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Phelps Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 11:54:57 August 25, 2008 11:54:57

Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, Phelps spent 3 days in Vilamoura, Portugal relaxing with friends. Full Story

The Matador vs The Magician

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 09:20:00 August 22, 2008 09:20:00

It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now proven me a hypocrite. Full Story

My boyfriend gets around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 07:15:00 August 22, 2008 07:15:00

He says he wants to elevate the popularity of swimming in North America to what it’s like in Australia, do perhaps what Tiger has done for golf, what Becks is trying with soccer. As such, there is a price to pay. Sorry, kid. Comes with the territory. Besides, I need to know who’s sharing your bed if it can’t be me. Full Story

No Porny! No no!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 08:28:13 August 21, 2008 08:28:13

It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story

The Essence of the Annual Summer Crush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 08:02:00 August 21, 2008 08:02:00

It happens every summer. Every summer I develop a sick ass crush – an embarrassing crush for a 15 year old let alone a woman about to turn 35. Like scripted daydreams. Like scripted detailed daydreams about how we meet, what we say to each other, what I’m wearing. Sometimes I change the outfits. Full Story

Cage Match: Dina Lohan vs Debbie Phelps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 08:51:53 August 20, 2008 08:51:53

Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting Billy Bush (???) the other day during Access Hollywood’s interview with Michael’s mom Debbie Phelps. Full Story

Ridiculous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 07:42:11 August 20, 2008 07:42:11

Sorry… interrupting gossip for an Olympic moment. Because we just watched the 200m live – SPOILER AHEAD – and Usain Bolt is sick. Sick. Is there any man more aptly named? Usain Bolt just won gold in the 200m setting a new world record in the event which means he is the FIRST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE OLYMPIC GAMES to own world records in both the 100m and the 200m. Full Story

Country Bitch vs Country Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 12:41:16 August 11, 2008 12:41:16

You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her assy antics are well known to those in Nashville. Full Story

Helping Him Study

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 06:46:30 August 11, 2008 06:46:30

NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson at Nobu in Malibu last night. Full Story

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My Gywnnie, Coldplay, Gisele B, and Tom Brady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2008 11:21:44 August 6, 2008 11:21:44

Coldplay concluded the US leg of their tour in Boston on Monday. Gwyneth was there and Jenn (c/o Mimi) was kind enough to send a few details, with a photo too! Love you! Gwynnie brought her mom and sat with the Seinfelds, grooving throughout the entire show, jumping up and down, hollering, cheering…very very cute. Full Story

Choice Becks…and Posh too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:53:18 August 4, 2008 06:53:18

Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last night from head to toe. Full Story