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Genie & Justin: the Great Canadian Dream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2015 15:32:06 March 11, 2015 15:32:06
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Kempin/ Michael Kovac/ Getty Images

Finally. A legitimate challenger to McGosling, Rachel and Ryan! People kept asking Genie Bouchard about Justin Bieber during her breakthrough year. Sh-t, even I asked her about it. Because when she was, like, 18 or something, she mentioned somewhere that she had a crush on him. And they’re both Canadian. Full Story

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Fifty Shades of Tom & Gisele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2015 14:58:07 February 11, 2015 14:58:07
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M. Stone/ Boston Herald/ J. Lee/D. Dunleavy/ Splash, J. McCarthy/ D. Kambouris/ S. Lovekin/ K. Mazur/ B. Bedder/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ R. and Solimene/ Getty Images

Sports Illustrated interviewed Tom Brady after he’d had a chance to process his Super Bowl win. At the end, they discussed what it was like, coming home, coming down after the high of the victory. Here’s how he described it. And it’s making everyone horny: Brady: “I had a nice moment with my wife Tuesday morning. Full Story

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“You’re the best ever”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2015 20:37:21 February 4, 2015 20:37:21
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FameFlynet

Here’s Tom Brady with his son Benjamin in Boston at the parade today celebrating the Patriots’ win, his fourth. And, again, it was his 2nd MVP. So he’s now tied with Joe Montana and Peyton Manning for most Super Bowl rings and MVPs of all time. Obviously, as if there was any argument, he’s a legend now. Full Story

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Gisele gets her ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2015 14:53:31 February 2, 2015 14:53:31
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AKM-GSI/ Splash, Tom Pennington/ Rob Carr/ Andy Lyons/ Getty Images

Her Super Bowl ring. Tom Brady hadn’t won a Super Bowl since Gisele…until the Seattle Seahawks decided not to give the ball to Marshawn Lynch. Another MVP. His 4th Super Bowl ring. So f-cking handsome (does anyone look better in a close-up with no makeup and sweat all over his face?). Full Story

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Courtside Kings & Queens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2014 14:19:33 December 9, 2014 14:19:33
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Anthony J. Causi/ Splash, Samir Hussein/ Neilson Barnard/ Pool/ Getty Images

Is that all it takes? Asking out loud? I wrote yesterday about all the speculation that Prince William and Catherine would likely be in a luxury box at Barclays for the Brooklyn Nets game but if they’re there because the NBA is making a big ass donation and they’re publicising whatever it is that they’re publicising, what’s the point of sh-tty photos from a luxury box? Courtside, baby. Full Story

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Royal scrum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2014 17:04:45 October 20, 2014 17:04:45
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Chris Jackson/ Getty

Prince Harry was at work today in Manchester, England in his role as Patron of England Rugby’s All Schools Programme. He participated in a game of touch rugby during teacher training sessions. Happily they let him wear his athletic clothes. Right? Sometimes he shows up at these sporty events in his suits even though he’s supposed to roll around on the field. Full Story

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How come JT isn’t being ruled out?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2014 20:14:53 August 21, 2014 20:14:53
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WENN

I don’t like the NFL much these days. A two game suspension for Ray Rice – that’s it? TWO GAMES? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, google Ray Rice (after you’ve finished reading my post!) and tell me what you think of a two game suspension for what he did. Full Story

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Rafa at a wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 20:46:03 July 21, 2014 20:46:03
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Rafael Nadal and girlfriend Xisca Perello were at a wedding this weekend in Spain. Cuuuuuute! I love him! I love them! Rafa is enjoying some down time before he prepares for the final slam of the season, the US Open. Mostly they care about the title, but he and Novak Djokovic are #2 and #1 on the tour and the tournament will likely also determine who’s on top to end 2014. Full Story

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Golden Balls gets golden slimed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2014 16:54:08 July 18, 2014 16:54:08
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Kevin Winter/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

David Beckham was honoured – sort of – at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Sports Awards last night in LA. He had his boys Romeo and Cruz with him. H7 is too young and Brooklyn, I guess, doesn’t want to be a “kid” anymore? I totally get that. But how cute is the hair? The Beckham boys family hair. Full Story

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Thursday, July 17, 2014

Dear Gossips,

That Michael Sam package during the ESPYs last night was one of the best award show moments I’ve ever seen. In fact, the production quality of that entire show was top level. I’ve written before about sports doc “producer porn” after watching several of those 30 for 30 films.  Read Full Intro