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Too much beer?

February 3, 2009 06:37:31 Posted at February 3, 2009 06:37:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston on the carpet last night at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. A rare miss. Because you know the Aniston. The hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the Aniston is always working, the Aniston always looks good, the Aniston can’t afford not to look good. She doesn’t have much else. Full Story

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Douche tv monologue

January 27, 2009 09:28:29 Posted at January 27, 2009 09:28:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know John Mayer was That Kid, right? He was probably picked on in school, zitty, greasy, not down with the popular crowd…and has been carrying that around his whole life. So now even though he’s a famous rock star, he’s still living looking backwards – every move is a giant “f-ck you” to those who shut him down in grade 10. Full Story

Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference

December 31, 2008 10:33:26 Posted at December 31, 2008 10:33:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Make it more obvious

December 19, 2008 07:15:17 Posted at December 19, 2008 07:15:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on Christmas Day. Full Story

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Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs

December 12, 2008 06:36:00 Posted at December 12, 2008 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how she’s selling her movie. It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly around a fragile Owen Wilson, not posing with her douchey boyfriend John Mayer, but summoning him there anyway to make sure you know he’s her douchey boyfriend. Full Story

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He thinks thoughts and blogs

December 11, 2008 12:02:00 Posted at December 11, 2008 12:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston is electrifying the blogosphere today, empowering women by getting naked and spreading her legs (more photos from the magazine are attached and seriously her breasts are hurting me), John Mayer has taken to the Huffington Post Full Story

More profundity from a douchebag groupie

December 9, 2008 14:36:11 Posted at December 9, 2008 14:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now… Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore. Apparently she talks about John Mayer. No. Actually… She gushes about John Mayer. "He's a rare one. Full Story

Douchebag entertains

November 28, 2008 08:24:00 Posted at November 28, 2008 08:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now that his gag order has been temporarily lifted, in New York this week without Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is back to doing what he does best: feeding his attention addiction, talking out of his ass. I’ll say this: he is entertaining. Douche was surrounded by paps and fans yesterday, signing photos, taking photos, even some cute bantering with a little old lady who didn’t have a clue about him but pleaded for an autograph anyway. Full Story

Two douches on a carpet

November 14, 2008 08:19:41 Posted at November 14, 2008 08:19:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, one carpet, two douchebags: Justin Timberlake and John Mayer at the Keep A Child Alive 5th Annual Black Ball in New York. Am surprised Shelfy didn’t beg and plead to tag along. Maybe Pip didn’t want her embarrassing him in front of Alicia Keys and Queen Latifah. Wonder what that punk smug smile on his face is all about. Full Story

TV Girl's triumphant return

November 14, 2008 06:46:02 Posted at November 14, 2008 06:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a week that started low, continued to build, and ended on several high notes. Well done, Huvane. He turned his sh-t around, well done indeed. Because gone is the memory of Jennifer Aniston degrading herself at The Ivy, replaced by Jennifer Aniston’s tight ass body on 30 Rock, clad in skin-baring outfits in every scene, returning to Must See TV, and finally coming home, proving that her place, always and forever, will not be at the movies comfortable ensconced on the couch on the small screen. Full Story

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He got the trainer

November 12, 2008 07:08:45 Posted at November 12, 2008 07:08:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My husband and I joke about it all the time. But seriously. Who gets the dog if we divorce? I say me because Marcus was my 30th birthday present. He says him because I’m just Marcus’s food bitch. Needless to say, never mind anything else, over the dog…it’ll get ugly. When it comes to Hollywood splits, who gets what and how do they decide? I’ve heard some separations are so nasty they even fight over the plants. Full Story

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