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What’s in it for John: Tits & Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Not that you didn’t already know but if you take a look at the double handful he gets to goose, in addition to a side order of fellatio courtesy of those Restylane-lips, it’s not hard to figure out why John Mayer has been shamed by his c*ck.Check out Jessica out on the town last night, Main ‘Mo in tow, squeezing herself into a tarty little outfit to hold herself over while John’s on tour in Toronto. Full Story

Reining in Homo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

They had him on a short leash for a long time. And then he earned their trust. He behaved for a decade. He made babies, he held the queer feather deep inside. So then they loosened up. They let him go to Toronto. To dress up in drag for a movie called Hairspray. They let him run wild and free, away from the shackles, to taste freedom for a few months as reward for toeing the line for so long, confident that he’d been completely rehabilitated, confident that the doctrine had “fixed” his problem. Full Story

Kiki in Japan: pink, green, and Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Last week, the News of the World announced that my Kiki had been dumped, reporting a split from rocker Johnny Borrell who had supposedly returned to an ex-girlfriend. Which obviously explains why Johnny is with Kiki on Spidey 3 promo in Japan. Because that’s totally how broken-up couples act, non? Here she is looking blissed-out stoned, holding his hand, clearly still in love, clearly NOT single, and in the early stages of rolling out a killer blockbuster wardrobe to go with her highly anticipated killer blockbuster movie. Full Story

Drama say what???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Spoiler alert. Avert eyes now. So the residents of some condo are pissed because the Entourage crew has taken over and is disturbing the peace. Hmmm…that sucks. But more importantly, the show has been shooting there because Johnny Drama…wait for it…wait for it… HAS MOVED OUT?!!?? Say what? WTF??? They’re currently shooting Season 4. Full Story

Thinking of Travolta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

source Kevin Spacey at an afterparty last night looking for John Travolting, though legend around London is that his modus operandi isn’t the massage parlour and a c*ckstand but aspiring actors and fellatio for favours. But theatre rumours are SOOO unreliable, right? Full Story

Bodhi Back to Normal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Don’t tell me you haven’t seen Point Break, like, at least 3 times. I won’t believe you. 15 years! 15 years and I STILL watch it on Sundays if it’s the Movie of the Week! And Dirty Dancing too. Bodhi and Johnny Castle – Patrick Swayze’s two best roles. And please. Full Story

The Couple Clones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Sienna and Jamie, Kiki and Johnny, all four in London, both couples enjoying the springtime of their love, both couples looking like they smell of sweat, stale cigarettes, day old cologne, and … feet. You know that foot smell? Like on a plane when your neighbour takes off his shoes and he’s not wearing socks? Don’t these four look like they smell like feet? And don’t they remind you of each other and also of Kate and Pete? PS. Full Story

John Mayer: Shame Face Down Under

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica is traveling with him on tour, they’ve arrived in Australia, but not even a different continent can change John’s expression: dude still looks shamed by his own c*ck. I particularly like the one where she appears to be trying to tell him something. Again, not that you can ever reliably deduce anything from just one photo, but it looks to me like he’s in pain, as if to say: Holy f&ck you idiot, please don’t talk to me unless I’m pissing on you. Full Story

Gay Biker Chic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

I love going dancing on Gay Biker Chic Night. Leather chaps, tight taut bums staring back at you on a riser gyrating with abandon – one of life’s great pleasures. But Gay Biker Chic has an expiration date. And it’s either full throttle or it’s not at all. Meaning you can’t half ass Gay Biker Chic. Full Story

Kiki & Johnny: Week 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Or is it 3? No matter. The point is, unlike her brief flings with Andy Samberg and Adrien Grenier and Adam Brody which only lasted a week, Kiki has managed to keep Johnny Borrell’s interest for more, going so far as to follow him to the UK where she is supposedly shacked up in his flat, lovesick to the point that she follows him everywhere – to every gig, to every afterparty, to every town, to every country…and he can’t get enough. Full Story

John Mayer: sheepish on the run

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

It’s been weeks, it’s so public, and still…John Mayer KNOWS. He knows his c*ck has led him astray. He knows his brain, his good sensibility, some say even his integrity – he knows it’s all been soiled by his libido. And so he skulks around sheepishly, wearing a smile that can only be described as embarrassed every time we see him dragging around his blonde fun-bags - this weekend after lunch in West Hollywood. Full Story