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Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs

December 12, 2008 06:36:00 Posted at December 12, 2008 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how she’s selling her movie. It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly around a fragile Owen Wilson, not posing with her douchey boyfriend John Mayer, but summoning him there anyway to make sure you know he’s her douchey boyfriend. Full Story

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He thinks thoughts and blogs

December 11, 2008 12:02:00 Posted at December 11, 2008 12:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston is electrifying the blogosphere today, empowering women by getting naked and spreading her legs (more photos from the magazine are attached and seriously her breasts are hurting me), John Mayer has taken to the Huffington Post Full Story

More profundity from a douchebag groupie

December 9, 2008 14:36:11 Posted at December 9, 2008 14:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now… Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore. Apparently she talks about John Mayer. No. Actually… She gushes about John Mayer. "He's a rare one. Full Story

Douchebag entertains

November 28, 2008 08:24:00 Posted at November 28, 2008 08:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now that his gag order has been temporarily lifted, in New York this week without Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is back to doing what he does best: feeding his attention addiction, talking out of his ass. I’ll say this: he is entertaining. Douche was surrounded by paps and fans yesterday, signing photos, taking photos, even some cute bantering with a little old lady who didn’t have a clue about him but pleaded for an autograph anyway. Full Story

Two douches on a carpet

November 14, 2008 08:19:41 Posted at November 14, 2008 08:19:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, one carpet, two douchebags: Justin Timberlake and John Mayer at the Keep A Child Alive 5th Annual Black Ball in New York. Am surprised Shelfy didn’t beg and plead to tag along. Maybe Pip didn’t want her embarrassing him in front of Alicia Keys and Queen Latifah. Wonder what that punk smug smile on his face is all about. Full Story

TV Girl's triumphant return

November 14, 2008 06:46:02 Posted at November 14, 2008 06:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a week that started low, continued to build, and ended on several high notes. Well done, Huvane. He turned his sh-t around, well done indeed. Because gone is the memory of Jennifer Aniston degrading herself at The Ivy, replaced by Jennifer Aniston’s tight ass body on 30 Rock, clad in skin-baring outfits in every scene, returning to Must See TV, and finally coming home, proving that her place, always and forever, will not be at the movies comfortable ensconced on the couch on the small screen. Full Story

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He got the trainer

November 12, 2008 07:08:45 Posted at November 12, 2008 07:08:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My husband and I joke about it all the time. But seriously. Who gets the dog if we divorce? I say me because Marcus was my 30th birthday present. He says him because I’m just Marcus’s food bitch. Needless to say, never mind anything else, over the dog…it’ll get ugly. When it comes to Hollywood splits, who gets what and how do they decide? I’ve heard some separations are so nasty they even fight over the plants. Full Story

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Jenny + Douchey = Stupid

November 3, 2008 06:40:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 06:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pink speaks the truth. She doesn’t think highly of John Mayer. Shocking. Recalling an encounter with him recently, Pink said: "I got into an argument with him. He said something along the lines of, 'I only shag really stupid women', and I said, 'I guess they would have to be. I don't get him and Jennifer at all. Full Story

Today’s AssTalk from Douchebag

October 29, 2008 13:09:08 Posted at October 29, 2008 13:09:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s been silent for so long I almost missed him. Then he started writing again and I’m sorry I ever said that. John Mayer, who else? John Mayer Douchebag has written for the Huffington Post Full Story

Spittle wants more Nipple?

October 27, 2008 07:06:01 Posted at October 27, 2008 07:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler Full Story

Look at my stomach!

October 24, 2008 06:34:04 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Full Story