Was there a bigger let down last year than Prometheus? All the hype, is-it-Alien/is-it-not-Alien, the series of good trailers and stellar viral marketing, Charlize Theron, Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender AND Idris Elba in a movie together, and then…it kind of sucked. A lot. Sci-fi is hard. Full Story

When does the Cecil B DeMille Award recipient ever take over the Golden Globes? Never, right? It’s the only moment of the show without suspense. The whole room knows, weeks and weeks in advance, who’s getting it. And even if the recipient gives a great speech, it’s rarely great enough to dominate the post-show discussion. Full Story

When the Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced last month that Jodie Foster would receive the Cecil B DeMille award at the Golden Globes this year, I wrote that it would be amazingly awkward, though perhaps unlikely, that it would be Mel Gibson to present it to her. Click here Full Story

Written by Lorella (Lainey: some of you have written to say that you don’t agree with the perceived pro-Kristen Stewart position Duana and I have taken on the cheating scandal and the subsequent cover. For analysis then on the Jodie Foster defence of her former co-star, I’ve asked my friend Lo to weigh in, as we have slightly differed on our perspectives of the situation although where Foster is concerned, I’m with Lo on this one. Full Story

Jodie Foster was photographed in Vancouver yesterday after a workout. She's in town shooting the Matt Damon movie Elysium, though I'm not sure they're keeping that title. As you can see, along with her athletic gear, Jodie's also carrying a Balenciaga. Not the bag brand that would have been on the top of my list for her. Full Story

Remember that model Kate Winslet was dating? Louis Dowler. They broke up in November. Well, apparently they’re back together. Page Six reports that they were seen together a few days ago driving around in Woodstock. Remember when you all were like – she and Leo should totally be together!!!!! Yeah I never really understood this. Full Story

The Hollywood Reporter honoured Jodie Foster yesterday in Cannes at the Martinez. Rob Lowe was there to give a toast. The Hotel New Hampshire! I didn’t understand it the first time I watched it. Um, I was 11. It just made me horny. Then I went over a friend’s in university ten years later and we decided to rent it on a Friday night. Full Story

Many of you, like me, are obsessed with Celebrity Height. I am always receiving emails – how tall is x, how short is y? Why? Because they almost ALWAYS lie on their IMDB pages. The formula seems to be – take a couple of inches off, that’s probably about right. And the reason for this? Bitches like me, who associate male tallness with attractiveness, probably don’t help. Full Story

The midlife cock belongs to Mel Gibson for obvious reasons. The Beaver is the title of his upcoming film, directed by Jodie Foster, originally planned for release in October. That is until this week, when Radar published excerpts from recordings of an abusive argument alleged to involve Gibson and his estranged baby mother Oksana Grigorieva. Full Story

Too easy. And there are more. I’m sure you can think of a few. It’s Mel Gibson on set in NY with his hand shoved up a stuffed beaver filming a movie called The Beaver. No doubt it’ll be an Oscar contender. Actually… His old friend Jodie Foster is directing it. The Beaver probably won’t suck. Full Story

Because she’s not a famewhore Because she sells her movies and not herself Because she’s fit and not frozen, unlike Nicole Kidman Because she was a child star who didn’t f&ck up and snort up Because she told off Dina Lohan Because she can own the box office in an industry dominated by men Jodie in Japan to promote the Brave One. Full Story