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Four rings on the dance floor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2015 16:03:58 June 15, 2015 16:03:58

Savannah just sent this over to me and I can’t thank her enough for bringing me so much happiness and cringe at the same time. The New England Patriots celebrated their Super Bowl last night. There was a party. They all received their rings – the biggest rings ever in the history of Super Bowl rings: 205 diamonds in total, and each player’s number customised. Full Story

Ben Foster as Lance Armstrong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2015 13:55:06 June 12, 2015 13:55:06

I was one of those dumb f-cking c-nts. I was a believer. I kept believing, right up to the very, very end. Right up until USADA charged him in October 2012. I’ve written about it before. How much I wanted to hang on to the idea that Lance Armstrong was possible. I read all the books. Then, afterwards, after I had to give that up, I read Tyler Hamilton’s book, The Secret Race (which I obsessed over for weeks). Full Story

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Paris. Roland Garros. Where Rafa has ruled for a decade. Rafa is King. Was king? No one knows yet if that moment will become THE moment, the kind of moment when everything changes. And he’s certainly not talking like he wants it to become that particular moment. But it’s hard not to think that way. So this is where I’m starting today because I would have gotten yelled at for ending the day with it yesterday, his birthday.

Rafa was gracious afterwards. He’s been kicking Novak’s ass for almost 10 years on red clay. Following Novak’s convincing victory though, he declared that his opponent is “probably in the best moment of his career”. So that’s what Andy Murray’s dealing with tomorrow. A note on Andy Murray though – and something to read for everyone, not just those of you who follow tennis.

Andy is the first superstar male athlete to work with a female coach, Amelie Mauresmo. He has endured ridicule for it. He has been criticised for it. He has had to defend it. Click here to read about his partnership with Mauresmo…and what a Mauresmo-Murray championship would mean.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

No more Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 20:03:36 June 3, 2015 20:03:36
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We Dem Boyz/ TJDH Imagez/ Splash News, Pacific Coast News

Leonardo DiCaprio has apparently bonafided a new swimsuit model, Kelly Rohrbach – click here for a refresher. Which means we don’t have to wonder about what Rihanna was or wasn’t doing with him anymore…and it was probably all bullsh-t anyway. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse meets his niece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 15:15:55 May 25, 2015 15:15:55
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Multiple outlets are reporting that Prince Harry went to visit the Cambridges this weekend to meet his niece, Charlotte. Great. More importantly, he played polo on Sunday. Ginger and green is a great combination. As is Hot Harry and a horse. And the white pants. Also, Harry’s competition face. Full Story

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Puppies solve problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 13:21:41 May 25, 2015 13:21:41

There was a rally at Foxborough yesterday: Free Tom Brady. New England Patriots superfans gathering in support of their quarterback who’s appealing his 4 game suspension, ostensibly for deflating some balls but, really, for trying to cover it up. He’s like Martha Stewart that way. If you recall, for Martha, it wasn’t all that much money, especially not for her. Full Story

Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2015 14:12:56 April 23, 2015 14:12:56
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FameFlynet

Can we start with Cristiano Ronaldo? Because I am not a believer. Like I can’t actually see it. I don’t want to see it. Apparently this means I’m crazy, as he’s known around the world as maybe the most beautiful man ever. He and Irina Shayk were together for a long time. They broke up earlier this year. Full Story

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Becks is not tempted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2015 15:40:12 March 25, 2015 15:40:12
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Splash

David Beckham is in Miami. He was photographed yesterday lounging on his hotel balcony with his shirt wrapped around his head. Becks has been trying to make an MLS team happen there. Miami? A lot of people think that Miami is where fidelity goes on holiday. With that in mind, let’s talk about this Page Six Full Story

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Perfect goes on holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2015 17:03:40 March 24, 2015 17:03:40
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AKM-GSI/ Splash News, Pacific Coast News

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are on holiday in Costa Rica, a favourite destination for them, with their kids. They’ve been posting their own photos on social media. Click here to see. You’ll note Brady’s message mentioned “training camp”. Full Story

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Serena’s VOGUE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2015 18:37:02 March 23, 2015 18:37:02

Serena Williams covers the April issue of VOGUE. I love this photo. I love that Serena Williams looks like Serena Williams. I love that Serena Williams isn’t posing with her tennis racquet or tossing a ball up and down like that’s the only way you’d recognise her. You shouldn’t have to recognise her that way. Full Story

Jamie Dornan: golf season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2015 20:49:22 March 18, 2015 20:49:22
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Crowder/ Legge/ Getty Images

Jamie Dornan went to the range in London the other day to work on his swing. Incentive to sign on to more Fifty Shades movies? You can golf all year round in Vancouver where they shot the first movie. Still no definitive word on that yet though, right? There are all kinds of random reports here and there about how he and Dakota Johnson are getting more money and are recommitted… but there’s been no confirmation about a director. Full Story

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