The Pimp turns down Porn???

July 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now this is a story for a Friday…

Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn star with the promise that it would earn her an Oscar but "I was like, "Eh, we"ll just buy a [statue of a] little-man and keep our clothes on." "

Bitch… please!!!

First of all, who in their right mind would presume that Jessica Simpson could win an Oscar simply by taking her clothes off? If that were the case, Paris Hilton would have 10 by now. And second… as IF he would have turned down a role that involved her getting naked.

As for Jessica’s current career prospects – according to Joe she has 3 movies in the works and a new album. Translation: straight to DVD releases and raping Christmas songs with her godawful vocal gymnastics.

Can hardly wait….

You?


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