Am embarrassed. Call me Cruise but have to be honest… since his haircut, John Mayer has been crossing the Hot/Not Spectrum, gliding from Nasty Pasty to Surprisingly Sexy.
Am I off my tree? Is it clever photography?
Have a look – promo shots of a much prettier John…not enough to quiver but certainly enough to stare.
Never enough to take his piss. Literally.
As for those rumours of Jessica rekindling with Adam Levine – you know Maroon 5 has a new album out, right? Just saying…