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Vagina Virgin style

February 25, 2009 08:45:53 Posted at February 25, 2009 08:45:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please explain this to me. I realise it’s been a long time since I was 20. Even though it feels like it was just last week, I know that 20 is far, far away. But still… It’s not that far away. I’d like to think some things don’t change so drastically. I’d like to think that what I think of what Joe Jonas is wearing is pretty universal, no matter how long ago 20 actually was. Full Story

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Where’s the Danger?

February 13, 2009 08:25:12 Posted at February 13, 2009 08:25:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Vagina Virgins are promoting their upcoming Jonas Brothers 3D concert movie. As such, they’ve been making the press rounds in New York last night for an appearance on Letterman. They even read their own Top 10 List Full Story

No longer Vagina Virgins?

February 12, 2009 08:56:27 Posted at February 12, 2009 08:56:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jonas Brothers sat down for an interview recently and were asked about their virgin status. Teen Now posed the question: So are you guys really vowing to stay virgins until marriage? The answers were as follows: Nick: 'No. That was something that got taken out of hand and that we wanted to keep to ourselves. Full Story

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Golden Vagina Virgins

January 6, 2009 07:11:22 Posted at January 6, 2009 07:11:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Skew younger, skew younger. This is the message. So did Robert Pattinson decline? They wanted him as a presenter, instead the Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed this morning that the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers would make an appearance on Sunday to pad their ratings – you know the zygotes will tune in. Full Story

NYE Vagina Virgins

January 1, 2009 11:06:00 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back to the television only to find Joe Jonas making love to the camera. Full Story

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Bras are icky

December 29, 2008 08:25:31 Posted at December 29, 2008 08:25:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those vagina virgins the Jonas Brothers played a show the other night and some child in the audience decided to throw her bra onstage at Joe, the waxy pretty gay one. His reaction was similar to what my main ‘mo Darren does every time I try to talk to him about my lady parts. Horror and disgust. Full Story

Stay in London...but can he avoid Sienna?

December 2, 2008 11:07:28 Posted at December 2, 2008 11:07:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson returned home to London today in advance of the UK premiere of Twilight. How much you want to bet Sienna Miller will be all over this in a matter of days? If she isn’t already? Not likely. Not yet. Rob apparently went straight to his parents’ so Sienna will have to wait until tonight. Full Story

Good Morning Vagina Virgins

November 28, 2008 11:03:51 Posted at November 28, 2008 11:03:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those Jonas Brothers were on Good Morning America today donating their coats and a $10K cheque. Ummm…that’s it? $10K is a lot of money for us. $10K is chump change for them. $10K is how much they spend on styling products. For real. And the cost is clear. Not one hair out of place on all three of them. Full Story

Teen drama!

November 14, 2008 07:13:31 Posted at November 14, 2008 07:13:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s making my life. A generation that hooks up, breaks up, and throws down on the internet, over iphones, over Facebook! It’s f-cking amazing! Why wasn’t I born in 1990? Gah! So Joe Jonas dumps Taylor Swift. She claims it was a 27 second phone call. And then she accuses him this week of cheating on her with Camilla Belle. Full Story

Teen Triangle!

November 13, 2008 07:06:00 Posted at November 13, 2008 07:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, all conveniently while she’s promoting her new record. Full Story