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Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

May 20, 2009 09:51:48 Posted at May 20, 2009 09:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu

April 30, 2009 09:18:05 Posted at April 30, 2009 09:18:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly. I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly. Full Story

Sienna wins something

April 3, 2009 07:14:41 Posted at April 3, 2009 07:14:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For once it’s about the acting. Or at least they told her it was about the acting to get her there. And she believed it. This is Sienna Miller at ShoWest last night receiving the award for Supporting Actress of the Year. Slap in the face, a little? Sienna was, once upon a time, supposed to be considered a leading lady… Having said that, it’s a good career move. Full Story

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Obsessed with her looks? Her???

April 1, 2009 08:56:38 Posted at April 1, 2009 08:56:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about her looks. Full Story

Weekend, Week Begin

March 30, 2009 08:03:45 Posted at March 30, 2009 08:03:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer sent us into the weekend with the sailor shorts and, bless him, he’s now pulling us back out of it by smelling his lime green mankini while performing on his cheesy boat cruise. Are you a comic or a musician? He wants to answer both. Oh he wants it so bad. I realised something the other day. Full Story

Sail off on your weekend

March 27, 2009 15:21:05 Posted at March 27, 2009 15:21:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Truly. He’s amazing... Can we take a moment to appreciate John Mayer? He needs to be appreciated. He deserves a double post today. For sailing off on the weekend in style. This kind of style. It’s John Mayer on the Mayercraft today. His ensemble...it speaks for itself. And his legs...his legs are as toned as Jennifer Aniston’s. Full Story

Mayer & Friends...and Fox?

March 27, 2009 08:23:12 Posted at March 27, 2009 08:23:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

'One Splendid Evening with John Mayer and Friends' benefit on the new Carnival Cruise ship Carnival Splendor last night. Friends did not include Jennifer Aniston but did include Jordin Sparks, Gavin Rossdale, Eve, and even Kevin McKidd. You know him from Rome. Or, if you’re still watching that stupidness called Grey’s Anatomy, he’s currently Christina Yang’s love interest. Full Story

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Twitter for some, not for others

March 23, 2009 16:22:24 Posted at March 23, 2009 16:22:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. And Ashton loves Twitter. Full Story

Did she try to keep him?

March 19, 2009 06:46:48 Posted at March 19, 2009 06:46:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer Aniston this week – stories ranging from John Mayer writing a tell-all exposing the “real” Rachel to her late night phone calls to Brad Pitt begging him back. Full Story

He will never let us down

March 17, 2009 13:24:08 Posted at March 17, 2009 13:24:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer keep quiet about the end of his contractual obligations his bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who keeps telling him he’s so great with the word??? Putting experience into music is one thing. Full Story

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Opening the door for Mayer and Fox

March 12, 2009 08:14:09 Posted at March 12, 2009 08:14:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Full Story