Friday Night Pee
A gift that yields many rewards. Love, love, love.
Here’s John Mayer stepping out for the first time in the spotlight with his new piece in Santa Monica this weekend, clearly with no intention of keeping it quiet.
Her name is Minka Kelly and since most of you shamefully don’t watch Friday Night Lights, she plays Lyla, former head cheerleader dating the fallen star QB who then ends up having hot hot hot sex with his best friend before getting back together with her now crippled boyfriend until he cheats on her with a tattoo artist.
No seriously…why aren’t you watching this show?
Minka is drop dead stunning. With a crazy body. And probably kinda dumb. And can’t act for sh-t. And used to deal in real life with co-star Taylor Kitsch – his photo is attached. He of course appears in various stages of undress throughout out the show. And sweats and grunts a lot. So tell me again why you’re not watching?
Sorry, I digress.
This is about John and Minka and what he must be doing to her and how Jessica Simpson must be reeling. One after another after their split, John is scoring some mayjah ass. I do feel badly for the poor Jess. This kind of sh-t eats girls alive.