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Deciphering Jessica Simpson

July 31, 2008 11:29:00 Posted at July 31, 2008 11:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head to the casino. Anything is an excuse to head to the casino. Full Story

Tweak Before Shopping

July 31, 2008 07:40:59 Posted at July 31, 2008 07:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which explains the tit for tat with the Pitts. Full Story

Talking to Dad

July 29, 2008 10:21:22 Posted at July 29, 2008 10:21:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very good friend of mine - her father is as hilarious as my mother. He once objected to her attending a sleepover during middle school because "what if father is rapist?" Amazing, non? Similarly, when I was visiting my parents in Toronto last year - I was 33 at the time - my mother insisted on staying on the phone with me the entire ride. Full Story

Summer Buzz

July 28, 2008 06:33:15 Posted at July 28, 2008 06:33:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer played a show last night at the Verizon Amphitheatre showing off a new buzz. You likey? I prefer the longer. But he does look younger. And Jennifer Aniston certainly doesn’t mind that. And she certainly won’t mind reminding you that he’s younger too. The Oprah watching Mini-Van Majority loves 40 year old divorcees dating fresh rocker studs. Full Story

Groupie Sex

July 9, 2008 08:37:47 Posted at July 9, 2008 08:37:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied: "Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.” And of course, for those of you who’ve been reading this blog for a while, you also know that after a while, after all the nameless, faceless fans he took to bed following a performance, John decided to spice up the experiences by adding in the golden shower. Full Story

Peeing Douchebag talking to me?

July 8, 2008 07:37:24 Posted at July 8, 2008 07:37:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been smutting about for ages. Full Story

Jen & John in Toronto

July 7, 2008 13:47:37 Posted at July 7, 2008 13:47:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

eTalk has the exclusive photos on the show tonight – John Mayer is in Toronto for his show and Jennifer Aniston came with, although they left in separate cars to head to the venue. So far, People Magazine has been chronicling their every movie, like a Jen & John tour diary. Full Story

Homely Memories in Milwaukee!

July 3, 2008 08:44:38 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:44:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Full Story

Insecure for life

July 3, 2008 08:00:57 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:00:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was partly the insecurity that drove John away from Jess. Full Story

Not so subtle afterall

June 30, 2008 12:31:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 12:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People.com originally insisted for the benefit of the MiniVan that its poster girl Jennifer Aniston was determined to keep her relationship with John Mayer private and, as such, went to great measures to avoid being photographed with him in London. Full Story

The Subtle Famewhore

June 30, 2008 11:37:27 Posted at June 30, 2008 11:37:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last week. She was observed at both his shows watching in the wings but not photographed. Full Story