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That’s more like it…

September 5, 2008 09:37:07 Posted at September 5, 2008 09:37:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Been complaining that Michael Phelps is too much machine and rehearsal, not enough … personality, charm, hot blooded sex. Vegas can help with that. And as you can see… it did. Phelps was in Vegas last night, Radar Full Story

Cryptic words from Sundin?

September 4, 2008 11:19:00 Posted at September 4, 2008 11:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Big story as you know in hockey is whether or not Mats Sundin is coming back...and where. He's playing a charity game in Toronto this weekend. Just flew in moments ago. When asked by a random if he'll be "playing for the Canucks" his response was:"Are you kidding me?" . Full Story

Michael and the kids

August 29, 2008 10:51:14 Posted at August 29, 2008 10:51:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more chiselled. I also prefer when he has Fierce Face rather than Fame Face. Full Story

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Tour de Phelps

August 28, 2008 11:11:00 Posted at August 28, 2008 11:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might be a bit of an overreach although it does make for a good debate. Full Story

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Please. Stop. Talking.

August 28, 2008 07:05:18 Posted at August 28, 2008 07:05:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story

Kyle sees David’s peepee

August 27, 2008 16:03:09 Posted at August 27, 2008 16:03:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that debate about whether or not Becks stuffed his undies in the Armani ads? And remember Victoria defending him by saying he doesn’t need to enhance because he’s hung like a pipe already? Well… according to Kyle, David Beckham is indeed naturally blessed with size. Full Story

Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field

August 27, 2008 11:22:28 Posted at August 27, 2008 11:22:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll be ready by Week 1 – and then joined his girl and his boy on the grass. Full Story

Porny interior design

August 26, 2008 09:49:14 Posted at August 26, 2008 09:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story

Phelps Watch

August 25, 2008 11:54:57 Posted at August 25, 2008 11:54:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, Phelps spent 3 days in Vilamoura, Portugal relaxing with friends. Full Story

The Matador vs The Magician

August 22, 2008 09:20:00 Posted at August 22, 2008 09:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now proven me a hypocrite. Full Story

My boyfriend gets around

August 22, 2008 07:15:00 Posted at August 22, 2008 07:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He says he wants to elevate the popularity of swimming in North America to what it’s like in Australia, do perhaps what Tiger has done for golf, what Becks is trying with soccer. As such, there is a price to pay. Sorry, kid. Comes with the territory. Besides, I need to know who’s sharing your bed if it can’t be me. Full Story