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Monogrammed Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2009 10:59:26 August 9, 2009 10:59:26

Not sure what this latest f-ckery is all about except to say that it was no ordinary dinner with the moms. After all, it’s John Mayer. In a monogrammed jacket with a friend and their moms as their dates, surrounded by paps, no doubt another John Mayer inside joke that only inhabitants of clever cleverland will understand. Full Story

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Jason > John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 09:36:13 August 7, 2009 09:36:13

Remember when John Mayer won a Grammy when it should have been Jason Mraz? Yeah. Me too. I know a lot of you out there are big fans of Jason Mraz, especially Tiffany A who has seen him perform something like 12 times? Or more? Jason was on The Today Show this morning. Looked really, really good. And nice work on the jeans too. Full Story

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It’s helping...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 12:23:00 July 24, 2009 12:23:00

We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row that reflect a more pulled-together, more positive, more defiant Jessica. Full Story

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Gift from a Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:55:30 July 20, 2009 06:55:30

How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken heart. It’s apparently a move he uses often. Full Story

He peed on Porny’s love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 16:22:32 July 14, 2009 16:22:32

Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. Full Story

What did she expand?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 06:47:13 June 15, 2009 06:47:13

Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a small townBruce Almighty: Rachel dates GodAlong Came Polly: Rachel and a ferret dance with Ben StillerRock Star: Rachel is a groupie It’s the same mannerisms, it’s the same delivery, it’s the same cadence, it’s the way Rachel can never not touch her hair. Full Story

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Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 09:51:48 May 20, 2009 09:51:48

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Sienna wins something

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:14:41 April 3, 2009 07:14:41

For once it’s about the acting. Or at least they told her it was about the acting to get her there. And she believed it. This is Sienna Miller at ShoWest last night receiving the award for Supporting Actress of the Year. Slap in the face, a little? Sienna was, once upon a time, supposed to be considered a leading lady… Having said that, it’s a good career move. Full Story

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Obsessed with her looks? Her???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 08:56:38 April 1, 2009 08:56:38

No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about her looks. Full Story

Weekend, Week Begin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 08:03:45 March 30, 2009 08:03:45

John Mayer sent us into the weekend with the sailor shorts and, bless him, he’s now pulling us back out of it by smelling his lime green mankini while performing on his cheesy boat cruise. Are you a comic or a musician? He wants to answer both. Oh he wants it so bad. I realised something the other day. Full Story