I’ve seen you before
This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November…
Like generic blondes on the cover of magazines, one after the other, young Hollywood boys morphing together. How do you keep track?
I wonder if my mother used to say the same thing. Back in the day when I was young and going on about Duran Duran and Rob Lowe and River Phoenix and Johnny Depp - were they all interchangeable to her?
Never mind. I know the answer. Her answer for everything pop culture related back then was that Michael Jackson was The Gay.
But you see the point a little, don’t you?
These three … they could be one.
Following several days of speculation that Camilla Belle had discarded her Vagina Virgin for tennis player Fernando Verdasco...guess what?
Today, Camilla and Joe were photographed together, all smiles, careful not to touch, parading around for the paps. You can see those photos by clicking here.
Needless to say, after Verdasco lost to Federer, Camilla must have realised she needed to hang on to the Vagina a little while longer until the next promising prospect comes along.
Photos from Snapper Media and Zodiac /Splashnewsonline.com and CHRIS/MATEI/Bauergriffinonline.com