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Kiki vs MKO…and rejected too!

December 8, 2008 06:35:54 Posted at December 8, 2008 06:35:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miami’s Art Basel convention attracted a few twats last week. Two of them apparently faced off. Wednesday night at some party, Kirsten Dunst and Mary Kate Olsen were at the same table when girl sh-t quickly ensued, probably something about who rocks a better dirty hobo style, and they started snapping at each other, ending their little spat with a black eyeliner faceoff before MK left with her boyfriend. Full Story

Just friends…who f-ck?

December 5, 2008 07:55:40 Posted at December 5, 2008 07:55:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alex Rodriguez opened up for the first time about Madonna exclusively to People Magazine. Of course."I have a lot of respect for her. She's very committed to making the world a better place. She's had an amazing career, and we're friends. Full Story

SI honours my summer crush

December 3, 2008 13:26:12 Posted at December 3, 2008 13:26:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was an easy choice: Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. And while I’m no longer in love with him, I can certainly still appreciate his body in Beijing. Full Story

Ebola’s Perfect Mate

December 3, 2008 06:32:00 Posted at December 3, 2008 06:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t in the NHL, Avery is no stranger to controversy, having made racist remarks in the past about blacks and French Canadians, and last year ridiculing a fellow player suffering from cancer. Full Story

The alternative to Pitt Porn

November 20, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at November 20, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to speak of their relationship. Full Story

Just blur the bad parts

November 18, 2008 09:24:00 Posted at November 18, 2008 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I promise. I’m over my Michael Phelps sickness. But GQ is announcing its Men of the Year. And he made the list. And they took this photo. And just… just blur the bad part. Focus on the leather jacket over the hot hoodie. Full Story

Can’t play, will marry?

October 2, 2008 10:00:09 Posted at October 2, 2008 10:00:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried a river. But nothing is worse than the Jets with Brett Favre. Full Story

Z and Lochte

October 2, 2008 07:29:10 Posted at October 2, 2008 07:29:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went to Africa, spent a couple weeks in Angola. A bunch of different places. Full Story

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Ebola infects Jamaica?

September 26, 2008 09:47:08 Posted at September 26, 2008 09:47:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the studio. Full Story

Major League Upgrade

September 22, 2008 15:23:00 Posted at September 22, 2008 15:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard. Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a athletic upgrade even MORE impressive than Porny’s. Full Story

Michael & Tina’s Saturday Night

September 12, 2008 07:09:09 Posted at September 12, 2008 07:09:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s over. And like so many who came before him, I am ashamed. Ugh. Every guy I’ve ever dated, with the exception of maybe, like, three – one of whom I married – has been a mistake. Huge mistake. Hate them all. Like revolting. Like I wish I could take it back. And while Michael and I never dated, I do regret now. Full Story