Jock Smut Articles

Sports related gossip, news, photos, and video.

Vagina Virgin cuckold?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 12:46:00 March 24, 2009 12:46:00

So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls was a junior move. Full Story

Brady meets the parents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 07:28:55 March 16, 2009 07:28:55

The world’s prettiest couple in Brazil to meet her family – Gisele Bundchen brought Tom Brady home for a family reunion, presenting him for the first time as her husband. Bitch! The normally reticent couple, especially around the paps, seemed in great spirits, not hiding from cameras, even smiling for photographers, and observed to be totally, completely in love. Full Story

Tale of Two Puck Bunnies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 08:32:28 March 12, 2009 08:32:28

Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some competition to contend with, tried to keep the scowling and the ducking from the cameras to a minimum. Full Story

Hilary Duff > Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 10:09:37 March 10, 2009 10:09:37

Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal stick. He floats and he crabs. Full Story

Tiffany gift for Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 14:19:00 March 9, 2009 14:19:00

Exclusive. Sunday afternoon. Ottawa Holt Renfrew. Like Canada’s Neiman Marcus. Sort of. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the cute Canadian dating that country bitch Carrie Underwood, Mike’s at the Tiffany counter with $5,000 pendant necklace in his hand. He pays, it’s wrapped, off he goes. Full Story

Becks gets and pays for what he wants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 06:41:41 March 9, 2009 06:41:41

David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to the Galaxy in the US for the second part of their season. Full Story

View All 13 Photos

Country Bitch Maple Leaf Makeover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 13:55:00 March 3, 2009 13:55:00

Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy teammates with crabs, yeah crabs, is not a fixture on the club crawl. Full Story

Tom in a suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 09:53:08 March 3, 2009 09:53:08

Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such a matter of interest. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Porny Country Fail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 13:25:41 February 24, 2009 13:25:41

Oh Porny. Am told by sources exclusively that Jessica Simpson fired her band last week after suspending the tour. She’s taking a year off. Which essentially means the label doesn’t want her, that country music doesn’t want her, that she needs to find something else to do. And if it’s up to her father that could mean making money representing weight loss companies. Full Story

Stay home or sit DOWN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 09:37:18 February 17, 2009 09:37:18

I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row in a shut-out. Too little too late… but this is not a sports blog. Full Story

Porny plays it right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 07:11:31 February 13, 2009 07:11:31

So proud of her! She’s just so dumb, it’s extra rewarding when she gets something right. Oh good girl! So Porny performed at Madison Square Garden last night opening for Rascal Flatts. Someone seems to have stepped in because lately, lately the clothing has been accentuating her strong parts and camouflaging the other ones. Full Story

View All 8 Photos