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How to behave

August 10, 2009 14:56:48 Posted at August 10, 2009 14:56:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like a douche? So apparently it wasn’t his mother – click here to read Sunday’s article about John Mayer out for dinner with two older ladies in his monogrammed jacket trying to be funny. Full Story

Monogrammed Douche

August 9, 2009 10:59:26 Posted at August 9, 2009 10:59:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sure what this latest f-ckery is all about except to say that it was no ordinary dinner with the moms. After all, it’s John Mayer. In a monogrammed jacket with a friend and their moms as their dates, surrounded by paps, no doubt another John Mayer inside joke that only inhabitants of clever cleverland will understand. Full Story

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Jason > John

August 7, 2009 09:36:13 Posted at August 7, 2009 09:36:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when John Mayer won a Grammy when it should have been Jason Mraz? Yeah. Me too. I know a lot of you out there are big fans of Jason Mraz, especially Tiffany A who has seen him perform something like 12 times? Or more? Jason was on The Today Show this morning. Looked really, really good. And nice work on the jeans too. Full Story

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It’s helping...

July 24, 2009 12:23:00 Posted at July 24, 2009 12:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row that reflect a more pulled-together, more positive, more defiant Jessica. Full Story

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Gift from a Douche

July 20, 2009 06:55:30 Posted at July 20, 2009 06:55:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken heart. It’s apparently a move he uses often. Full Story

He peed on Porny’s love

July 14, 2009 16:22:32 Posted at July 14, 2009 16:22:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. Full Story

What did she expand?

June 15, 2009 06:47:13 Posted at June 15, 2009 06:47:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a small townBruce Almighty: Rachel dates GodAlong Came Polly: Rachel and a ferret dance with Ben StillerRock Star: Rachel is a groupie It’s the same mannerisms, it’s the same delivery, it’s the same cadence, it’s the way Rachel can never not touch her hair. Full Story

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Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

May 20, 2009 09:51:48 Posted at May 20, 2009 09:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu

April 30, 2009 09:18:05 Posted at April 30, 2009 09:18:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly. I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly. Full Story

Sienna wins something

April 3, 2009 07:14:41 Posted at April 3, 2009 07:14:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For once it’s about the acting. Or at least they told her it was about the acting to get her there. And she believed it. This is Sienna Miller at ShoWest last night receiving the award for Supporting Actress of the Year. Slap in the face, a little? Sienna was, once upon a time, supposed to be considered a leading lady… Having said that, it’s a good career move. Full Story

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Obsessed with her looks? Her???

April 1, 2009 08:56:38 Posted at April 1, 2009 08:56:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about her looks. Full Story