Vagina Virgin loves a public workout
Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Dumbass. Don’t f-cking tell me he’s not panting for the attention. We have parks in Toronto. With trails.
So what did the middle Vagina Virgin do this weekend?
He and his trainer went to Muscle Beach in Santa Monica. And he put on a show of such athleticism and grace the result can only be the moists. Right? Look at him working on his abs. How about Joe swinging from the rings? A sweaty Joe takes a breather on the grassy knoll. He also goes Rocky styles on the beach.
The Vagina Virgin is sweating out some pure sex.
As a reward for all his hard work – two hours! – Joe treated himself to a smoothie wearing a pair of Bruce Lee kung fu slippers. F-ck, next to this bitch, the painfully un-cool Taylor Lautner is suddenly Johnny Depp.
Photos from Fern/Splashnewsonline.com