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Six Weeks…

July 1, 2008 09:03:19 Posted at July 1, 2008 09:03:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And still together. Evidently both Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still enthralled with the game. And, of course, with each other. The two are currently in LA, all like domestical and sh*t, going to a bakery in the morning, picking up household items in the afternoon, and then heading out for dinner last night. Full Story

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Becks & Iker: Love Story

June 27, 2008 09:53:43 Posted at June 27, 2008 09:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? Remember Love Story? Remember the part when they pretended to throw snowballs at each other and frolicked in a winter wonderland? Now have a look at Becks and Casillas running and playing in the snow. Full Story

Gwen & Gavin for Federer

June 26, 2008 06:33:30 Posted at June 26, 2008 06:33:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gavin Rossdale and Roger Federer are super tight. So it was no surprise to see Gavin in the stands yesterday centre court at Wimbledon supporting his friend and he brought along his wife Gwen. They were the cutest, cuddling during the match. See attached –she has her arm draped around him during a lengthy point. Full Story

Double Foot Fetish

June 25, 2008 12:23:00 Posted at June 25, 2008 12:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hang in there Turkey! But f&ck Podolski is amazing. And he’s Polish. But the Poles didn"t give him enough love. Boo. Anyway… My #1 and #2 – maximum quiveration when they played together. Gratuitous post just because half the world, or more, is probably watching the match right now. Full Story

Sean Fashionisto - you are not Tom Ford

June 24, 2008 09:42:00 Posted at June 24, 2008 09:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sit DOWN Sean Avery! The most despicable man in hockey spent several weeks interning at Vogue and now reckons he"s Tom Ford. However, the fashionisto f*cker got all dolled up the other day for an REM concert in head to toe black with a matching pageboy cap and had people snickering that he looked like he"d walked off a JLo video circa 1998. Full Story

The Cartier Ex Carpet

June 19, 2008 12:14:48 Posted at June 19, 2008 12:14:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was an ex clash last night at the Cartier event but everyone stayed civilised. I almost forgot Hilary Duff and Joel Madden used to date. And five minutes after their split he hooked up with Nicole Richie. Then Hil wrote that song and she was all pissy sh-ts until Mike Comrie came along and now it"s all happy happy and no catfights which is great for publicists but the total ass for smutlovers. Full Story

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Kate & Lance: Family Weekend

June 16, 2008 05:49:18 Posted at June 16, 2008 05:49:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been almost a month since word got out that they’re dating but it looks like player vs player has turned into something more serious. At least that’s the assumption considering they’re not just f&cking, they’re also spending some quality family time. First – a few days together  Full Story

Kate & Lance spotted

June 10, 2008 11:16:34 Posted at June 10, 2008 11:16:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just today at lunch. Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong in NYC having lunch with his kids... Thanks Christine!    Full Story

Kicking off the Country Campaign

June 6, 2008 08:50:35 Posted at June 6, 2008 08:50:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been brewing for a while but Jessica Simpson’s courtship of the country circuit is moving into a more aggressive stage. She showed up in Nashville and surprised fans with an impromptu autograph session at the CMA Music Festival Block Party on Wednesday and sampled some local nightlife (with her dad!?!?!) later that night. Full Story

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Pimping > Parenting

June 5, 2008 06:26:30 Posted at June 5, 2008 06:26:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot control his own greed. Check out the latest cover of Us Weekly Full Story

Kate Supporting Stella

June 4, 2008 06:39:02 Posted at June 4, 2008 06:39:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’ve been friends for a long time. You know that Oscar monstrosity Kate wore to the Oscars was designed by Stella who was with Chloe at the time, right? Do you remember? Now that is true friendship. So it was no surprise to see Kate Hudson yesterday at the Stella McCartney Spring 2009 presentation in the West Village. Full Story