9, 2009 09:29:06

The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du Soleil) and Quebecor Media. Full Story

Queen of Country changes 10 times

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:44:37 April 6, 2009 07:44:37

Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing how badly she dresses. Full Story

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How do you dump a Vagina Virgin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:50:00 March 25, 2009 11:50:00

Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait that long. Because Joe Jonas is part of the web generation – nothing happens if it doesn’t happen on Facebook/Twitter. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin cuckold?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 12:46:00 March 24, 2009 12:46:00

So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls was a junior move. Full Story

Brady meets the parents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 07:28:55 March 16, 2009 07:28:55

The world’s prettiest couple in Brazil to meet her family – Gisele Bundchen brought Tom Brady home for a family reunion, presenting him for the first time as her husband. Bitch! The normally reticent couple, especially around the paps, seemed in great spirits, not hiding from cameras, even smiling for photographers, and observed to be totally, completely in love. Full Story