He wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 13:19:34 February 17, 2010 13:19:34

It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s a dealbreaker when a man can’t own his pants. Jake and Spittle just can’t get it right.

But now all that pales in comparison to the Middle Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas.

This is the worst Bad Pants example I’ve seen in a long time. Not everyone can wear skinny jeans. Middle Vag can’t wear skinny jeans. But he doesn’t seem to want to believe it. Check him out on set today of his new movie called...

Chasing Butterflies.


CHASING BUTTERFLIES. Another case of sugar raping at the movies. Am shocked Emmy Rossum’s not in this one. Joe Jonas chasing butterflies in his bad pants and the little girls make hearts and scream.

Photos from Wenn.com

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