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Porny consolation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 07:29:32 January 5, 2009 07:29:32

She’s actually not porny at all here. What she is is very, very pretty. Always pretty when she’s not tackied up. Jessica accompanied Tony Romo back to Dallas this weekend after celebrating new year’s in Miami, trying to help him forget about his embarrassing three turnovers that led to the Cowboys loss to the Philadelphia Eagles that kept them out of the playoffs. Full Story

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No break for Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2009 08:43:24 January 2, 2009 08:43:24

He’s training with his winter team AC Milan in Dubai, working his ass off, apparently determined to prove that even though he took off for the money in American, he can still cut it in Europe. Well… The British press, because they love to hate his wife and therefore him by extension, claim he’s having a rough go. Full Story

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Kiki vs MKO…and rejected too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:35:54 December 8, 2008 06:35:54

Miami’s Art Basel convention attracted a few twats last week. Two of them apparently faced off. Wednesday night at some party, Kirsten Dunst and Mary Kate Olsen were at the same table when girl sh-t quickly ensued, probably something about who rocks a better dirty hobo style, and they started snapping at each other, ending their little spat with a black eyeliner faceoff before MK left with her boyfriend. Full Story

SI honours my summer crush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 13:26:12 December 3, 2008 13:26:12

It was an easy choice: Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. And while I’m no longer in love with him, I can certainly still appreciate his body in Beijing. Full Story

Ebola’s Perfect Mate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 06:32:00 December 3, 2008 06:32:00

Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t in the NHL, Avery is no stranger to controversy, having made racist remarks in the past about blacks and French Canadians, and last year ridiculing a fellow player suffering from cancer. Full Story

The alternative to Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:28:00 November 20, 2008 07:28:00

While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to speak of their relationship. Full Story

Just blur the bad parts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 09:24:00 November 18, 2008 09:24:00

I promise. I’m over my Michael Phelps sickness. But GQ is announcing its Men of the Year. And he made the list. And they took this photo. And just… just blur the bad part. Focus on the leather jacket over the hot hoodie. Full Story

Can’t play, will marry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 10:00:09 October 2, 2008 10:00:09

The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried a river. But nothing is worse than the Jets with Brett Favre. Full Story

Z and Lochte

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 07:29:10 October 2, 2008 07:29:10

They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went to Africa, spent a couple weeks in Angola. A bunch of different places. Full Story

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