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Lessons in Sport by Joe and Kevin Jonas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 14:35:16 February 18, 2010 14:35:16

Written by Jacek You can always count on the Jonas brothers for some photo gold, especially when it comes to their attempts at athleticism. I’m no gossip guru and probably have a pretty selective memory when it comes to most celebrity subjects, but it seems to me that 80% of the time the Jonas brothers are photographed they’re attempting to be athletic in some way. Full Story

He wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 13:19:34 February 17, 2010 13:19:34

It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s a dealbreaker when a man can’t own his pants. Full Story

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He had to keep his shirt on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 12:10:31 October 5, 2009 12:10:31

The Jonas Brothers made a surprise appearance today at the Air Canada Centre for We Day. You can imagine the screaming. Yesterday the Vagina Virgins participated at CIBC Run For The Cure. Miraculously, Joe kept his shirt on. Those in Yorkville would find this particularly surprising because during the film festival, a shirtless Joe could oft be seen running around Toronto's busiest neighbourhood bare chested getting in a fitness fix despite the ubiquitous presence of paps hoping to get shots of George Clooney and the Mighty Opes. Full Story

Vagina Virgin running in purple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2009 11:23:25 September 12, 2009 11:23:25

The Jonas Brothers are in Toronto – they’re shooting some kind of tv movie in a small town outside of the city and come into the city on their down time. Everyone knows they’re staying in Yorkville. Everyone is in Yorkville. Yorkville is film festival central. And the girls have been stalking and chasing and screaming… So Joe Jonas decided to go running outside the other day, surrounded by security, accompanied by his trainer, past the patrons on patios sipping coffee rolling their eyes at his, um, commitment to fitness. Full Story

Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 12:35:32 July 27, 2009 12:35:32

Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help reflecting his pain through his work, changed the lyrics to one of their songs Full Story

Vagina Virgin Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 14:05:20 June 19, 2009 14:05:20

So the Jonas Brothers played in New York today and I looked at these photos and I was making ew gross that’s nasty faces because what the f-ck is this hair and why are they wearing it? And then Michelle and Jen B had to jump in all reasonable and mature, explaining that they’d take this natural curl, as lame as it is, over the straight iron look of LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron and, yeah, I couldn’t disagree. Full Story

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Vagina Virgins cross the pond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 13:39:51 May 12, 2009 13:39:51

They were in London today promoting something – maybe a movie? Yes, probably. The movie that did not fare very well at the North American box office. Apparently their tv show wasn’t a huge success either. Not great news for a “band” about to release their fourth album Lines, Vines, and Trying Times. Full Story

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Mouse Boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 08:52:19 April 15, 2009 08:52:19

17 Again, the LA premiere last night. As you’d expect, there was a strong Disney contingent present to support Zac Efron. The Mouse’s current favourite son was joined by the Mouse’s current favourite family – LipGloss and the Vagina Virgins together for one screamworthy evening! Lip, as you can see, is once again working those inturned feet. Full Story

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I’ve seen you before

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 15:19:57 March 26, 2009 15:19:57

This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November… They.All.Look.The.Same. Like generic blondes on the cover of magazines, one after the other, young Hollywood boys morphing together. Full Story

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How do you dump a Vagina Virgin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:50:00 March 25, 2009 11:50:00

Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait that long. Because Joe Jonas is part of the web generation – nothing happens if it doesn’t happen on Facebook/Twitter. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin cuckold?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 12:46:00 March 24, 2009 12:46:00

So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls was a junior move. Full Story