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Tiffany gift for Country Bitch

March 9, 2009 14:19:00 Posted at March 9, 2009 14:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive. Sunday afternoon. Ottawa Holt Renfrew. Like Canada’s Neiman Marcus. Sort of. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the cute Canadian dating that country bitch Carrie Underwood, Mike’s at the Tiffany counter with $5,000 pendant necklace in his hand. He pays, it’s wrapped, off he goes. Full Story

Becks gets and pays for what he wants

March 9, 2009 06:41:41 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:41:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to the Galaxy in the US for the second part of their season. Full Story

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Country Bitch Maple Leaf Makeover

March 3, 2009 13:55:00 Posted at March 3, 2009 13:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy teammates with crabs, yeah crabs, is not a fixture on the club crawl. Full Story

Tom in a suit

March 3, 2009 09:53:08 Posted at March 3, 2009 09:53:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such a matter of interest. Full Story

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Porny Country Fail

February 24, 2009 13:25:41 Posted at February 24, 2009 13:25:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Porny. Am told by sources exclusively that Jessica Simpson fired her band last week after suspending the tour. She’s taking a year off. Which essentially means the label doesn’t want her, that country music doesn’t want her, that she needs to find something else to do. And if it’s up to her father that could mean making money representing weight loss companies. Full Story

Stay home or sit DOWN

February 17, 2009 09:37:18 Posted at February 17, 2009 09:37:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row in a shut-out. Too little too late… but this is not a sports blog. Full Story

Porny plays it right

February 13, 2009 07:11:31 Posted at February 13, 2009 07:11:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So proud of her! She’s just so dumb, it’s extra rewarding when she gets something right. Oh good girl! So Porny performed at Madison Square Garden last night opening for Rascal Flatts. Someone seems to have stepped in because lately, lately the clothing has been accentuating her strong parts and camouflaging the other ones. Full Story

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What’s wrong Jessie?

February 6, 2009 08:01:03 Posted at February 6, 2009 08:01:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let me help! TMZ is reporting that during a performance last night in Grand Rapids, Michigan, our Porny supposedly exhibited signs of emotional distress. According to locals, one of the indications was that she forgot the lyrics to her own song Come On Over. Full Story

Help me understand

February 4, 2009 09:09:08 Posted at February 4, 2009 09:09:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In some circles, this man is known as a heartthrob. A loin wizard. A headboard banger. A quiver master. Him? Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, seen here yesterday in Cheshire. Like, I get it. Things are different in Euro. More fashion forward and also more open to cheese. I get it. But this dude. Full Story

23 year old smokes weed

February 2, 2009 06:15:35 Posted at February 2, 2009 06:15:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nothing newsworthy about that. Except the 23 year old in question is a golden boy who sells cereal. And cars. And baby bottles. And is the poster boy for perfection attached to millions of dollars in endorsements catered to the MiniVan Majority. They don’t mind so much that he goes to Vegas and shoves his head in between the breasts of some nasty skank. Full Story

Two games, two goals, two teams

January 29, 2009 07:06:54 Posted at January 29, 2009 07:06:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham is loving Milan. And right now Milan is loving David Beckham. He scored on the weekend and he scored again yesterday – two goals, two games, and now a controversy mounting… two teams. As you know, Becks is on loan to AC Milan from the LA Galaxy for two months. He has admitted that he’s considering staying Full Story

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