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Let me just make a quick call

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 07:34:35 March 18, 2011 07:34:35

Yesterday it was reported that Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas had broken up. Conveniently, just a few hours after the news went wide, Greene was papped in New York, in green for the occasion, with her dad, and oh look, shocking, she’s also with Jared Followill, to whom she’s been linked before, and apparently they’re making out again now that she’s done holding hands with a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin + Twilight C-List: it’s over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 07:32:16 March 17, 2011 07:32:16

You know, I thought about putting an exclamation point after the title but then again, who’ll be reading this story with any kind of enthusiasm or excitement? I mean, their relationship ended the way it started– with a lot of try, and very little care. On our part. After all, it’s Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene. Full Story

Chest puffing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 12:38:28 February 14, 2011 12:38:28

This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front row they could manage: Joe Jonas, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz. Full Story

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Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 09:26:07 December 23, 2010 09:26:07

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

Who looks more uncomfortable?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2010 12:07:54 December 20, 2010 12:07:54

Joe Jonas hit up the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden last night fronting like he’s all manly man with the sporty sportos. Am very, very surprised that Ashley Greene isn’t hanging off him auditioning for a spot on the Knicks cheerleading squad. She doesn’t usually pass up those kinds of opportunities. Full Story

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Swifty doesn’t deny it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2010 08:59:03 October 20, 2010 08:59:03

I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage after winning an award that she so clearly was going to win. Full Story

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They eat Japanese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 11:39:38 October 14, 2010 11:39:38

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

Are you Atari?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 12:42:00 August 20, 2010 12:42:00

It’s your new favourite song. Well, it’s certainly my new favourite song. This is Cee-Lo and this is the break-up anthem for 2010, what Demi Lovato needs to be singing to Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene who is apparently now rubbing up her Try all over a Vagina Virgin. Thanks Hez!...and PS. Full Story

Vagina Virgin loves a public workout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 12:29:23 March 22, 2010 12:29:23

Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Full Story

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Speaking of uncool...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 08:38:48 March 12, 2010 08:38:48

I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But he insists. Full Story

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