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A Mortal Fights the Gods

May 15, 2008 05:16:00 Posted at May 15, 2008 05:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You have to applaud her effort, non? She is waging a war she can’t win but still she won’t give up. As you know, Angelina Jolie confirmed yesterday that she is indeed expecting two royal arrivals. Needless to say, as is the case with any headline related to the Pitts, it was the biggest news in gossip leaving every other story, including Jennifer Aniston’s romance with John Mayer, in the dust. Full Story

John Takes Jen on the Road

May 14, 2008 10:40:13 Posted at May 14, 2008 10:40:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From Miami to Orlando! Jennifer Aniston is taking her sizzling spring fling with John Mayer on the road! John was booked for a private RIM performance in Orlando last night and flew via private jet with Jen and her dog Norman. Norman is so cute. Look at him. Look at his dopey face looking for something to pee on. Full Story

What John Did in the Pool

May 12, 2008 06:16:08 Posted at May 12, 2008 06:16:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You think he was easing her in to the experience? John Mayer returned to Miami to join Jennifer Aniston this weekend by the pool. Where else would she be??? Again, the paps were able to grab some amazing photos of the two… much to the chagrin of her hardworking bodyguards, who’ve supposedly been charged with guarding her privacy. Full Story

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The Difference of a Year

May 6, 2008 08:52:34 Posted at May 6, 2008 08:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

What Else Is There To Do?

May 5, 2008 09:17:20 Posted at May 5, 2008 09:17:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston has the best life to go with the best body. I love food too much to have a body like that. Sigh. Check her out, in her favourite spot, by the pool this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun. And all this wasn’t stimulating enough for Brad Pitt? Shocking. As for the photos themselves… amazing with all the security she has and how vigilant her bodyguards are about not allowing her to be papped that she keeps getting papped every single weekend. Full Story

John on Jen’s Golden Skin!

April 30, 2008 08:34:00 Posted at April 30, 2008 08:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date. Full Story

All That’s Missing…

April 25, 2008 18:33:00 Posted at April 25, 2008 18:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is a pair of leather chaps with the ass cut out. How can there be any doubt? This is John Travolta at the Michael Eisner Walk of Fame event today. The good news is he’s finally given up on that spray paint hair Full Story

Please. Shut. Your. Ass.

March 28, 2008 09:40:00 Posted at March 28, 2008 09:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well… at the very least, it’s an admission that he really does google himself. Obsessively. John Mayer – again taking to his blog with a long winded manifesto about… Fame? Vanity?Narcissism? Aspiring to more? Finding meaning in life? Sure. Full Story

How Could He Resist?

March 24, 2008 09:23:00 Posted at March 24, 2008 09:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six today ran an item about John Mayer’s internet proclivities. Ever the famewhore, who cannot refrain from blessing the world with his words, John replied on his own blog. Almost immediately. A screen cap is attached. Is John Mayer capable of turning the other? Or is he too addicted to the stank of his own sh*t? Thing is, this’d be kinda funny coming from George Clooney. Full Story

The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

March 7, 2008 08:40:00 Posted at March 7, 2008 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story