Fans of John Mayer have been lamenting his love choice for weeks – how can he still stand for what he stood for with that bimbo on his tour bus?
And although I understood the pain, not being a fan of his, I did not feel the pain. I did not feel that kind of pain until now - until Djimon Hounsou, the molten lava piece of loin quiveration known as Djimon Hounsou, started stepping out with Kimora Lee Simmons.
I can’t begin to tell you how troubling this is. To see an actor of his caliber, a man who has built such an impressive resumé, a cerebral, spiritual celebrity, squander his stature away on someone like Kimora Lee Simmons – the very definition of excess, American Chav if there was such thing and if Tyra Banks makes you want to puke, than Kimora has to make you want to kill yourself.
But look at that smug ass expression on her smug ass face. And then look at his. Now if that isn’t the look of a man shamed by his own penis, I don’t know what is.
And then there’s John Mayer. John Mayer shopping the other day with Jessica Simpson in NYC. Shopping at Jeffrey, holding her bags, all respect now unraveled … thank you Papa Joe.