Weekend, Week Begin

March 30, 2009 08:03:45 Posted at March 30, 2009 08:03:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer sent us into the weekend with the sailor shorts and, bless him, he’s now pulling us back out of it by smelling his lime green mankini while performing on his cheesy boat cruise. Are you a comic or a musician? He wants to answer both. Oh he wants it so bad.

I realised something the other day. I realised that my feelings for John Mayer have evolved. They now resemble my feelings for Porny Jessica Simpson. No matter what, Porny makes brings a smile. Porny, as I’ve said, is the gift that keeps on giving. And in the same way, so too is John Mayer.

Such a f-cking douchebag but always good for content.

Maybe they really did belong together. Maybe he’s been trying to find himself back there.

Photos from Deano/Beetham/Splashnewsonline.com

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