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Will it be like this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 07:17:13 February 11, 2009 07:17:13

It was reported yesterday, by People of course, that John Mayer will be gifting Jennifer Aniston, in honour of her 40th birthday TODAY, with a brand new song written especially for the occasion. The question posed in the original article was Rossum or Romantic Full Story

Rossum or Romantic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 08:59:43 February 10, 2009 08:59:43

It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and fresh, glowing and gorgeous…that is, if you live by the beach, and you get months and months off work several times a year, you have a Pilates studio in your house, your delicious low calorie meals are delivered three times a day, your stylist is on call for a blowout even if you’re just going to visit a friend, you’ve never had children, and you don’t spend half your day running after said children. Full Story

Grammy Boy Hair: John Mayer & Guy Berryman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 12:12:20 February 9, 2009 12:12:20

Boys with short hair! Guy Berryman is the hottest Coldplay. He’s wee, but he’s gorgeous. And he looked great in pink! Guy’s hair is super short right now. Love. Also…much prefer John Mayer short and unpuffy. He’s a great looking guy when he has good hair. And when he’s a music geek and humble and not sh-tting from his mouth. Full Story

Too much beer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 06:37:31 February 3, 2009 06:37:31

Jennifer Aniston on the carpet last night at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. A rare miss. Because you know the Aniston. The hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the Aniston is always working, the Aniston always looks good, the Aniston can’t afford not to look good. She doesn’t have much else. Full Story

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Douche tv monologue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 09:28:29 January 27, 2009 09:28:29

You know John Mayer was That Kid, right? He was probably picked on in school, zitty, greasy, not down with the popular crowd…and has been carrying that around his whole life. So now even though he’s a famous rock star, he’s still living looking backwards – every move is a giant “f-ck you” to those who shut him down in grade 10. Full Story

Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 10:33:26 December 31, 2008 10:33:26

August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Make it more obvious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 07:15:17 December 19, 2008 07:15:17

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on Christmas Day. Full Story

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Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 06:36:00 December 12, 2008 06:36:00

This is how she’s selling her movie. It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly around a fragile Owen Wilson, not posing with her douchey boyfriend John Mayer, but summoning him there anyway to make sure you know he’s her douchey boyfriend. Full Story

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He thinks thoughts and blogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 12:02:00 December 11, 2008 12:02:00

While his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston is electrifying the blogosphere today, empowering women by getting naked and spreading her legs (more photos from the magazine are attached and seriously her breasts are hurting me), John Mayer has taken to the Huffington Post Full Story

More profundity from a douchebag groupie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 14:36:11 December 9, 2008 14:36:11

The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now… Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore. Apparently she talks about John Mayer. No. Actually… She gushes about John Mayer. "He's a rare one. Full Story

Douchebag entertains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2008 08:24:00 November 28, 2008 08:24:00

Now that his gag order has been temporarily lifted, in New York this week without Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is back to doing what he does best: feeding his attention addiction, talking out of his ass. I’ll say this: he is entertaining. Douche was surrounded by paps and fans yesterday, signing photos, taking photos, even some cute bantering with a little old lady who didn’t have a clue about him but pleaded for an autograph anyway. Full Story