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Selective clarification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 12:19:53 October 16, 2009 12:19:53

John Mayer decided to clear up a rumour on Twitter yesterday. No, not that rumour. He ignored that rumour but instead addressed another one: Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don't like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Full Story

You idiot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 09:48:12 October 14, 2009 09:48:12

etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her and she can’t quit the taste. Full Story

Douchey’s $800 hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 11:36:45 October 13, 2009 11:36:45

I bunked at Duana’s last week when I was in Toronto and Michelle came over one night late and somehow our super fun conversation degenerated into a John Mayer lovefest during which they tried to peer pressure me into appreciating him by playing me his song Comfortable. They sat on the couch, two giggling adolescents, singing and reading along with the lyrics. Full Story

Douchebag weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2009 08:42:05 September 15, 2009 08:42:05

For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in her mouth. Full Story

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She’s not high fiving his penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 08:02:03 September 10, 2009 08:02:03

What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here Full Story

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Charity from a douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2009 09:53:46 August 28, 2009 09:53:46

John Mayer couldn’t make a donation quietly, without fanfare. Of course not. Philanthropy is all about the attention, right? The shenanigans took place yesterday. On his Twitter John challenged TMZ to find his mug shot. So ensued a series of back and forth posts culminating in this photo taken several years ago when John was arrested for driving with a suspended license. Full Story

How to behave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 14:56:48 August 10, 2009 14:56:48

Like a douche? So apparently it wasn’t his mother – click here to read Sunday’s article about John Mayer out for dinner with two older ladies in his monogrammed jacket trying to be funny. Full Story

Monogrammed Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2009 10:59:26 August 9, 2009 10:59:26

Not sure what this latest f-ckery is all about except to say that it was no ordinary dinner with the moms. After all, it’s John Mayer. In a monogrammed jacket with a friend and their moms as their dates, surrounded by paps, no doubt another John Mayer inside joke that only inhabitants of clever cleverland will understand. Full Story

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Jason > John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 09:36:13 August 7, 2009 09:36:13

Remember when John Mayer won a Grammy when it should have been Jason Mraz? Yeah. Me too. I know a lot of you out there are big fans of Jason Mraz, especially Tiffany A who has seen him perform something like 12 times? Or more? Jason was on The Today Show this morning. Looked really, really good. And nice work on the jeans too. Full Story

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It’s helping...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 12:23:00 July 24, 2009 12:23:00

We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row that reflect a more pulled-together, more positive, more defiant Jessica. Full Story

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Gift from a Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:55:30 July 20, 2009 06:55:30

How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken heart. It’s apparently a move he uses often. Full Story