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No Porny! No no!

August 21, 2008 08:28:13 Posted at August 21, 2008 08:28:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story

The Essence of the Annual Summer Crush

August 21, 2008 08:02:00 Posted at August 21, 2008 08:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It happens every summer. Every summer I develop a sick ass crush – an embarrassing crush for a 15 year old let alone a woman about to turn 35. Like scripted daydreams. Like scripted detailed daydreams about how we meet, what we say to each other, what I’m wearing. Sometimes I change the outfits. Full Story

Cage Match: Dina Lohan vs Debbie Phelps

August 20, 2008 08:51:53 Posted at August 20, 2008 08:51:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting Billy Bush (???) the other day during Access Hollywood’s interview with Michael’s mom Debbie Phelps. Full Story

Ridiculous

August 20, 2008 07:42:11 Posted at August 20, 2008 07:42:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry… interrupting gossip for an Olympic moment. Because we just watched the 200m live – SPOILER AHEAD – and Usain Bolt is sick. Sick. Is there any man more aptly named? Usain Bolt just won gold in the 200m setting a new world record in the event which means he is the FIRST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE OLYMPIC GAMES to own world records in both the 100m and the 200m. Full Story

Country Bitch vs Country Porn

August 11, 2008 12:41:16 Posted at August 11, 2008 12:41:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her assy antics are well known to those in Nashville. Full Story

Helping Him Study

August 11, 2008 06:46:30 Posted at August 11, 2008 06:46:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson at Nobu in Malibu last night. Full Story

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My Gywnnie, Coldplay, Gisele B, and Tom Brady

August 6, 2008 11:21:44 Posted at August 6, 2008 11:21:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coldplay concluded the US leg of their tour in Boston on Monday. Gwyneth was there and Jenn (c/o Mimi) was kind enough to send a few details, with a photo too! Love you! Gwynnie brought her mom and sat with the Seinfelds, grooving throughout the entire show, jumping up and down, hollering, cheering…very very cute. Full Story

Choice Becks…and Posh too

August 4, 2008 06:53:18 Posted at August 4, 2008 06:53:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last night from head to toe. Full Story

Tits & Romo in Tahoe

July 14, 2008 06:09:30 Posted at July 14, 2008 06:09:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up at the Heart concert. Holy sh*t. Full Story

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Rafa on a boat

July 11, 2008 11:36:00 Posted at July 11, 2008 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Topless. With his girl Xisca lounging on a boat, having a “me” day to clear his head and get some loving, as reports are swirling that his parents are divorcing. Oh to be young, rich, and Spanish. Spanish should be a new coveted attribute. Like…I wish I was smart. I wish I was taller. Full Story

Singles and Doubles Tennis Hotness

July 8, 2008 14:27:45 Posted at July 8, 2008 14:27:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My cousin Cat spent part of the day yesterday texting me about Rafa Nadal. She’s a hardcore tennis fan and has been a hardcore Rafa quiverer forever. Needless to say, Cat was bursting with pride for her boyfriend…along with all of Spain. Rafa returned home today to a hero’s welcome. Full Story

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