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Major League Upgrade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 15:23:00 September 22, 2008 15:23:00

Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard. Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a athletic upgrade even MORE impressive than Porny’s. Full Story

Michael & Tina’s Saturday Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2008 07:09:09 September 12, 2008 07:09:09

It’s over. And like so many who came before him, I am ashamed. Ugh. Every guy I’ve ever dated, with the exception of maybe, like, three – one of whom I married – has been a mistake. Huge mistake. Hate them all. Like revolting. Like I wish I could take it back. And while Michael and I never dated, I do regret now. Full Story

That’s more like it…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2008 09:37:07 September 5, 2008 09:37:07

Been complaining that Michael Phelps is too much machine and rehearsal, not enough … personality, charm, hot blooded sex. Vegas can help with that. And as you can see… it did. Phelps was in Vegas last night, Radar Full Story

Cryptic words from Sundin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2008 11:19:00 September 4, 2008 11:19:00

Big story as you know in hockey is whether or not Mats Sundin is coming back...and where. He's playing a charity game in Toronto this weekend. Just flew in moments ago. When asked by a random if he'll be "playing for the Canucks" his response was:"Are you kidding me?" . Full Story

Michael and the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 10:51:14 August 29, 2008 10:51:14

Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more chiselled. I also prefer when he has Fierce Face rather than Fame Face. Full Story

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Tour de Phelps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 11:11:00 August 28, 2008 11:11:00

Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might be a bit of an overreach although it does make for a good debate. Full Story

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Please. Stop. Talking.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 07:05:18 August 28, 2008 07:05:18

Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story

Kyle sees David’s peepee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 16:03:09 August 27, 2008 16:03:09

Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that debate about whether or not Becks stuffed his undies in the Armani ads? And remember Victoria defending him by saying he doesn’t need to enhance because he’s hung like a pipe already? Well… according to Kyle, David Beckham is indeed naturally blessed with size. Full Story

Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 11:22:28 August 27, 2008 11:22:28

Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll be ready by Week 1 – and then joined his girl and his boy on the grass. Full Story

Porny interior design

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 09:49:14 August 26, 2008 09:49:14

Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story

Phelps Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 11:54:57 August 25, 2008 11:54:57

Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, Phelps spent 3 days in Vilamoura, Portugal relaxing with friends. Full Story