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The First Couple of Fail

January 27, 2009 11:45:10 Posted at January 27, 2009 11:45:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is no hate-on for Porny. Quite the opposite actually. Over time, my black ass heart has opened for Jessica Simpson out of sheer pity. She doesn’t mean unwell. She’s not poorly intentioned. But she was raised, well, you know, by a dude who freely talks about her D cups. And without friends, without girls like us, she really never had a chance to be a girl like us. Full Story

Pretty soon we'll stop caring

January 22, 2009 09:55:34 Posted at January 22, 2009 09:55:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am on Oscar press duty at the moment so blogging from blackberry - sorry for rushed text. So last week People reported Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady got engaged. If People says it it has to be true right? Well now she's given an intv in Brasil denying the report. Oh la. This again. Are they or aren't they? G, just let it be! Am hearing though that People was accurate and that Gisele is only backtracking because of disappointment at home that she should have given confirmation there instead of in America. Full Story

Mrs Brady-to-be

January 20, 2009 06:56:57 Posted at January 20, 2009 06:56:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gisele went home to Brazil the other day, walked the runway at Sao Paolo fashion week. Not exactly tops on Anna Wintour’s radar but G is nothing if not loyal though she’d probably never wear those jeans off the catwalk. The newly engaged Gisele would not comment on her wedding but her ass said it all to me: she’s marrying Tom Brady. Full Story

Manslinger back to athletes

January 12, 2009 12:27:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 12:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I tingled to this article earlier about Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez. Ew. Like I said with Madonna, there’s nothing about that whiny bitch that says he must be mounted. Adam Scott on the other hand… Oh la. Full Story

The wedding I would crash

January 12, 2009 12:00:15 Posted at January 12, 2009 12:00:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Definitely Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. And this time it’s official. Because People says so, which means they’ve totally sanctioned the message. According to the magazine, he proposed on Friday with a diamond solitaire. Full Story

Porny so happy

January 7, 2009 16:34:07 Posted at January 7, 2009 16:34:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As her friend, I’m happy for her. Like the good friend vibes are working, you know? Just because we don’t speak, doesn’t mean the energy isn’t there. Celebrities talk about “energy” all the time. We’ve all been sending her the true friend energy, right? The energy to avoid high waisted pants. Full Story

Common-law Cowboy

January 6, 2009 12:00:29 Posted at January 6, 2009 12:00:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo is very, very serious about Jessica Simpson. Because he’s implying that she’s much more than just a girlfriend. The message is that she’s almost a wife. Like a common-law wife, wifely enough to be included in the 2008 Cowboys Family Cookbook presented by “the wives of the Dallas Cowboys”. Full Story

Are you engaged?

January 5, 2009 16:43:53 Posted at January 5, 2009 16:43:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady went out for groceries today in Pacific Palisades. It was reported over the holidays that he’d proposed to Gisele though the engagement has been quickly denied by his family. Both are so private, and not in a contrived way, they’d probably refuse to confirm it even if they were married already. Full Story

Porny consolation

January 5, 2009 07:29:32 Posted at January 5, 2009 07:29:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s actually not porny at all here. What she is is very, very pretty. Always pretty when she’s not tackied up. Jessica accompanied Tony Romo back to Dallas this weekend after celebrating new year’s in Miami, trying to help him forget about his embarrassing three turnovers that led to the Cowboys loss to the Philadelphia Eagles that kept them out of the playoffs. Full Story

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No break for Becks

January 2, 2009 08:43:24 Posted at January 2, 2009 08:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s training with his winter team AC Milan in Dubai, working his ass off, apparently determined to prove that even though he took off for the money in American, he can still cut it in Europe. Well… The British press, because they love to hate his wife and therefore him by extension, claim he’s having a rough go. Full Story

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