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Jenny + Douchey = Stupid

November 3, 2008 06:40:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 06:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pink speaks the truth. She doesn’t think highly of John Mayer. Shocking. Recalling an encounter with him recently, Pink said: "I got into an argument with him. He said something along the lines of, 'I only shag really stupid women', and I said, 'I guess they would have to be. I don't get him and Jennifer at all. Full Story

Today’s AssTalk from Douchebag

October 29, 2008 13:09:08 Posted at October 29, 2008 13:09:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s been silent for so long I almost missed him. Then he started writing again and I’m sorry I ever said that. John Mayer, who else? John Mayer Douchebag has written for the Huffington Post Full Story

Spittle wants more Nipple?

October 27, 2008 07:06:01 Posted at October 27, 2008 07:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler Full Story

Look at my stomach!

October 24, 2008 06:34:04 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story

Jen…John…Baby?

October 22, 2008 08:18:49 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:18:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? As much as we want it to be true, because she is that pathetic, it’s likely to be full of sh*t, although the American rags are probably pissing themselves for not thinking of it first. Full Story

Her friends suck too?

October 17, 2008 08:36:20 Posted at October 17, 2008 08:36:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass. Same goes for Jennifer Aniston? OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. Full Story

Douchey’s birthday boost

October 16, 2008 13:34:49 Posted at October 16, 2008 13:34:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you know, John and Jen are back together, reuniting some time last week in New York and Boston, travelling back to LA at the weekend, and seeing each other every night since. Full Story

Desperate goes back for more

October 14, 2008 07:08:51 Posted at October 14, 2008 07:08:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. Full Story

Compulsive Narcissist

October 10, 2008 10:42:18 Posted at October 10, 2008 10:42:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!!I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music in Boston where John Mayer briefly attended. Full Story

Shannen Doherty, John Mayer, Pee

October 2, 2008 13:20:45 Posted at October 2, 2008 13:20:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look…I get it that dudes get off on images involving suggestive liquids. Like a mudfight. Or a jello bath. Or milk running down the side of a woman’s mouth. Madonna’s Express Yourself video. I get it. What I don’t get is the rationale from the boys at Details for this Shannen Doherty photo shoot. Full Story

No Drunk Dialing Ass

September 29, 2008 06:52:15 Posted at September 29, 2008 06:52:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston worked really hard for 2 weeks. First on 30 Rock for a guest appearance, then to TIFF to promote Management… Of course she needed a vacation. Of course in Mexico. It’s always Mexico. It’s Mexico, like, every other month. This time, surprisingly, it’s not Joe Francis’s house. Full Story

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